That's right.  "I"ve Been Deader" is complete, being reviewed by a publisher that actually publishes, and in search of an agent.

 If you are reading this, it probably means you are procrastinating.

 Feel free to ask any questions you may have about my genius, my works, relationship problems, etc.   I will endeavor to shine a little light on your life at my earliest convenience.

 Splinker,

"I've Been Deader," a near perfect blend of horror and comedy.