A zombie came a knocking,

came a knockin' on my door.

Go away, go away, I've no brains to share today.

He kept scratchin' and a nippin'

It was my flesh he tried to rip in.

Go away, go away, I've no brains to share today.

But he kept groaning and a moanin'

on a bone he was a gnawing.

Go away, go away, I've no brains to share today!

At last he turned and went,

and one last time I had to vent.

Go away, go away! I've no brains to share today.

Now I'm alone and that's a fact.

I miss you zombie, please come back!

*****

I dug a grave all fresh and new,

a granite tombstone, just for you.

I put you under late today.

And now I pray that you will stay.

******

The one on the couch, I cut off his head.

I bashed another in her bed.

A pointed stick that was a broom,

impaled one more in the living room.

 Now to the basement with my gun,

just one shot and  housecleaning's done!