ADAM SIFRE
Adam Sifre
- Location
- Wayne, New Jersey, United States
- Birthday
- August 08
- Bio
- I have no real interest in anything and therefore write about everything. Think of the funniest person you know. I'm just a little bit funnier. Same goes for humble and good looking. Stick around. We'll have some fun.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Come on and Take a Free Ride
March 13, 2012 07:11PM - Come on and Take a Free Ride
March 13, 2012 07:11PM - Have a Quickie On Me
March 08, 2012 11:08AM - Follow Jenny's Journal during
the zombie apocalypse!
January 05, 2012 09:37AM - Ten Ways To Get ATTENTION!
December 28, 2011 10:55AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Too late. I have my
winners. Thank you for the
500+ who
entered.”
March 31, 2012 11:29AM - “Still time”
March 19, 2012 09:46AM - “Fortunately, I love
reading me.”
January 06, 2012 10:03AM - “I am taking off the
feathered boa.”
January 05, 2012 09:32AM - “Oh, the irony.”
January 03, 2012 07:52PM
You Kill Me!
Would you like some hot chocolate with your
strychnine?
"British conductor Edward Downes, a longtime stalwart at the Royal Opera and maestro of the first-ever performance at Sydney's iconic Opera House, has died with his wife Joan at an assisted suicide clinic in Switzerland. He was 85 a… Read full post »
geography
flooded with light
-drenched with greens and blues-
saturated with life.
I live in a world
where a drizzle of honey on the lips
changes everything.
I live in a world
Where kind words transform.
Where people are Given
summers and sunsets
children and music
ice cream and friends
wine and reflecti… Read full post »
Humans being
Cusak holds up the boom box
A world wept on a stunning september morn.
Some danced.
A thousand promises made today
Some kept.
Love discovered
Love lost.
Two share the Sunday Times.
A quiet hour
A moment of reflection.
A child sleeps
We share ourselves
We hide from others
We hoard our worthless
trea… Read full post »
Traffic
Sandcastleinahurricane.
a lightningquick blur of stock footage with
A few sca tt ered
original shots.
So stop when you can
Stop
Right now.
and let it in
Love Shots (Redux)
touch my life from time to time,
the sweetness of seduction mixed with salt and lime.
and the bars are closing early and my nights are getting blurry
as I sweat the righteous sweat of good clean sin.
And we're howling in the night as we hold
Each other tight,
Longing and desperatio… Read full post »
Bail'n Palin
Now that Michael Jackson is gone, it looks like Sarah Palin is jockeying for the new "nutjob celebrity" title. Her recent decision to celebrate our nation's birthday by resigning from public service -- and what country could ask for a better gift? -- is just the tip of the nutjob iceberg.… Read full post »
dis 'n dat
asphalt arrow piercing
The heart of a storm.
Sometimes we chase lightning.
Hoping to find each other during the flash.
Sometimes we hide from the thunder
Only wanting solitude
In the darkness.
word warriors
an inbetween space
pause betwen breaths
inviting silence
into this breech
poets storm,
wreckless words
borne on innocent audacity
armed with well turned phrases
striking metaphors;
a desire to reveal-
kernals of ineffable
cloaked in mundane moments.
He pleads his case,
and then withdr… Read full post »
NAMBLA Weeps
RIP Michael!
As the world mourns the loss of its favorite boogey man, I, like every other blogger with a half hour to kill, feel compelled to share some random and completely irrelevant observations about this pop icon.
According to Wikipedia, The North American Man/Boy Lov… Read full post »
Love Shots
Tequila flavored dancers
touch my life from time to time,
the sweetness of seduction mixed with salt and lime.
and the bars are closing early and my nights are getting blurry
as I sweat the righteous sweat of good clean sin.
One last little platitude
Platitude on a sunny say
Our love
sometimes a raging fire
sometimes a spark in the blackest night
buried under mundane poisons
that seep into our lives
sometimes forgotten
ignored
never extinguished.
refueled and renewed
not just with
flowers, candy,
moments in the dark --
more precious than jewels
but with k… Read full post »
Platitudes.
Let's play a game.
I will pretend I am somebody else
and you pretend to believe me.
Touch me in the night
make believe happiness
simulated joy
our foundation.
An o… Read full post »
Fast Food Poetry (45 seconds)
12 days of rain leaves me
moist
like Duncan Hines.
But no one wants to cover me with frosting
unless I pay for it.
My recipe for a commute,
two cloves of garlic, two cans of beer
one hefty lady with no… Read full post »
The Four Day Detox Diet: Day 2
Day 2 was interesting. I awoke at 6am and completely forgot I was detoxing. I had already poured a huge bowl of KaBoom cereal and was unwrapping a beautiful pair of strawberry frosted pop tarts when I remembered that I was already deep in the process of becoming healthy.
The Four Day Dextox Diet: Day 1
Day
HATRED
"James von Brunn carried a lifetime of hatred and an
aging rifle to the entrance of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum,
authorities say . . . "
"He was eaten alive like a cancer with his hatred of Jews and
Blacks." -- an ex-wife of James von Brunn, who shot
three… Read full post »
Jumping Jehovah!
Today a korean woman sat next to me on the bus to NYC and promptly fell alseep, no doubt dreaming sweet dreams involving making a series of left hand turns without using her blinkers (I know this is a terrible stereotype, but this is just between me and you diary ;)… Read full post »
Friday's Health & Fitness: The 3 workout
Every Friday will be an article focusing on health and fitness, filled with information that you will never use but hopefully enjoy reading about.
I am sure by now many of you are aware of the "300" workout. If you haven't and you want a good laugh, here' s a link… Read full post »
Real Houswives of Camden
I don't watch the show. So I know what I'm talking about. Based on my extensive research, this seasons show centers around a few housewives from the Franklin Lakes Episode. I happened to run into one of the writers for the show in a trendy bar the other night (and yes,… Read full post »
My ideas for better television
If God made me CEO of Network television, I am convinced that I could destroy Cable in the ratings. Especially if God also gave me the ability to control minds. But even if He didn't I think the following ideas might do the trick. Feel free to add your own in… Read full post »
Old jokes don't all smell like pee
This if for the 40 and over crowd. You kids with your damn skateboards and rock 'n roll music won't understand.
There are few things more depressing than...
1. Realizing your barber takes spends more time on your eyebrows than on your head.
2. Seeing a five dollar bill at your… Read full post »
Connections and Reconnections
I don't think it is possible to overstate the importance of connecting with each other (but if it is possible, I want to be the one to do it). This is one of the primary purposes of religion -- to bring us together as a community. The word itself comes from the… Read full post »
Movie Remakes
Fatal Attraction: Would have to include a scene with the woman sitting in a dark corner of Starbucks, turning her Blackberry off and on and off and on...
Star Wars: OB One taking a little blue pill before his light saber battle.
Basic Instinct: No changes to the movie. But extensive "never… Read full post »
10 Rules to a successful marriage.
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