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Abbott the Absolute

Abbott the Absolute
Location
URFat, Katmandont
Birthday
June 06
Title
Guru and parttime Numerologist
Company
Always welcome
Bio
Abbott, the Absolute has been a Guru for over 250 years, and is widely known for his unique and direct Guruing style. Educated in Tibet, China, a Catholic monestary, Berkley and at ITT Tech, his background is diverse, bringing both ancient philosophy and modern engineering to his pallette of *helpfull hints.* Today, his following is huge, ranging from rock stars to world leaders to gay skinhead bikers. It seems no one is beyond his ability to guide and advise. Please join him in his continuing quest for wisdom, truth and the perfect peach pie.

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MAY 14, 2010 7:15AM

ABBOTT KNOWS WHO - Vol IV

ANSWERING JOHN BLUMENTHAL PROVOCATIVE QUESTION

  

My good friend, John Blumenthal asked, “Who’s on first?”

 

Monte Canfield answered, “Yes.  Who’s on first.”  A simple answer, to be sure … direct and to the point, no wasted words or di/… Read full post »

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MAY 7, 2010 3:27PM

Abbott Gets Serious for a Minute

Hello, my friends!  

And once more, welcome to Abbott, the Absolute’s special world of wisdom.  As most of you know, Abbott likes to make the joke, to play with words, and to tease his loyal followers.  But today will be different.  Today, I must be serious! 

In a… Read full post »

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APRIL 30, 2010 6:45AM

Dear Abbott - Vol. II - April 30, 2010

 

 Hello my dear friends!  I am back!  Welcome to the second (of many yet to come) advice column from your trusted Guru, Abbott.   It is my pleasure to be here, and whether you are simply here to read or you are one of the many who will seek my sage council,… Read full post »

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APRIL 23, 2010 4:50PM

DEAR ABBOTT - Vol. I - April 23, 2010

INAUGURAL *INAUGERAL* VOLUME (as we Gurus like to say) 

Hello my dear friends and welcome to what is the first … and hopefully one of many … advice columns from your trusted Guru, Abbott.   It is my pleasure to be here, and whether you are simply here to read or you… Read full post »

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APRIL 21, 2010 11:30AM

My Prayer

IS TO LINGER WITH YOU!

AT THE END OF THE WEEK

IN A WORLD THAT’S …

(Well, you get the point).

 

HELLO, my new friends, and welcome to my Open Salon site.  I hope you enjoy your visit.  My friend, Rod Emmons, tells me this place is full of special people/… Read full post »

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