The Automotive Philosopher
Aaron Warren
- Location
- Chicago, Illinois, USA
- Birthday
- June 07
- Bio
- My fascination with automobiles and just about everything mechanical started, I think, when a small cluster of cells developed somewhere in the first trimester of my existence. I have always been a fanatic. I am, however, not what one would call a gearhead – but a connoisseur, an automotive philosopher. I look at automobiles the way an art critic looks at the creation of a new talent, the way a vinter critiques a new wine, or the way an antiquarian sums up a piece or fine rare furniture. An automobile, to me, is more than the sum of its mechanical parts. It is an exercise in rolling art. Art so complex that it captivates every sense. So, here I find myself in my first “pleasure” writing format looking to share my insight, opinions, emotions, and knowledge on the subject. I am a, person who revels in being able to work on my own vehicle as well. To me a grease monkey is one which messes about with cars, usually doing more harm than good. I think of myself as more of a surgeon or technician in this regard. Precision requires, well, precision.
I have spent the better part of my professional career in the automotive industry in a sales, training, and development capacity. I have an intimate understanding of this industry; its triumphs and shortcomings along with the products that are the result. On a personal level, I am obsessive about the car culture. Every venture I take out into the world is a hunt for a rare glimpse of obscure chrome, or an unidentified engine note. To me, driving is a sort of Zen like experience melding man and machine. The feel of an automobile as it moves and responds to your inputs can make or break one’s experience with a vehicle. Some of the most beautiful cars in the world are absolutely atrocious to actually drive. Harsh, fragile, monstrous beasts that are near impossible to control and civil. The thorns of the rose, if you will. Oh, how I love them so!
I read auto industry statistics the way some read the sports page. I visit local dealers to examine new cars the way one examines a vintage comic book. I am the guy in his garage, in a lab-coat, nonetheless, cleaning his engine, and listening to the valvetrain with a stethoscope. I can diagnose most engine issues purely by sound, and can identify most cars by the sounds of their engines. I look at the valve cover of the Jaguar XK engine with the reverence of a religious icon and the intake of a Chevrolet 350 as though it were Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa. I am a student of all things automotive…
So, come along with me on my adventure through this world of automobiles, automobile culture, business, enthusiasm, and philosophy!
MY RECENT POSTS
- Rolling Art - The Oakbrook
Father's Day Classic Car Show
June 24, 2010 02:15AM - A New Chapter
June 21, 2010 02:59AM - Mercury 1939-2010
June 16, 2010 01:20AM - Weird Cars - Gordon Keeble
May 25, 2010 07:08PM - The Problem with Cars: The
Buying Process
April 21, 2010 10:22PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Hi Cap'n!
Great
post! I'm with you, amoungst
the confused masses of
society.
I th…”
June 29, 2010 07:59PM - “Indeed, for quite some
time, automotive style lost
much of
it's charecter from
th…”
June 29, 2010 02:43PM - “Love it! Sounds like the
(unwanted) advice I dole out
to the
pill popping
teenage…”
June 24, 2010 06:39PM - “I can relate! I'm often
given gifts by my parents that
lead
me to beleive that
we…”
June 24, 2010 06:28PM - “Beautiful! Great
post!”
June 24, 2010 02:38AM
Aaron Warren's Links
June 29, 2010 07:59PM
“Hi Cap'n! Great post! I'm with you, amoungst the confused masses of society. I think much of the problem with the right/left is that, well, they're on…”
About: ABATE This Fatso: A Discussion on Personal Responsibility
“Hi Cap'n! Great post! I'm with you, amoungst the confused masses of society. I think much of the problem with the right/left is that, well, they're on…”
About: ABATE This Fatso: A Discussion on Personal Responsibility
June 29, 2010 02:43PM
“Indeed, for quite some time, automotive style lost much of it's charecter from the 1970s through most of the 1990s. There is hope though. Vehicles comi…”
About: Boxes On Wheels (For Dad)
“Indeed, for quite some time, automotive style lost much of it's charecter from the 1970s through most of the 1990s. There is hope though. Vehicles comi…”
About: Boxes On Wheels (For Dad)
June 24, 2010 06:39PM
“Love it! Sounds like the (unwanted) advice I dole out to the pill popping teenagers and helecopter parents in my neighborhood!”
About: THE COMPLEAT CURMUDGEON'S GUIDE TO HEALTHY LIVING
“Love it! Sounds like the (unwanted) advice I dole out to the pill popping teenagers and helecopter parents in my neighborhood!”
About: THE COMPLEAT CURMUDGEON'S GUIDE TO HEALTHY LIVING
June 24, 2010 06:28PM
“I can relate! I'm often given gifts by my parents that lead me to beleive that we may never have actually met! A gift of bedsheets when we bought our n…”
About: Red Dishes
“I can relate! I'm often given gifts by my parents that lead me to beleive that we may never have actually met! A gift of bedsheets when we bought our n…”
About: Red Dishes
June 24, 2010 02:36AM
“COSTCO!!!! I've been buying GT Fluffies from them for several years now. They're not actually labeled Fluffies, but they're the same damn sock! Only di…”
About: Cheap Bastid's The Hunt for "Gold Toe Fluffies"
“COSTCO!!!! I've been buying GT Fluffies from them for several years now. They're not actually labeled Fluffies, but they're the same damn sock! Only di…”
About: Cheap Bastid's The Hunt for "Gold Toe Fluffies"
June 24, 2010 02:32AM
“I love the last two comments! Obviously an attempt to get readers to click over to their own individual pages. Stephon, not too sure about your Grandpa…”
About: Weird Cars
“I love the last two comments! Obviously an attempt to get readers to click over to their own individual pages. Stephon, not too sure about your Grandpa…”
About: Weird Cars
June 21, 2010 12:12PM
“My folks in the NW Chicago burbs finally had power restored late yesterday evening, after having to do without since Friday. Where I'm at, it was darn…”
About: after the storms
“My folks in the NW Chicago burbs finally had power restored late yesterday evening, after having to do without since Friday. Where I'm at, it was darn…”
About: after the storms
June 21, 2010 12:09PM
“Jonathan, the pics were taken yesterday at the Oakbrook Concourse D'Elegance auto show. In my opinion, the premier show of the year here in Chicago. Sm…”
About: A New Chapter
“Jonathan, the pics were taken yesterday at the Oakbrook Concourse D'Elegance auto show. In my opinion, the premier show of the year here in Chicago. Sm…”
About: A New Chapter
June 20, 2010 12:53AM
“Interesting... I tend to be an automotive purist, but have been known to buy into a factory accessory now and then. My first car, a humble Ford Taurus…”
About: Car Accessories: The Spice of Automobiles
“Interesting... I tend to be an automotive purist, but have been known to buy into a factory accessory now and then. My first car, a humble Ford Taurus…”
About: Car Accessories: The Spice of Automobiles
June 20, 2010 12:48AM
“I wish things could have been better for you... My Stepfather was nothing more than a moody, angry disciplinarian, at best. Not many good memories ther…”
About: 10 Disturbing Reasons Why I Didn't Love Daddy
“I wish things could have been better for you... My Stepfather was nothing more than a moody, angry disciplinarian, at best. Not many good memories ther…”
About: 10 Disturbing Reasons Why I Didn't Love Daddy
June 20, 2010 12:41AM
“Bloody brilliant post! Sound's like your Dad was a great guy!”
About: Dad ~ Now I Know What I Didn’t Know Then
“Bloody brilliant post! Sound's like your Dad was a great guy!”
About: Dad ~ Now I Know What I Didn’t Know Then
June 20, 2010 12:34AM
“Glad to see you back in the saddle! Great post!”
About: Missing: My Writing Self
“Glad to see you back in the saddle! Great post!”
About: Missing: My Writing Self
June 16, 2010 03:39AM
“Next time you're in Chicago, we gotta go shopping! I'll show you some of my culinary penny pinching tricks! Great post!”
About: Cheap Bastid's Foodie Tuesday: Tina's a Bitch
“Next time you're in Chicago, we gotta go shopping! I'll show you some of my culinary penny pinching tricks! Great post!”
About: Cheap Bastid's Foodie Tuesday: Tina's a Bitch
June 16, 2010 01:43AM
“A book is on my bucket list... I've got to figure out a way to get behind the wheels of all the cars I dream of so I can write from experience rather t…”
About: Weird Cars - Gordon Keeble
“A book is on my bucket list... I've got to figure out a way to get behind the wheels of all the cars I dream of so I can write from experience rather t…”
About: Weird Cars - Gordon Keeble
June 16, 2010 01:42AM
“Great post! I think the reason that proper footie never caught on here in the states is that it doesn't lend itself well to commercial interuption. WAY…”
About: REVEL IN THIS MIRACLE! THE CUP! SOUTH AFRICA! (Songs!)
“Great post! I think the reason that proper footie never caught on here in the states is that it doesn't lend itself well to commercial interuption. WAY…”
About: REVEL IN THIS MIRACLE! THE CUP! SOUTH AFRICA! (Songs!)
May 26, 2010 04:11PM
“The one issue that always seems to come up with LPG/Autogas is he consumer's fear of the storage of the fuel. High pressure vessels scare people. High…”
About: Autogas answer to our petrol problem
“The one issue that always seems to come up with LPG/Autogas is he consumer's fear of the storage of the fuel. High pressure vessels scare people. High…”
About: Autogas answer to our petrol problem
May 26, 2010 04:02PM
“That's a great story! She could have been the HLLC mascot!”
About: Mom was a gem
“That's a great story! She could have been the HLLC mascot!”
About: Mom was a gem
March 31, 2010 01:54AM
“The bump is back... I'm wondering how long it will be before the sign goes back up. Actually, I'm thinking that this may actually be the fault line tha…”
About: The People Have Spoken
“The bump is back... I'm wondering how long it will be before the sign goes back up. Actually, I'm thinking that this may actually be the fault line tha…”
About: The People Have Spoken
March 31, 2010 01:49AM
“Good post, Cap'n! These folks really get on my nerves, almost as much as the Phelps family (Google them - The one's that protest military funerals, etc…”
About: Georgia KKK Rally - A Pictorial Essay
“Good post, Cap'n! These folks really get on my nerves, almost as much as the Phelps family (Google them - The one's that protest military funerals, etc…”
About: Georgia KKK Rally - A Pictorial Essay
March 31, 2010 01:40AM
“Cap'n Wins! I knew that the turtle thing would blow it's cover! I mean, c'mon! What type of marketing wiz at a sports car builder would think "hey…”
About: Back in the game!
“Cap'n Wins! I knew that the turtle thing would blow it's cover! I mean, c'mon! What type of marketing wiz at a sports car builder would think "hey…”
About: Back in the game!
March 30, 2010 02:21PM
“You guys are WAY off! I'll give you a hint... The badge/emblem of this marque features a green turtle...”
About: Back in the game!
“You guys are WAY off! I'll give you a hint... The badge/emblem of this marque features a green turtle...”
About: Back in the game!
Aaron Warren's Favorites
Updates
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On the Right Side of History: The NAACP & Marriage Equality
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Why I Watch Travel Channel While Broke
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Track on TV and Rigor Mortis (yep, I'm talking Bill Cosby)
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in the jaws of the beast
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Solving the Open Salon Editor Disappearance
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A Sad Parallel: Reflecting on the Suicide of Mary Kennedy
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Still
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Life Is Fair?
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