Rabbit read the news about Winter Vegetables

Monkey climbed on the back of Rabbit's chair

Monkey said "What can we do today, Rabbit?"

Rabbit said "It is cold.  It might rain."

Monkey hung upside down from the back of Rabbit's chair.

Monkey said to Rabbit "It is all in how you look at it."

Rabbit used his long ears to tickle Monkey.

Rabbit said "Do you mean that if I stand on my head the rain will rise?"

Monkey laughed and fell and rolled under the chair.

Just then Little Girl came into the room.

Rabbit and Monkey did not move.

Little Girl spoke "Oh, you fell again you bad Monkey.  I'm going to spank you for your own good."

When Little Girl bent over to pick up Monkey, Monkey jumped up and pushed Little Girl over.

Monkey pulled Little Girl's dress up over her head.

The dress muffled Little girl's screams.

Monkey said "little Girl, you don't know what you do to me when you spank me!"

Rabbit cried "What are you doing, Monkey?  We are only Little Girl's toys.

Monkey said "Yes.  Of course.  So who will believe Little Girl's story if we have our fun?"

Rabbit trembled.  "Yes, Monkey.  I guess you are right."

Rabbit hopped down from the chair and climbed on top of Little Girl.

Monkey held Little Girl's arms.  Monkey said "Isn't this better than anything we had planned?"

The very next morning Monkey and Rabbit were outside in the trash waiting to be burned with all the other garbage.

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