From the Zola System

alexzola

alexzola
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New York, New York, USA
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January 30
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I grew up in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, in the Zola System, my father’s philosophy of life. He taught my brothers and me the basic life skills: how to run a street hustle, perpetrate a con or recognize when you were being hustled or conned; information we needed so we could feed our families if another Hitler came to power. My father Aron Zola was a Romanian Jew, a holocaust survivor, a black marketeer, a gun runner, a successful entrepreneur, a true citizen of Detroit. When I was 18, I rebelled against the Zola System and moved to New York City. I was fascinated with cultural heroes – Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson and the aesthetic bohemian artist lifestyle that, in my naivete, I thought they lived. Now I see they were working their own hustles on the public, just like the Old Man. Even the Manhattan dating scene runs on the Zola System. To paraphrase Mark Twain, now that the Old Man is dead, I’m shocked how much he learned. I wrote reviews for SPIN, an unpublished brunch guide for New York City, covered the death penalty, reviewed books for the New York Law Journal and profiled sports stars for the Jewish Forward. I have two crime novels and a bartenders guide to New York City that I am trying to sell. After dabbling in so many genres, I finally realized I’d been running from my subject: my father and the Zola System. The Old Man is gone now and I am his eldest son carrying on as he wanted me to do. This was not supposed to happen.

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JANUARY 6, 2012 3:18AM

Fluoride, Tattoos And Teeth

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My jaunt through the new Las Vegas and down into the Los Angeles metropolitan area has provided me with a glimpse into a seemingly important yet incongruous fact not readily available to the casual observer: here in the western US tattoos appear to outnumber teeth.  This isn’t just in the tragic hipster ghettos but also on Fremont Street, The Strip, Melrose Ave. and Ventura Boulevard in the wonderful San Fernando Valley.

The odd thing about the great tatted toothless masses isn’t the apparent lack of dental care but what can be found in their hands: bottled water.  Fiji, Panna and all kinds other brands known and unknown to your occasionally intrepid blogger.

My recommendation to those few with teeth outnumbering tattoos as well you kids out there taken in by the glamour of spending $2.00 a pop for 12 oz. of ‘natural/spring’ water for it’s organic qualities is don’t.  Read the memo from the 1950’s entitled ‘The Fluoridation of America’s Drinking Water.’  No it’s not a Communist Fascist plot to poison the bodies of America’s youth.  And by drinking water from the tap just think of the money you can save to get more ink.

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Modern science shows that ingesting fluoride does not reduce tooth decay.

Fluoridation Opposition is Scientific, Respectable & Growing

More than 3,926 professionals (including 331 dentists and 443 MD’s) urge that fluoridation be stopped citing scientific evidence that ingesting fluoride is ineffective at reducing tooth decay and has serious health risks. See statement: http://www.fluoridealert.org/professionals-statement.aspx