Yesterday, as one of a group of selected 9/11 family members, I had an opportunity to meet with President Obama. Although the number of invitees swelled at the last minute and the format changed from a sit-down to a stand-up affair, I had my moments with the man. Problem is, I got a bit tongue-tied and forgot some of what I’d hoped to say:
1. You look AMAZING.
2. Would you consider closing Gitmo and turning it into a salsa club? I think you’d win points not only on your moral gesture but also for a project that could aid Cuba’s economy, thus marking the first step towards normalizing relations. Even the conservative Miami Cuban-American population would appreciate your cultural sensitivities and their support could be key in winning Florida in 2012
3. Michelle has you working with weights, doesn’t she?
4. Some people are concerned that Pakistan, stung by being out of the loop when it came to the bin Laden mission, will become more dangerous, harboring terrorists and perhaps even sharing its nuclear power. But if you made a movie of the operation, you could cut Pakistan in on international distribution and related ancillary rights as well as job-creating monies generated by filming on location. To play well in certain parts of the world, the filmmakers might create an interactive version in which viewers get to choose alternate endings. This could be a boon to another growing cottage industry—the conspiracy theorists. Win-win.
5. You’re getting grey, Mr. President---but I guess you know that.
6. You totally rocked at the White House Correspondents’ dinner—and considering it was the night before the big take-down, you deserve an Oscar.
7. Say, maybe instead of the usual photo ops, we might take a minute, just you and I, to do some serious talking about domestic and world issues and about my online magazine, which you'd really like. I have a lot of good ideas and I think it would be very moving to have you sitting with an ordinary 9/11 family member sharing a moment to talk about the personal and the political while you’re holding a copy of my book upright and facing the camera.
8. Can I sneak a peek at your long-form? Uh, birth certificate, I mean.
9. Did I mention that you look AMAZING?
10. It’s an honor to meet you sir. I don’t have anything to ask of you; I just want to thank you for being here today and for doing what you’re doing. I’m a big fan of yours—have been for some time—and oh, by the way, my sister loves you, too.
(actually, I did say that last bit, which might account for his big grin)




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Loved this Nikki and congrats..
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
This is insanely hilarious. I can't stop laughing.
I want to make my own list, and riff on what you do here, but I will restrain myself. It must have been a thrill to meet him and be a part of that circus. At a sobering-yet-celebratory-yet-fiercely-proud event like this the vibe was surely intense and weird.
I understand the mixed feelings aspect, of course. But you demonstrate a right-now, of-the-moment awareness and bright sensibility that is kinda transcendent. Good one ye, pal.
Ok here's one:
11. Is that a Navy Seal in your pocket or are you just glad to seize me?
Sigh. You got to hug the Commando-in-chief. Awesome!
Lezlie
I'm glad you had a chance to meet him, did you pass along your blog address....and Fictionique's??
So happy to see some levity . . . and your smile.
This is great. Love the photos.
HUGGGGGGGG
Paul Haider, Chicago
Huge grin.
@designanator: Chicago guy 2--brilliant and I have to think our original Chicago guy appreciates it
@scanner: darn...another opportunity missed
@Buffy: I don't think Obama's reading my blog but what a delicious fantasy to have. Then he reads my book and plugs it....oh yeah, pass the wine and keep dreaming -- LOL
"Mr. President please say you are secretly a shrewd progressive with a plan to bust up the banking trust and make us a better nation!" "Nikki. Of course! No worries. Love your outfit!"
Plus, I love the 3D effect of seeing you both from the front and the side while smiling.
"Nikki, make me very happy. Please tell me you're not gonna ask me to promise anything or sign anything or describe anything."
"Mr. President, I wouldn't dream of it, as it should be obvious I worship you as a critical thinker and a pretty hot-looking leader of the free world. Btw, love your tie."
And, better yet, you've written a hilarious and hilariously truthful post -- little bit of (respectful) edge, a dash of fondness and plenty of ZOWIE. If the event was only half as sunny and thoughtful and promising as your report, it was one for the ages. Despite my envy, it was a welcome addition to my day.
And while I'm very sorry you lost your husband in that terrible way, I'm SOOOO jealous that you got a bit of face time with the Prez!
rated
#7 most definitely
(you know he's reading this column, don't you?)
Rated for eye stars (and laughing hair).
Cheeky.
Seriously, neat!!!
Number 7 especially made me laugh. And 8, of course. I think the gods are shining on you woman. Soak every ray up!
p.s. I think the graying looks great.
This is so cool. He looks like he's crazy about you.
Love the pictures!
I love that second picture.
You had an opportunity to speak truth to power and you blew it.
But, I read "jealousy" is sorta a`hatred.
Nikki S.
I may glue a green string bean on Ya Upper lip.
Mustache`
Barack O. can rest a curly cheese Puff on his lip.
I met Sam Kass Thursday at the Farm Market.
In fact, I met all the Nice White House Cooks.
Barack Obama looks tickles to death with You.
Not literally ` ... I told Sam K. I began to Pray.
I mentioned `... If pray no help? It snow in hell.
Prayer help `... My beer belly? I hope in dances.
Nikki Stern `... You best no step on BOs toes tho.
Nikki? No ask Obama for bag of arugula or garlic.
I hope You and me etc., get to see Michelle's garden.
Barack Obama will not be able to get sounds-shuteye.
A president commander-in-chief may ask you to cook.
Hi ...
congrats
you help folk
they begin smiles
he grin with cheers
He will never be the same
maybe he will act more sane
He give You a bag of Cheetos.
....
Beware.
You begin to wiggle.
You feel so ticklish.
Mice dance in pocket.
Nikki is great dancer.
I ot to go to DC `gin.
I buy some cheese.
Cheers ...
Later
To address #7. You could send the President your excellent book, with a copy of today's blog. Probably a good idea to start with a reference to meeting him and perhaps to put a note about the meeting on the envelope. Alternatively, if security doesn't allow packages, you could send your blog and ask how to address the package when you send a your book. Probably best to send book to Michele and the President. If she sees the beaming photo of him and you together, she might be a tad wary.
conspiracy theory as a "cottage industry" haha amusing
maybe 1st case of a Open Saloner personally pictured/talking with the president.
well it would have been smart to create this list prior to meeting him.. haha..
Your are one fortunate gal.. And congrats on making cover... :)
while I was awed and humbled, by the man, his accomplishments AND by the office of the president, I don't view this Administration as faultless. I have concerns, as do many of you about particular foreign policy decisions and especially with what I view as obsequiousness when it comes to the financial industry. I'm also aware that other people have other concerns, different from mine and that must be a hell of a thing to deal with as a leader.
In any event, this was neither the time nor place to voice those concerns. What it WAS was an historic event on so many levels. I kept thinking how excited my late parents would have been to see me hugging this man and having him hug me back.
Yes, the circumstances that made it possible were (and sometimes continue to be) unbearably sad. But that day was about savoring the moment and that's what I did. And hot damn, it was fun!!!
You guys are the best...and look! I even got spam. Now that's an OS post!
Having said that, why did you not ask him if this was a campaign stop? What American President would extend an INVITATION ONLY..... wreath ceremony for the grieving families?
Why would an American President of "all the people", exclude the victims of Flight 93 in Shanksville, PA? Not an all inclusive President. Only the great divider. And, you are too blinded by your own glitz to acknowledge this.
What American President does not realize that the brave people aboard Flight # 93, prevented that airplane from the annihilating the People's House or the Capitol Building?
Hair color? Color coordination? Wow, do your followers, have their priorities screwed up?
Okay little lemmings, you guys are way too kewl for me......
What a sad day for America....and the parodox is you are so happy?
It must be difficult being you! What a sell-out!
Can I come with you next time? I love the hands, yours and his! you guys got grippy didn't you?! I hope you blow this up to gigantisize and put it where you can enjoy it every day. What a memorable day.
Obama, if you happen to be reading this: Dude, Where's the change?!