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Alan C. Baird

Alan C. Baird
Location
Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth
Bio
Alan lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.

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DECEMBER 10, 2008 10:34AM

Skyping Zsike.

My wife's sister, Erzsébet (Elizabeth, or "Zsike"), has had a tough time over the last few years. First, there was the heart crisis that was finally solved by a pacemaker. A year later, there was the crisis when the pacemaker started to fail, solved by a second implantation. Then there was… Read full post »

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AUGUST 20, 2008 4:50PM

Prey for our sins.

Today's factoid: the female praying mantis often bites the head off her male partner during or just after mating.

A male praying mantis took up residence in our front garden. He was very cool. When the local newspaper asked folks to send in photos of their favorite pets, I eMailed a snapshot…

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AUGUST 20, 2008 2:14PM

Page Daze.

1) John Belushi grips my blue tie, which is still attached to my neck, and drags me down the hall to his Saturday Night Live dressing room. The Windsor slipknot cinches ever tighter, and my vision becomes fuzzy around the edges. Dressing for my shift this morning, I never guessed the… Read full post »

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AUGUST 20, 2008 1:28PM

Hacking Google: SEO's sneaky spam secret.

Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is a service you can buy to boost your website's position on the search engine results page, when Internet surfers try to find certain keywords or phrases, like "Mesa Giant Red Nipple." If you plug that four-word phrase into any of the top web search engines, my… Read full post »