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Alan C. Baird
- Location
- Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth
- Bio
- Alan lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.
MY RECENT POSTS
- "I'd never marry a guy worth
less than $19B."
May 20, 2012 05:45AM - TIME Breastfeeding Cover: The
Kid's Thoughts.
May 12, 2012 07:59AM - Hot dawg!
April 22, 2012 06:33AM - Hunter on Life.
April 14, 2012 04:48AM - Nice blog, kidz. Now
genuflect.
April 11, 2012 03:25PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Kathy, I'm glad you
recognize my inherent
superiority.
Now
genuflect.”
April 12, 2011 04:19PM - “Good point,
Walter.
I just deleted a
half-dozen really nasty
comments from
other
O…”
October 09, 2010 05:33AM - “Let's bring back the
carnage!”
September 21, 2010 09:02AM - “My pleasure, David! Hope
you get a chance to see
it.”
August 17, 2010 03:56PM - “Thanks for your comment,
Gary! We all have our anvils
to
bear... ;-)”
July 07, 2010 09:09AM
Alan C. Baird's Links
My wife's sister, Erzsébet (Elizabeth, or "Zsike"), has had a tough time over the last few years. First, there was the heart crisis that was finally solved by a pacemaker. A year later, there was the crisis when the pacemaker started to fail, solved by a second implantation. Then there was… Read full post »
A male praying mantis took up residence in our front garden. He was very cool. When the local newspaper asked folks to send in photos of their favorite pets, I eMailed a snapshot…
1) John Belushi grips my blue tie, which is still attached to my neck, and drags me down the hall to his Saturday Night Live dressing room. The Windsor slipknot cinches ever tighter, and my vision becomes fuzzy around the edges. Dressing for my shift this morning, I never guessed the… Read full post »
Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is a service you can buy to boost your website's position on the search engine results page, when Internet surfers try to find certain keywords or phrases, like "Mesa Giant Red Nipple." If you plug that four-word phrase into any of the top web search engines, my… Read full post »
Alan C. Baird's Favorites
Updates
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Views of the Eclipse seen from Lake Tahoe and San Francisco
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Being chased by ravening informavores
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Language Defines Our Lives
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A Sad Parallel: Reflecting on the Suicide of Mary Kennedy
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Breast Feeding Frenzy, Time Mag Jumps the Wrong Shark
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Border Vigilante With Political Ties Dead in Murder/Suicide
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A Professed Reality: two short videos
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Last Dinner On the Titanic
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