This is my personal theory on time travel gleaned from a variety of historical events and legends. Although this is just speculative theory on my part, it still has some good points and is based on a number of solid ideas that are written about and discussed by many who are interested in this phenomena.
the most fascinating aspect of it is... that placing oneself in an enclosed area of rock has been a technique for furthering ones knowledge since recorded time and more. This is where the ancient Greek iatromantis gained his ability to bridge time and space according to Peter Kingsley in his book "in The dark places of Knowledge"
Hope you enjoy this and remember that to have success doing this one must initiate a sound frequency at the right moment, in the right place. when this phenomena occurs. Hope you enjoy this and remember,there is no time like the present.
Time Travel Punnies.
"I can't wait to see Back To The Future 4. It was pretty good!" - Peter Serafinowicz"Man, I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since later this afternoon." - Aaron from Primer
Time Travelers Unite! Yesterday!
The Association of Time-Travellers has postponed this weeks meeting to yesterday"
There once was a lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light
She departed one day
In a relative way And returned on the previous night
Please help me, Doctor, I keep seeing into the future!"
"Ah. And when did this start?" Next Tuesday afternoon."
"Who's there?"
"The Time Traveller"
"The Time Traveller who?"
*Knock, knock*
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
"What do we want?"
"Time travel!"
"When do we want it?" "Relatively speaking, now!"
Time travels when you chuck a watch.
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Enjoyed the puns.
Gonna have this one framed:
There once was a lady named Bright
Who traveled much faster than light
She departed one day
In a relative way And returned on the previous night
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Abrawang That is so good, remind me never to try that. Yes indeed better late than never. Thanks A!
Kate O'hehir, OMG that is so timely. Thanks again so glad you enjoyed. Thanks KOH!
Isaiah 28:13: “But the word of the LORD was unto them precept upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little; that they might go, and fall backward, and be broken, and snared, and taken.”
I envy you Algis. To spend this time wandering through mans memory's, to explore the forgotten corridors of the collective unconscious.
Jim Carroll, Wicked Gravity:
“The gravity here is just sick for revenge
It's like my lungs are filled with chains . . .
The sky seems so low,
It hasn't moved this slow
Since the virgins, since the virgins went dancing for the rain
You know the stars in the night
They're like the holes in the cave
Like the ceiling of a bombed-out church
But gravity blocks my screams
It's like an enemy's dreams
My guardians quit
They quit before they started their search”
Remember the curse of Pythagoras Algis: when you go far enough you can never turn back. To do so is an invitation for the Demons and Fury's to rip your soul to shreds.
Steppenwolf (the band not the book by the pseudointellectual), Ride with me:
“Mama's home philosophy
Makes everyone a freak but me
Though I'm starvin' in the streets
And can't predict the future
Can I have my vision back?
I'll live outside your city walls
You don't have to be afraid
Until I come together
Ride with me Baby
'Til the end of the day”
-R-
rated with love
built into us, oddly...someday they will synthesize the right
neurotransmitters and let us experience the good old days right
here & now, which we already do, sort of..
i remember my Father.
My mother.
Some images come around, according to my mood.
"to have success doing this one must initiate a sound frequency at the right moment, " really?
i hope people dont see this as a "command", rather than
a spontaneous gesture of the mind.............
Jack Heart, Those are really fine quotes to add to this post and I am so glad you did. I will have to read Steppngwolf again and thanks for that reminder too JH!
Jmac1949, Very clever and I guess that works too! Thanks JM!
Ande Bliss Yes this part of the world is absolutely loaded with great ancient places to visit and ponder...You would never regret coming here. Thanks AB!
Mary Stanik Thanks so much MS, Back to the future is possible but back to the past is enormously difficult. But who knows….?
Stim yes that would be a good thing indeed. If I was to be able to travel in either direction I would go back to 1960 myself and reivent the frisby and hoola hoop for starts. Thanks S!
L. E. Merithew Excellent point LEM!
Marilyn Sands, Can I dance to that too? Thanks MS!
Mhold Now that statement rocks...thanks MH!
Midwest Muse, Great I like that one myself too. Thanks MM!
RomanticPoetess, Oh great I made the RP love something of mine again. Thanks RP!
clay ball, Only the shadow knows where I disappeared to there. Thanks so much CB!
SheilaTGTG55, So glad you enjoyed that S! THX!
James M. Emmerling, yes the memories of those gone by is certainly cherished time travel through thought and love. The sound frequency is just a suggestion on how you get this thing to work. I cannot imagine any other way...Thanks JEM!
Poppi Iceland So glad to have made your day. Hope your fine out there? I bet springtime in Iceland must be something quite special? Thanks PI!
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Rita Bourland Thats OK when you think of one or hear one please post it here. Thanks RB!