This morning, I got out the garden hose and washed the car.
It was sparkling clean, when I drove out to run some errands.
Then I passed a gaggle of nubile teenaged girls.
They were jumping around, holding CAR WASH signs high above their heads.
And wearing bikinis.
I think they were trying to raise money for a Worthy Cause.
Like maybe a big kegger at Stewie's house tonight.
Did I mention they were jumping around and wearing bikinis?
So I bought a car wash for my sparkling, just-washed car, from the nubile, bikini-clad girls.
After all, it was for a Worthy Cause.