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FEBRUARY 9, 2012 4:25PM

Hit me with your pet shark!

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Okay, admit it. You know at some point in your life, you’ve been confidently singing along with the radio when someone’s shrieks of laughter suggest you may not have all the lyrics quite right.

 

Like a friend’s daughter, who brought down the house with Pat Benatar’s, “Hit Me With Your Pet Shark” (not best shot, as I believe the artist originally intended).

 

Or my then-toddler daughter, who announced that she’d learned a new song in Sunday School—“He’s Got the Whole World in his Pants.”

 

(Yeah, Sweetie. They may tell you that, but …)

 

Or a classmate of my daughter’s, happily singing the Christmas classic, “Walking in my Winter Underwear.”

 

And of course there’s the old classics, “Secret Asian Man” and the Monkees hit: “Then I Saw Her Face, Yeah She’s a Retriever.” And who can forget “The Age of Asparagus” ?

 

After you’ve got the flubbed lyrics in your head, you never hear the original without smiling.

 

What about you? What songs do you see in a whole new light, thanks to some creative listening?

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Very funny. One of my favorites is Cher's '70s hit, Gypsies, Chimpanzees.
They are called "mondegreens".

The most often misheard lyric was Jimi Hendrix singing " 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy." Sometimes on stage John Fogarty actually for laughs sang " There's a bathroom on the right." in Bad Moon Rising.
Collections are these howlers are on various sites.
I thought that Jimmy Webb song went :

Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
& I'll never have that recipe again.


Wow, I'll never live that down ...
That's ridiculous Kim. What kind of fool would write lyrcis like that?
should be: "of these howlers..."
Misquoted my own head.
I had completely forgotten, but in college, once the majority of the bar was good and drunk on cheap beer, the lead singer of the cover band would begin to play with the lyrics of the songs. I seem to remember Van Morrison's classic being performed as,
"You are my
One-eyed squirrel"
Maybe it was just the cheap beer?
nan, what about that Beatles song ~ I swear to god I thought it went :

Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got joo joo eyeballs
He one holy roller


I musta been on somethin.
Reminds me of Bonnie Tyler's hit "It's a Hard Egg".
I always wondered why in "Heart-Shaped Box" Kurt Cobain wrote "I wish I could eat your hamster when you turn your back." No wonder he eventually blew his own brains out.
To my daughter's chagrin, I thought Usher was singing, "Digi Cat's fallen in love again," when it should be "DJ's got us falling in love again."

After she corrected me, I kept singing it my way, and now my daughter can't hear the song with the right lyrics. She even spread that mondegreen to her friends. Now my little girl eats her lunch all by herself. :0

R
A friend called with this contribution from the Bee Gees:
"Bal'headed Woman
Bal'headed woman so mean ..."