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aaroncynic

aaroncynic
Location
Chicago, Illinois, United States
Birthday
December 31
Bio
I'm some things to a few people. Mostly a nuisance but sometimes a zine writer, internet radio host, blogger, musician, and project organizer. I run a small website where you can read mine and other fabulous contributor's words: www.diatribemedia.com and also contribute to the Chicagoist (www.chicagoist.com). When not shouting about the falling sky over the internet, reading about government conspiracies or watching b-rate sci-fi, you can find me singing for the band Burning Luck. Direction is only relative to your position in the grand scheme of things. Some day, I'll sort this all out.

MY RECENT POSTS

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MAY 15, 2012 9:45AM

Breaking The Cycle And Building A Better World: #NONATO

After assuming command of NATO in 1950, then General Eisenhower said “If in 10 years, all American troops stationed in Europe for national defense purposes have not been returned to the United States, then this whole project will have failed.” The Cold War is over. NATO has longRead full post »

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OCTOBER 18, 2011 8:22AM

Camp Occupy Chicago

Occupy Chicago decided during a Friday General Assembly meeting to attempt to formally make a permanent home in Congress Park on Michigan Avenue. After weeks of a “mobile occupation,” activists decided to enter into what they called "Phase 3," another a show of solidarity with those i… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 14, 2011 12:07PM

We're not a leaderless movement, we're a movement of leaders

Walking south down LaSalle Street from the Chicago River, there were few signs anything was happening outside the normal mechanics of an average Wednesday. Commuters carried their usual baggage towards their transit points home and the city lights slowly began to glow as the night crept into… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 10, 2010 10:58AM

Does Science Need More Republicans?

Thanks to the President’s appearance on Mythbuster’s, Slate’s Daniel Sarewitz looked into a year and a half old survey from the Pew Research Center on the public’s perceptions of science and scientists and social perceptions of the science community. The survey spends a few paRead full post »

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NOVEMBER 9, 2010 8:11AM

Could Decision Points Rewrite History?

Former CIA analyst Ray McGovern published a brilliant and damning piece regarding former President Bush’s upcoming memoir, Decision Points. In his essay, McGovern points out W’s little talked about “damn right” remarks he made when authorizing the waterboarding of terrorist… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 4, 2010 7:55AM

The Real Loss in the Mid Term Elections

Now that the polls have closed and American voters are either flaunting their victories or crying in their post electoral concession beers, voters can rest easy that they helped facilitate some change or did their civic duty. Major corporations, “super” PAC’s and the candidates… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 7, 2010 12:04AM

Talking Points in the War on the Poor

Yesterday, Tea Party darling and Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul told Kentucky voters that Medicaid is “intergenerational welfare.” In an interview with local chamber of commerce leaders, Paul implied the program reaches out far beyond the truly needy and has loose eligibili… Read full post »

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JULY 6, 2009 11:48PM

Jury Duty Dispatch: The Most Boring Way To Make $2.20/hr

Here in America, we all have two civic duties. We pay our uncle Sam once a year for the privilege of his protection and once and awhile he asks us to judge our peers by sitting on a jury. According to uncle Sam's employees, jury duty is an exciting window to… Read full post »

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MARCH 17, 2009 9:53PM

Sci-Fi Just Can't Seem To Imagine Greater

 As Mad_Typist pointed out, the Sci Fi Channel has decided to give another middle finger to its main viewers. In an idiotic attempt to reach out to people who apparently aren't “geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that,” the Sci/… Read full post »

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JANUARY 24, 2009 6:59PM

Hello, Customer Service? There's A Penis In My Polly Pocket

Sometimes, it pays to be a jaded, cynical jerk. Okay, it doesn't pay - but I hardly find myself asking questions like "how could this happen" or "who's going to pay me restitution for this issue?!?!?!" when it comes to purchases. After all, I live in America - the land of… Read full post »

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JANUARY 18, 2009 1:38PM

We Are All Cylons - Updated With New Theories!

All this has happened before and will happen again...and again...and again...and again.

When I saw the first commercial for the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series, I felt beyond excited. I grew up watching reruns of the original series, watching the last vestiges of humanity battle evil tin cans/… Read full post »

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JANUARY 10, 2009 9:51PM

Mr. President, Do You Validate?

Mr. President,

I realize you're a busy man so I won't take too much of your time. Let's face it, like all presidents, you've made plenty of campaign promises and you've got to figure out how to either keep them or shift the public's view from them. Plus,… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 28, 2008 12:47AM

Tweeting For Terror

First, evil doers used strange hand signals, weird languages, and secret codes scrawled on pieces of paper. They exchanged hasty glances and briefcases in crowded public spaces or anonymous lockers in train stations. They horded copies of the Farmer's Almanac, carefully mining it for data on where to… Read full post »