still don't understand what happened. Maybe drinking a cocktail every time Jack got that heroic look on his face is what did me in. I liked it when he punched out fake Locke and threw him off the cliffhanger. Spoiler alert!

I was reminded of the Ice Princess on the beloved soap opera General Hospital, in a way. 

While I wept real tears watching beloved characters reunite in "heaven", or sideways heaven or whatever, I felt like watching it was like reverting to my childhood - it always ends up in church.

I didn't like church the first time, but maybe I would have liked it more if people were canoodling in the pews. Muslims snogging idiotic Christians and Koreans snogging each other - I never got it  until LOST taught me that snogging  is communion!

I think what happened is that I LOST six years of my life to an idea that I was raised on. Jesus Christ, can someone come up with a new meme? I'm talking to you, mister white light.

So many LOL's - Miles, always there with the wit. The crazy return of the pilot, Frank, still wearing his uniform. I love that guy -I knew that pesky submarine blow up shit would not keep you down! How long was he floating there? Where are the Dharma sharks?

Why did Kate not die from her gunshot wound?  Claire gets an award for bad acting as pregnant - she carried that basketball like an athlete.  Where the hell is Walt, not that I care? Because one more tortured cry from his father who shot Ana Lucia, leading her to a drunk driving arrest and many cameos on other shows would drive me to despair.

Vincent! Drink!  "I see paw prints." Rose and Bernard - I'm still not clear whether they drank the water or are just living in the middle of all of this.

I lived on an island - Martha's Vineyard - and even if it was not inhabited  it would not take six years to find a great place to play golf. OK - Hurley figured that out in season two - while on an island, golfing should be a goal. Presidents follow this premise.

Where the hell are the creepy Others, why did they kidnap Walt ( perhaps because I wanted that kid gone, but he became thematic for five minutes.) WTF with the temple and hello here's my hootch so I can drink again. Walt! Walt! 

Sawyer, Juliet is already in another show - deal with it!  It's sci-fi! 

Desmond? All is forgiven because I'm a sucker for Scottish accents. 

Kate - didn't someone shoot you?

Hurley - good luck. You can escape the fat thing because you did it before and, well, don't go changin'. You are handsome.

Jack - General Hospital needs a surgeon, stat.

Ben Linus: I want you to creep me out in a grocery store. 

Locke: I would go anywhere with you.

This is my conclusion to my favorite tv show. Tune in next year when I land on an island after a plane crash and do everything right – like find all of those little bottles of booze, kill Jacob and hire a dj.