"Inside My Shorts: 30 Quickies" will be available for a free download on Amazon.com from Friday to Sunday.  I'm doing this because I know how difficult it is for you to part with .99 cents for quality reading.  I wouldn't want you having to choose between the small… Read full post »

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 If you like this one, why not take the plunge and see what's inside my shorts?

 http://www.amazon.com/Inside-My-Shorts-Quickies-ebook/dp/B006NGE8QW/ref=sr… Read full post »

My collection of short stories is available for download.

If you are like me, you enjoy doing things that make me happy, and nothing will make me happier than knowing you paid good money for my book.

You will find Inside My Shorts a little dark… Read full post »

"I've Been Deader," a near perfect blend of horror and comedy is like a drug.  It will cost you a few bucks, last for hours, and leave you feeling paranoid and wanting more.

 I'm looking for customers, so I thought, I'd give you a taste.   The first chapter, "Commute"… Read full post »

A zombie came a knocking,

came a knockin' on my door.

Go away, go away, I've no brains to share today.

He kept scratchin' and a nippin'

It was my flesh he tried to rip in.

Go away, go away, I've no brains to share today.

But… Read full post »

"416" is a free anthology filled with delightful horror stories, every one of them exactly 416 words long.   Short, sweet, and filled with dead meat :).

 Today's featured Author:

Succubus Kiss

By Sharon Van Ormen

 Chapter 5 in "416" .   Death, lust and dark promises.&n… Read full post »

Did you know there are less Starbucks per square mile in Afghanistan than in almost any other place in the world?

 It's true.   But for some reason, we never hear about this in the news.  Why does Starbucks hate Afghans?   

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If you have a buck, I coud use it.  I won't do anything dirty.  Not for a buck.  But I'll sell you a great read.

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Okay! You can now download "416" for free! A fantastic collection of horror stories, each one exactly 416 words long.  Make sure you read my excellent contributions: Introduction, Flies, Softly I Step and Intermission. These are the last freebies you jackals get from me!
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That's right.  "I"ve Been Deader" is complete, being reviewed by a publisher that actually publishes, and in search of an agent.

 If you are reading this, it probably means you are procrastinating.

 Feel free to ask any questions you may have about my genius, my works, relationship pro… Read full post »

As it happens, I'm actually going to the Jersey shore for a few days.   While waiting for my ride wake up, I watched a little TV and stumbled on "Jersey Shore."  

Now, I don't live in a plastic bubble anymore.   I have heard of the show.   But like… Read full post »

Here's the game.   There's a room.  It's completley dark.   You are standing in one corner and I'm standing in another.   We can't see each other or anything else.  Suddenly, a small spotlight shines down directly in the center of the room, onto a pedestal.&nbs… Read full post »

When I was in highschool, everyone hated me.  I was even served with a restraining notice and have to appear in court next week to explain, among other things, my fashion style (Like I"m the first guy to wear a feathered boa).

 I'm not a pervert.  I just want to be… Read full post »

I've written one of the funniest horror novels since Ann Coultre's "Waiter, there's a liberal in my soup!"  

But I'm not writing to plug "I've Been Deader," a near perfect blend of horror and comedy.    I'm writing to plug my weekly 'Flash Fiction Friday' contest on Authonomy.com… Read full post »

Because I am currently in a relationship, I have to do things that don't involve scratching myself.   Unfortunately, one of these things is watching the Bachelorette.

"The Bachelorette" is a reality TV show about a short, skinny girl who travels the globe with a bunch of horny guys. … Read full post »

I published a short story last month on Amazon.com to test the self-publishing waters.   They were tepid, at best.  Not because "House Calls" sucked lemons -- I have it on good authority it is one of the 30 greatest short stories ever written.  But because I did not engage in any&… Read full post »

I'm hoping to find out what they are, and soon.

I have a novel and a book of shorts which I am considering self-publishing on Kindle/Amazon.

 I put up one of my shorts to test the waters, so to speak.   Will I be able to exchange 3,000 words for a buck… Read full post »

Arnold whatshisname has had better weeks.   Big deal.  So have I.

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If President Obama were to round out the week by finding a cure for cancer, we'd probably impeach him.   Bin Laden's dead,  new jobs were up a nice tick in April (although this was offset in part by Republican Governers firing teachers, firemen, police, etc.) -- in short, he did everyt… Read full post »

Global Short Story Anthology Released

MCCALL, IDAHO-Words to Music: A Short Story Collection has been unleashed on the reading world. The year-long effort of 40 authors (including me)  from 12 countries spanning the globe is available through Amazon.com and many other online booksellers… Read full post »