From the Zola System
alexzola
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- January 30
- Bio
- I grew up in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, in the Zola System, my father’s philosophy of life. He taught my brothers and me the basic life skills: how to run a street hustle, perpetrate a con or recognize when you were being hustled or conned; information we needed so we could feed our families if another Hitler came to power. My father Aron Zola was a Romanian Jew, a holocaust survivor, a black marketeer, a gun runner, a successful entrepreneur, a true citizen of Detroit. When I was 18, I rebelled against the Zola System and moved to New York City. I was fascinated with cultural heroes – Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson and the aesthetic bohemian artist lifestyle that, in my naivete, I thought they lived. Now I see they were working their own hustles on the public, just like the Old Man. Even the Manhattan dating scene runs on the Zola System. To paraphrase Mark Twain, now that the Old Man is dead, I’m shocked how much he learned.
I wrote reviews for SPIN, an unpublished brunch guide for New York City, covered the death penalty, reviewed books for the New York Law Journal and profiled sports stars for the Jewish Forward. I have two crime novels and a bartenders guide to New York City that I am trying to sell. After dabbling in so many genres, I finally realized I’d been running from my subject: my father and the Zola System. The Old Man is gone now and I am his eldest son carrying on as he wanted me to do. This was not supposed to happen.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Incinerating Chivalry
May 15, 2012 04:37AM - The Watergate Hotel Solves The
Kennedy Assassination
April 13, 2012 12:18AM - The Fashionable Assassin -
Yalie #2
March 22, 2012 03:03AM - My Sweet Mystery
March 16, 2012 03:40AM - The Second Worst Drug Dealer
In America
February 03, 2012 04:01AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Nothing like a little
Israeli self-defense to bring
out the
anti-Semties
includin…”
June 04, 2010 11:58AM - “Liz, I'm glad someone
had the balls to say it.
Thanks!”
May 19, 2010 06:24PM - “So who does love Chachi
these days? And what would
Grandma
Nussbaum say?”
January 22, 2010 01:36PM - “The way I remember the
snapping turtles, you just fed
them,
never threw the
fish…”
January 22, 2010 01:33PM - “Since I am doing 2-5 in
Scottsdale at the moment, I am
a bit
new to the Sheriff
J…”
January 09, 2010 05:54PM
Alexzola's Links
- New list
- The Zola System
June 04, 2010 11:58AM
“Nothing like a little Israeli self-defense to bring out the anti-Semties including those on this site - are you reading this Fred Hallman. Good to see r…”
About: Defending Israel, Reality Check
“Nothing like a little Israeli self-defense to bring out the anti-Semties including those on this site - are you reading this Fred Hallman. Good to see r…”
About: Defending Israel, Reality Check
May 19, 2010 06:24PM
“Liz, I'm glad someone had the balls to say it. Thanks!”
About: Taking it Personally
“Liz, I'm glad someone had the balls to say it. Thanks!”
About: Taking it Personally
January 22, 2010 01:36PM
“So who does love Chachi these days? And what would Grandma Nussbaum say?”
About: Scott Baio: The Twit Tweets, then Freaks
“So who does love Chachi these days? And what would Grandma Nussbaum say?”
About: Scott Baio: The Twit Tweets, then Freaks
January 22, 2010 01:33PM
“The way I remember the snapping turtles, you just fed them, never threw the fish at them. However, my Village Idiot memories are from 1st Ave and 10th…”
About: The Greatest Bar Gimmick of All Time
“The way I remember the snapping turtles, you just fed them, never threw the fish at them. However, my Village Idiot memories are from 1st Ave and 10th…”
About: The Greatest Bar Gimmick of All Time
January 09, 2010 05:54PM
“Since I am doing 2-5 in Scottsdale at the moment, I am a bit new to the Sheriff Joe saga. Being straight dead center in the political spectrum, I will…”
About: Arizona's "Sheriff Joe" might finally be indicted.
“Since I am doing 2-5 in Scottsdale at the moment, I am a bit new to the Sheriff Joe saga. Being straight dead center in the political spectrum, I will…”
About: Arizona's "Sheriff Joe" might finally be indicted.
December 08, 2009 02:25PM
“As long as Little Man doesn't do a 'stage' dive from the balcony of the Nectarine Ballroom........or was that me....”
About: From Indie to Kindie
“As long as Little Man doesn't do a 'stage' dive from the balcony of the Nectarine Ballroom........or was that me....”
About: From Indie to Kindie
November 08, 2009 12:23PM
“I had this very argument with an ex girlfriend once. Perhaps this is one reason why she is an ex.”
About: CLIT NOTES
“I had this very argument with an ex girlfriend once. Perhaps this is one reason why she is an ex.”
About: CLIT NOTES
November 06, 2009 02:17PM
“Tell your kids we killed him because he didn't go to law school like his mother wanted. It was a party. Things got out of hand.”
About: American Public High School Stories: A Microcosm
“Tell your kids we killed him because he didn't go to law school like his mother wanted. It was a party. Things got out of hand.”
About: American Public High School Stories: A Microcosm
October 22, 2009 05:33PM
“I wish the last woman I dated would have just told me no, it's over the weekend in Montauk was your severance lay instead of the 'I think it's going to…”
About: Women's Work is Still Not Done. Nor is Men's
“I wish the last woman I dated would have just told me no, it's over the weekend in Montauk was your severance lay instead of the 'I think it's going to…”
About: Women's Work is Still Not Done. Nor is Men's
October 11, 2009 10:45PM
“Alan, as the son of a Holocaust Survior, allow me to give you some perspective: when Jimmy Carter is finally piled over with dirt, I'm going to go get…”
About: Nobel Peace Prize Winners Not All So Noble
“Alan, as the son of a Holocaust Survior, allow me to give you some perspective: when Jimmy Carter is finally piled over with dirt, I'm going to go get…”
About: Nobel Peace Prize Winners Not All So Noble
October 11, 2009 01:27PM
“Surf's Up? Ok. Problem: It doesn't hold your interest. I put it in the same category with after Bathing at Baxter's by the Airplane. (Although that…”
About: Greatest Rock Albums, Post No.4 Surf's Up, The Beach Boys
“Surf's Up? Ok. Problem: It doesn't hold your interest. I put it in the same category with after Bathing at Baxter's by the Airplane. (Although that…”
About: Greatest Rock Albums, Post No.4 Surf's Up, The Beach Boys
September 28, 2009 01:51AM
“Sally, I think about the above prayers and say - Amen. May I be forgiven for my tresspasses, sins and my general selfishness in the past year and I ho…”
About: Yom Kippur 5770, Forgiveness and Life
“Sally, I think about the above prayers and say - Amen. May I be forgiven for my tresspasses, sins and my general selfishness in the past year and I ho…”
About: Yom Kippur 5770, Forgiveness and Life
September 28, 2009 01:37AM
“Didn't we have this same discussion over brunch......”
About: Reading Tea Leaves in Virginia
“Didn't we have this same discussion over brunch......”
About: Reading Tea Leaves in Virginia
September 09, 2009 03:08PM
“To do the things the idividual can't do for themselves.”
About: Open Call: What is the purpose of Government ?
“To do the things the idividual can't do for themselves.”
About: Open Call: What is the purpose of Government ?
August 26, 2009 01:30AM
“Ben, I could use some balance myself right now. (So could the Tigers at the plate. That, however, is another blog and mystery entirely.)”
About: On Leading Two Lives
“Ben, I could use some balance myself right now. (So could the Tigers at the plate. That, however, is another blog and mystery entirely.)”
About: On Leading Two Lives
August 11, 2009 12:54AM
“I live in the same mileu. No wonder I'm nuts”
About: Lemme see if I got all this straight.
“I live in the same mileu. No wonder I'm nuts”
About: Lemme see if I got all this straight.
July 17, 2009 01:26AM
“I still think my Guy Card is a goner after writing this. wink wink nudge nudge nod nod”
About: Examining My Parent's Marriage
“I still think my Guy Card is a goner after writing this. wink wink nudge nudge nod nod”
About: Examining My Parent's Marriage
July 08, 2009 12:05PM
“I wonder why they are still calling this a recession. The glass will be raised for you after I've sent the prayers.”
About: I've joined the ranks of the unemployed
“I wonder why they are still calling this a recession. The glass will be raised for you after I've sent the prayers.”
About: I've joined the ranks of the unemployed
July 08, 2009 12:02PM
“I've been going to Phoenix once a year, every year for 40 years. I prefer the little desert outpost of the mid 1970's to the vast strip mall of today.…”
About: Tumbleweeds
“I've been going to Phoenix once a year, every year for 40 years. I prefer the little desert outpost of the mid 1970's to the vast strip mall of today.…”
About: Tumbleweeds
July 08, 2009 03:32AM
“The rule of law in the US works as long as there are outlets for differing opinions, like OS, which run with no governement interference. And I'm sure…”
About: Obama Questions Political Prosecutions--In Russia
“The rule of law in the US works as long as there are outlets for differing opinions, like OS, which run with no governement interference. And I'm sure…”
About: Obama Questions Political Prosecutions--In Russia
July 03, 2009 03:44AM
“Sorry I've been away and missed this Rick. Well done. I know these feeling well. Tough looking back and comapring yourself to the Old Man, although…”
About: Pissing On My Father's Grave (and other thoughts)
“Sorry I've been away and missed this Rick. Well done. I know these feeling well. Tough looking back and comapring yourself to the Old Man, although…”
About: Pissing On My Father's Grave (and other thoughts)
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