If President Obama were to round out the week by finding a cure for cancer, we'd probably impeach him.   Bin Laden's dead,  new jobs were up a nice tick in April (although this was offset in part by Republican Governers firing teachers, firemen, police, etc.) -- in short, he did everything right.  More than right.  

 But not right enough for the right.   If you listen to AM radio, everyone in the country, from Ronald R, to Bush I and Bush II to Charlie Sheen had more to do with killing Bin Laden that President Obama.  Glenn Beck started speaking in tongues again,  babbling about how a shoe could have done what President Obama did.  Mark Levin is still convinced that Obama is stealing his food and intent on destroying everything that is great about America, including the Constitution, freedom and Snookie.

I don't blame them.   After all the man is black -- err, I mean evil.   Thank God for people like Donald Trump, his hair, and Sarah Palin, who always know what's what.   

And is Hawaii a real state, anyway?