Re: My Bump
Let me say "YOU'RE WELCOME!" for the role I played in getting you elected; My influence throughout the World is well known. Your such a girly-man you wimp you could never have done it without me; Start by sending Obama back to Africa. I seem to have a large pimple on my neck.
Soon I will submit to Speaker Boehner Our Declaration of War Against the Empire of Iran. I will use all of our nuclear missles, even what we don't need; I can state definitely that My Bump is not a result of Brain Science or cancer.
Later I will declare war against North Korea; We will militarize the Boy Scouts. They are full of poor kids and we can't possibly use all those school janitors; Anybody can fire a rifle on the Korean Penisula because there are so many people there-You can't miss, even if you're an eleven year-old. Some big red ball is blocking my view of the map.
Finally we're going to invade Mexico. It's too expensive to build a fence so we'll just electrocute alot of them right in their own prisons, just like we should have done in Iraq. God, I hate the South. OMG, it's bigger than my head.
Auugh (cough, gasp) I know, Mr. President Romney, you cheated in New Hampshire (choke) Can't breathe (die).