ewww...now you've gone and soiled your Kindle, woman...

PRICELESS!!!!!

well...at least it was categorised properly.

You have a KINDLE?!?

(thumbified out of sheer habit)

Good point JL >>> I was going to buy the new OS Book Club Book and that's what was on page 1 ... can you use Clorox on a Kindle???

Right on bahHMMblog :) Those Kindlers know what they are doing!

JOJO ~ I got it for my BDay :) I facespaced it ... why must you always ignore me on the facespace???

jealousing over the kindle....

Seriously, what Jodi asked? Do you? Do you? Which one?

Hahahaha!

Fiction: An imaginative creation or a pretense that does not represent actuality but has been invented.

Seems about right to me.

nonono Julie ... no jealousing ... we can share, ok :)

It's the little one L&P and it is so awesome! I love it! Of course the big one would be better ... but I'm happy with the little one ... but that big one is just so ... well, big ... ok ok ok ... I'm happy with the little one ... I swear :) hahahahaha!~

Absolutely JT ~ that nails it !!!

I'd fold, mutilate and spindle for a kindle! This is hilarious...the words "Glenn Beck" and "common sense" become fiction when combined.

Now I am so curious about what he wrote. My goodness what could it be?

Yep!

Zuma ... I love you, but after hearing that I'm kind of glad you don't know where I live ... I think being "spindled" might hurt!!! haha

lucky you aphrabehn!!!

ha @ bill beck :)

its more of a booklet, mother. or a brochure, if you will.

I can't tell if truth is stranger than fiction or the other way around

Really funny, except for the fact that people take him seriously.

I'm jealous of the Kindle too. :D

they got that one right.

know what else is fiction? his tears. seriously, i researched this and when people cry for real, water leaks out of their eyes.

The collision would generate enough energy to illuminate Seattle for a year.

i would accept a kindle as a gift, but i doubt i would ever get one for myself. hope you're happy with your'n.

As my dear departed Grampa would say, "That fella there is plum batshit crazy."

Common sense from Glenn Beck? Oh, Puh-lease!

Tee hee, you really had me going there, for a minute. =o)

so...size matters?

Beck and common sense? He wrote this as fiction? Doesn't it violate the first rule of writing, write what you know? Colbert coined the phrase truthiness, I'd like to take this opportunity to coin the phrase "jackassiness" to describe anything that falls from any orfice that Glenn Beck has.

Editors Pet ;)

perfectomundo.

Good find!

I wonder how on earth it received four stars.

P.S. Add me to the list of people jealous about your Kindle.

Hahahahaha@janesmithie!!!

Amen on that Sheepy!

IKR! Jay busse ~

Oh Shelle … no, no, no … the verdict is not in on it yet …

Cap’n … he’s a douchebag to the f39487539048472309487 power!

You should suggest this to Congress, Dr. Steve … finally a good use for GB!

Mine was a gift, Lonnie. I’m still not sure of it yet …but so far, I like it!

True dat, Sheldon’s Grampa!!! Batshit crazy!!!

Shiral … hahahahaha!

You know Brian B ~ I’m going to say yes … in terms of the KINDLE, size probably does matter ;0

Bob … “jackassiness” …hahahahahahaha! Just don’t want to hear you using that to describe me!

Bob … to quote a great man I know … that sounds like “jackassiness” to me! :0

Thanks Fonz! …I mean Greg!!!

Thanks Mary! It was just begging to be made fun of!

Lisa … tell me about it … worst of all is the fact that it’s their #1 book!!! EEEEwwww! In a month I’ll report back on the Kindle (after vacation) and give it a full review … save your jealousing for then ;0

I will say this for KINDLE now though ... they sure know how to classify FICTION!!!

Do not fold, kindle or mutilate!

O'Really? ... best name ever!
and i won't fold, kindle, or mutilate ... you have my word!

it might be classed as fiction, but look where it is... #1 best seller. I noticed that the other day on my Kindle.

As a person who has studied and written on Paine's Common Sense, I've been greatly anticipating this book. How will a mind like Glenn Beck's interpret this immortal historical document? Needless to say, it's just chock-full of asshat batshit lunacy. Fiction, indeed.

The Kindle will be a big part of the future- lets hope Beck is not.

I encourage all to tune into Fox and watch a couple minutes Mr. Beck, you will walk away knowing all you need about the state of right-wing politics.

I gave my husband the Kindle 2 for his birthday and it's been a big hit. He has cut down on the books he buys thankfully since I ran out of space for them. He also uses the internet browser part a lot.

Now, they need to get the price down before I will buy one.

scary. wonder who his ghostwriter is?

Truth in advertising?

Fiction - omg - that's brilliant. But did it kind of, you know, catch on fire when you brought this particular screed up? Or maybe your head exploded?

This is how it started in Nazi Germany!

Oh, how did I miss this? Too hilarious. But seriously, who gave that 4 stars???? And what's next, Sarah Palin's Mothering Tips?