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Alan C. Baird
- Location
- Mesa, Arizona, USA, Earth
- Bio
- Alan lives just a stone's throw from Phoenix... which is fine and dandy, until the stones are thrown back.
MY RECENT POSTS
- "I'd never marry a guy worth
less than $19B."
May 20, 2012 05:45AM - TIME Breastfeeding Cover: The
Kid's Thoughts.
May 12, 2012 07:59AM - Hot dawg!
April 22, 2012 06:33AM - Hunter on Life.
April 14, 2012 04:48AM - Nice blog, kidz. Now
genuflect.
April 11, 2012 03:25PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Kathy, I'm glad you
recognize my inherent
superiority.
Now
genuflect.”
April 12, 2011 04:19PM - “Good point,
Walter.
I just deleted a
half-dozen really nasty
comments from
other
O…”
October 09, 2010 05:33AM - “Let's bring back the
carnage!”
September 21, 2010 09:02AM - “My pleasure, David! Hope
you get a chance to see
it.”
August 17, 2010 03:56PM - “Thanks for your comment,
Gary! We all have our anvils
to
bear... ;-)”
July 07, 2010 09:09AM
Alan C. Baird's Links
MAY 20, 2012 5:45AM
"I'd never marry a guy worth less than $19B."
—Priscilla Chan to Mark Zuckerberg, late 2011.
[May 19, 2012: "Dang. I thought that would keep him at bay for awhile longer."]
Facebook's first trading day [Zuckerberg worth $19.25B @ close] (L.A. Times)
Mark Zuckerberg Marries Priscilla Chan (ABC News)
MAY 12, 2012 7:59AM
TIME Breastfeeding Cover: The Kid's Thoughts.
APRIL 22, 2012 6:33AM
Hot dawg!
Hot dog vendor: "You want one or two?"
Buddha: "Make me one with everything."
Nilsson: "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do."
Highlander: "There can be only one."
APRIL 14, 2012 4:48AM
Hunter on Life.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a ride!"
--Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
APRIL 11, 2012 3:25PM
Nice blog, kidz. Now genuflect.
APRIL 9, 2012 9:42PM
The Hilton sisters text Hillary Clinton.
Nicky+Paris Hilton: "How do we gett famus lyk u?"
Hillary Clinton: "Ask Bubba."
[My 2¢, submitted to Texts From Hillary.]
Original images by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images for IMG and Kevin Lamarque for Reuters.
APRIL 3, 2012 8:50PM
Born In The U.S.A.
Imagine
you're tooling down the road when Springsteen begins to sing on the
radio. He's belting out his iconic anthem, "Born In The U.S.A."The music is driving, insistent. Your Budapest-born bride is snapping her fingers, because it's one of her favorite tunes.
Then she starts singing a duet wi
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MARCH 13, 2012 6:12AM
Are your Facebook photos disappearing?
Mine are, too. I first noticed that some older photos were disappearing from a couple of my Facebook Pages.
Initially, I reported the problem on this Photos Bug Report page.
Then I posted a message in the Facebook Help Forum.
Then I found this FAQ page, which offers a form on which to… Read full post »
MARCH 9, 2012 4:35PM
The Sky Is Falling!
[Re: SpaceWeather.com] A friggin' huge solar flare is hitting the earth... which means it's time for another trippy graphic animation from the Goddard Space Weather Lab!
Far out, man!!
[click image to enlarge - 2.56Mb]
FEBRUARY 22, 2012 6:23PM
M-O-N-E-Y.
(by
(Lyle Lovett)If you want that girl
Listen son
Don't you sit around and cry
Because love
In this world
Ain't nothing you can't buy
She's got ruby lips
And emerald eyes
She's got diamonds on her mind
If you want that girl
What you need is
M-o-n-e-y
REFRAIN: That's Um-Oh-En-Ee-Why, baby
Um-Oh-En-Ee-/…
FEBRUARY 14, 2012 6:06PM
Arizona Centennial! (14Feb1912-14Feb2012)
Arizona is 100 years old today. It's an immature state,
still stuck in the "Draw, pardner" mentality. Please be patient
with Arizona. Many of us are trying to bring the state up to the
minimum standards required for a civilized society. ;-)Arizona Centennial website
Arizona Statehood (For… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 1, 2012 7:00AM
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave
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JANUARY 28, 2012 2:21PM
Ring Of Fire.
Sunday, May 20, 2012: a "ring of fire" annular solar eclipse is coming to OR, CA, NV, UT, AZ, CO, NM, TX. It's the first one in the USA in almost 18 years.
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YX2blo1eRk
More details: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2012/27jan_annulareclip… Read full post »
JANUARY 17, 2012 12:49PM
Thank you! More, please?
ANNIE (Malin Akerman): About a year ago, I was in this cab, and the cab driver - this Indian guy - started telling me... he started telling me all sorts of stuff. He was just looking at me in the rear-view mirror and he said, "Bliss. Bliss is your birthright." And
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JANUARY 7, 2012 5:53AM
Blake sayeth.
Blake would say, "The naked woman's body is a portion of eternity too great for the eye of man." (Iron John: A Book About Men, by Robert Bly, 1990)
Blake actually said:
"The roaring of lions, the howling of wolves, the raging of the stormy sea, and the destructive sword, are portions of… Read full post »
JANUARY 6, 2012 9:16AM
Funniest videos about Facebook.
Facebook Manners And You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROYzrm5SBM
The Social Network Teaser 3 (Spoof):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5o4UzfZsZI
10 Reasons Why We Hate Facebook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRg9Q1d3kY
Robert Frost Checks His Facebook Account:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/7b33dbb0… Read full post »
JANUARY 1, 2012 7:21AM
NEWS FLASH:
Archaeologists have discovered the Mayan Calendar, Part Deux.
It starts in 2012, and even includes the last three months of 2011.
JANUARY 1, 2012 3:34AM
Who's On First?
DECEMBER 31, 2011 5:24AM
Come to the edge.
by Christopher Logue (23 Nov 1926 - 2 Dec 2011)
(written in 1968 for a festival in honor of the 50th anniversary of the death of the French poet Guillaume Apollinaire)
Come to the edge.
"We might fall."
Come to the edge.
"It's too high!"
COME TO THE EDGE!
And they came,
and we pushed,
And they... flew.
DECEMBER 31, 2011 4:54AM
The Road Not Taken (1915), by Robert Frost (1874-1963).
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth.
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though
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DECEMBER 25, 2011 2:57AM
Inexcusable liberties with the milkmaids.
![The Twelve Days of Christmas [Correspondence]: John Julius Norwich, 1996](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/031220163X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
DECEMBER 24, 2011 5:08AM
Bush Highway (Arizona).
Just wrote this for Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_Highway_(Arizona)
The Bush Highway begins at the northern end of Power Road in Mesa, Arizona and extends northeasterly through the Tonto National Forest, over the Arizona Canal, past the Granite Reef Dam, along the Salt River near its con
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DECEMBER 23, 2011 7:31AM
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev.
We
Didn't Start The Fire [annotations]
[video]Written by Billy Joel
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom/…
DECEMBER 12, 2011 8:10AM
Eleven Thousand Virgins screenplay.
Read/review/collaborate
@ Amazon Studios:http://studios.amazon.com/scripts/11952
[107-page feature screenplay: Writers Network semifinalist]
Log line: "Field of Dreams" with medieval chant music in place of baseball.
Synopsis: Alex Barnett has a comfortable life in Los Angeles and San F
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DECEMBER 11, 2011 9:50PM
Screenwright(R) screenplay formatting template.
After designing
an award-winning screenplay formatter in 2008, I went ahead and
added nine others (sitcom, radio, theater and AV, plus A4 versions)
in 2009.They were all available on OpenOffice.org's Extensions and Templates websites, but those URLs have been very unreliable during the last si
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Cary TennisUpdates
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Views of the Eclipse seen from Lake Tahoe and San Francisco
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Being chased by ravening informavores
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Language Defines Our Lives
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A Sad Parallel: Reflecting on the Suicide of Mary Kennedy
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Breast Feeding Frenzy, Time Mag Jumps the Wrong Shark
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Border Vigilante With Political Ties Dead in Murder/Suicide
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A Professed Reality: two short videos
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Last Dinner On the Titanic
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