I've written one of the funniest horror novels since Ann Coultre's "Waiter, there's a liberal in my soup!"  

But I'm not writing to plug "I've Been Deader," a near perfect blend of horror and comedy.    I'm writing to plug my weekly 'Flash Fiction Friday' contest on Authonomy.com   Join Authonomy (mention my name and it's free) and come and play.   Enter any story as long as it's under 1,000 words.   Everyone votes over the weekend and the winner's get their stories highlighted in a seperate thread as well as the (probably) attention of Harper Collins.   

 Come on by and say hello.  Even if you don't write, we can always use the readers.   You already know I'm awesome but there's a lot of talent there besides me.   Hard to imagine, Iknow.

 You're welcome!

This week's entry thread:   http://www.authonomy.com/forums/threads/81425/flash-fiction-friday-goodbye-july-/

Authonomy's blog:   http://blog.authonomy.com/2011/07/its-flash-fiction-friday.html