Apocalyptic Raids
Alex S. Johnson
- Birthday
- October 10
- Bio
- Alex Johnson is a professional writer and educator, author of the novel Jason X: Death Moon and the chapbook The Death Jazz, as well as hundreds of articles on music and allied entertainment. He is also a co-founder of The Shwibly (shwibly.com), a neo-Surrealist literary magazine.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Lazy? No. Unemployed? Yes.
Frustrated? WELL...
January 24, 2012 02:28PM - Portland
December 07, 2011 05:33PM - OWS is not dead, it's just
resting
November 29, 2011 08:40PM - OWS is not dead, it's just
resting
November 29, 2011 08:40PM - First Principles of
CADAVERISMO
November 24, 2011 02:31PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I wonder if there's any
way to get rid of the
spam
comments???”
May 03, 2012 12:49AM - “Okay, let me amend that
remark in light of your
response to
FusunA...I have a
dia…”
March 05, 2012 12:41AM - “I could actually use
some of your neuroses about
being a
responsible person in
ex…”
March 05, 2012 12:36AM - “then we must have been
on campus at the same time,
Amy.
Nice.”
February 16, 2012 08:32PM - “Amy, as you know I feel
you...I too have always felt
there
was some kind of
plan…”
February 16, 2012 01:40PM
Alex S. Johnson's Links
- New list
- The Shwibly
In 2010 I finally achieved it, my career pinnacle to date--university instructor. Five years after obtaining my Master's, I was deemed acceptable to teach developmental composition to students at Cal State Dominguez Hills, an opportunity made possible by a Federal grant meant to shore up and advance… Read full post »
Portland
I have been to Portland, and I am awed.
In pursuit of employment as an English college instructor, I traveled to Portland for a week to get the lay of the land.
And I must say that it is truly awesome.
For one thing, people are really, really nice in… Read full post »
OWS is not dead, it's just resting
OWS is over, according to the political pundits at the Washington Post. Accept it--no righteous Obama supporter would deign to associate themselves with this Grateful Dead rabble?
Aside from the obvious contradiction, that Obama is in fact a fan of the Grateful Dead and pronounced himself a 'd… Read full post »
OWS is not dead, it's just resting
OWS is over, according to the political pundits at the Washington Post. Accept it--no righteous Obama supporter would deign to associate themselves with this Grateful Dead rabble?
Aside from the obvious contradiction, that Obama is in fact a fan of the Grateful Dead and pronounced himself a 'd… Read full post »
First Principles of CADAVERISMO
We of CADAVERISMO declare war on art!
We submit that in the postmodern age art has lost its connection, its link with audience. It has been disrupted from its setting, as Walter Benjamin informs us. Therefore, it has lost its aura, and can only serve as an aesthetic set-dressing for Fascist… Read full post »
Thanksgiving 2011: Some Thoughts
The holidays are traditionally a time to reflect on the year past and prepare for the year to come. A time to take stock of where we are, both as individuals and as citizens of the globe.
It's difficult to think of the Thanksgiving holiday without evoking harrowing images--as detailed, for… Read full post »
An Open Letter to Lt. John Pike of the UC Davis Police Dept.
To: japikeiii@ucdavis.edu
from: Trolleydogs@aol.com
Dear Lt. Pike,
I am writing to you as an alumnus of UC Davis and a supporter of the Occupy movement. I fully share the worldwide indignation over your action in brutally macing nonviolent protesters on the UC Davis campus. What were
We Can Rebuild Him
My good news and my bad news both tend to flow in waves. A good example of this pattern would be the way I became a college professor at age 40, thus inaugurating the long-delayed first real career of my life, and at the same time embarked on my first commissioned-and-published… Read full post »
Notes on Doom: Walter Benjamin
Was the pipe smoking itself, or was I smoking the pipe? –Charles Baudelaire, Artificial Paradises

Walter Benjamin, German-Jewish Cultural Critic (1892-1940)
In lit-crit circles he is revered for his for… Read full post »
America What Time is It
for our crimes. this is not liberal idiocy it's structural engineering. this is
not an ideology it is a fact.
those who don't speak english we condemn
to a life of not speaking
those who make our clothes we condemn
to having very few
you have hear/
The Conundrum (a Shwibly Gospel)
And the people were sore afraid.
And the Shwibly appeared among them once again (although he was tired of being ripped, and of a new one thereof). And he spake, saying "Wherefore art thou afraid?"
And the people did mill, like unto sheep. And there was some bleating… Read full post »
Thus Spake the Shwibly
There is nothing that is not Shwibly.
There is no Shwibly.
Follow your own course, weird though it may be.
Learn to laugh at yourself: For that too is Shwibly.
If a Shwibly comes before you with a large pineapple and says, "This is in remembrance… Read full post »
even more GOS
And they came from across the great land and the great divide.
And they were of Bilge and Gulch and Great Wanking. And they were of Bongtoke and Ballyhoo. And they were shredded and ripped and engorged. And they were, many of them, thirsting for a new truth that… Read full post »
more Gospel According to the Shwibly
And the Shwibly did reassemble.
And he wrote in letters 30 feet high, that said:
"Even if one of you."
And again: "Just imagine yourself."
And again: "The least of you."
And the high priests of the land did congregate and said, "We should rip… Read full post »
The Gospel According to the Shwibly
And the Shwibly spake. And the multitudes heard it not.
And the Shwibly ascended to the highest peak that was in the land and commandeered a megaphone. And the Shwibly spake. And the multitudes still heard it not.
And the Shwibly sighed, saying to itself, "These are some… Read full post »
Resurrection Day
(Bauhaus mix)
The bats have left the belltower
The gravestone rolls away
Revealing--space
The mourners have gathered
The black box yawns
Revealing--sale 50% off on
Chocolate candy and little fluffy chicks
Somewhere
Jesus yawns
Or maybe he's smiling
A big Cheshire grin
Meanwhile
Golgotha… Read full post »
Hummingbird, Bottlebrush, Bees
Bottlebrush: a vivid red,
Hummingbird in poised sweep
Aerodynamic
Grace, flow and precision. Over my head
And suddenly, insouscient
Perched in front of me
And the bees
Swarm the nectar: Oh, it must be sweet.
Jesus in Wonderland
It's Easter time again. For Christians, this means a lot of work for and by Jesus--getting him nailed to the cross; scourging him, spitting on him, denying him, selling him out for 30 pieces of silver. For non-Christians, this means a lot of fanciful rabbits and chocolate eggs (?). Which… Read full post »
classroom management
I am a teacher--that is, until a more appropriate word is found.
The list of things I'm not is significant, so here they are, in no particular order.
I am not a drill instructor. We've all seen those movies. They're bullshit, lies, propaganda for the war machine. Men… Read full post »
The Hot Muse Part II
My heart is hammering so loud I think I'm going to faint. When she appears I can't find the words.
"This is NOT the time to become tongue-tied," she says. Not with malice. More just stating a fact.
I bring her the poems the way a dog drags… Read full post »
A Box That is a World
A thumb would smother it
Two inches square at best
A box big as a postage stamp
In which my world rhymes and breathes
I catch myself
Coming and going; along the walls
Twisting like trails of light
I catch myself
Bumping into
Old categories, miseries, loves and hate
Patches of… Read full post »
Beneath the Sun
And the dogs are straining at the leash
Police batons beat a tattoo on your door
Spread 'em high, hands in the air motherfucker
Don't talk back, don't move, don't even think about it
Being while black
Being while brown
Being while SONS OF ANARCHY
Being while SONS OF AZTLAN… Read full post »
Teaching as the Practice of Constant Revolution
(after a conversation with Peter Olson).
They bring us their blood, their hungers, addictions and disease. No Emma Lazarus shit here: I mean literally. They bring us attention and inattention, mind-boggling control problems and genius solutions. If we would only hear. If we would only see.
And yet-… Read full post »
Ode to Jimi
Shipped off to Venus in a death jazz bag
Bones still harmonizing as they pass
Magnetic rings of a million suns
Blues born again as a lit fuse
Jimi you lit us up
One by one exploding the old
Phrase by phrase unfolding a new
kosmos
Mind radiant… Read full post »
Hot Muse
My Muse is hot. She doesn't keep regular hours. She shows up today. I have to deposit my check. I have to get my breakfast bar. She taps her foot. "I've got plenty of customers," she says.
I ache with desire for her. She's so pretty--not in a superficial way, but… Read full post »
Alex S. Johnson's Favorites
Updates
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Is Freedom of Press under Attack in Montréal?
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I LOVE....LOVE
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Conservatives Create Easter Effect In Dying Union Movement.
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The Dark Knight didn't *really* inspire grim blockbusters.
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My Movable Feast ~ Fiction
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Robert F. Kennedy's estranged wife hangs herself
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TIME FOR THE FRINGE LEFT TO WAKE UP!
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Maya Angelou, a Rainbow in My Cloud
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