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Alan C. Baird

Alan C. Baird
Location
Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth
Bio
Alan lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.

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April 12, 2011 04:19PM
“Kathy, I'm glad you recognize my inherent superiority. Now genuflect.”
About: I started blogging on 4/4/1996 - 15 years ago.
October 09, 2010 05:33AM
“Good point, Walter. I just deleted a half-dozen really nasty comments from other Open Salon members. New members, mostly. It looks like they joined mainl…”
About: Gunfight At The Shopping-Cart Corral.
September 21, 2010 09:02AM
“Let's bring back the carnage!”
About: Replace airbags with spikes.
August 17, 2010 03:56PM
“My pleasure, David! Hope you get a chance to see it.”
About: Buddhist monk searches for his master's reincarnation.
July 07, 2010 09:09AM
“Thanks for your comment, Gary! We all have our anvils to bear... ;-)”
About: Crap.
August 08, 2009 10:03PM
“If you think this page needs a YouTube, feel free to post a link.”
About: Taxi, by Harry Chapin.
June 20, 2009 12:15AM
“Nicely done, David. Rated.”
About: Thanks, Dad, for not letting Mom call the cops
June 11, 2009 04:25PM
“Excellent!”
About: You Can Call Me Al.
June 11, 2009 04:09PM
“I jump to escape the Brown-Air Express.”
About: The Thirty-One Dollar Man
June 11, 2009 04:07PM
“Thx!”
About: A Worthy Cause.
June 11, 2009 04:05PM
“I smell musty plaid knickers.”
About: George Carlin on golf.
May 25, 2009 06:43PM
“Kathy: it's eerie that most of the nations of the world look at us as barbaric, because our government still kills people. It's also eerie that some st…”
About: Last words on Death Row.
April 26, 2009 08:40AM
“Thanks, David.”
About: Anikó & Kate.
April 07, 2009 05:43PM
“Thanks, David!”
About: FedEx just brought my copy.
March 07, 2009 09:08AM
“Thanks, Greg and D.M.!”
About: 21,246.
March 07, 2009 09:07AM
“Thanks, fingerlakeswanderer - I'll pass along your comment!”
About: Chris Baird is the Birthday Boy.
January 24, 2009 07:55PM
“Guys, guys! No thumbs? I mean, it's not like I'm asking for pinkies... ;-)”
About: The REAL meaning of Editor's Pick.
January 10, 2009 05:06PM
“But what a great fantasy. It would electrify the world. Just the change we need.”
About: Bush+Cheney in handcuffs after inauguration?
January 01, 2009 02:12PM
“Thanks... but is that light at the end of the tunnel just an express train? ;-)”
About: End-Of-Year Profit/Loss Statement.
December 22, 2008 07:53AM
“Right back atcha.”
About: Ooga Booga Yip Yip.
December 20, 2008 06:43AM
“Nope. It doesn't work when I add the tag. You gotta do it.”
About: SHELL OIL Thanks OS Readers and Responders
December 20, 2008 06:39AM
“Hey, "shell oil" is not the right author tag. I'll add "shelloil" - it'll be fun. You'll see.”
About: SHELL OIL Thanks OS Readers and Responders
December 18, 2008 03:59PM
“Take heart, everybody. We all do it. Even Golden Globe winners. British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen won a 2007 Golden Globe for his performance in "…”
About: Is Open Salon a community of butt-sniffers?
December 17, 2008 05:29PM
“I sniff you all very much.”
About: Is Open Salon a community of butt-sniffers?
December 17, 2008 02:57PM
“Didn't I see an ad on the Current TV network, too?”
About: Ads on Open
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