Algis Kemezys

Algis Kemezys
Location
Ste Adele, Qu├ębec, Canada
Birthday
June 28
Title
Co-Director
Company
BAK
Bio
Internationally exhibited Photographer/Documentary filmmaker, Sculptor, Dowser, Scrabble enthusiast, Geomancer, Iatromant, gourmet chef

MARCH 4, 2013 8:09AM

This Hotel has gone to Pot! caption Challenge

Rate: 9 Flag

                           photograph by algis Kemezys

 

  Here is a caption challenge that I hope does not go to POT. The best three will rise to the top. Funny, smart or insightful all captions are welcome...   

 1st Place:

"At the Mogadishu Hilton's Commander Suite you will enjoy the best of Somali culture and warfare. The Commander Suite comes equipped with a comfortable fold-down bed and a state-of-the-art metal cooking pot. From the Commander Suite's picture window you will have a clear view of hostilities, or you can just relax and enjoy the room's lively decor. Join us in the bomb shelter for a complementary breakfast MRE, and stop by our armory, where you will find an excellent selection of ammunition, weapons, bandages, and IV fluids. Whether you're a soldier of fortune, war correspondent, or refugee, the Mogadishu Hilton is the place for you. For reservations contact the Mogadishu Hilton by shortwave radio between 0945 to 1015 UTC on 9.465 mHz. Valet parking for your armored vehicle is available."

mishima666

 

2nd Place:So this is what they meant when they said, "Rustic Charm."

dunniteowl 

 

 

3rd place:[r] "Well, at least you can't say you 'don't have a pot to piss in'!"


best, libby

libbyliberalnyc

 

You all three get a free weeks stay in this room with or without the POT!

Thanks to everyone....All of them were quite good actually.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So this is what they meant when they said, "Rustic Charm."
dunniteowl, Good one D. Thanks for starting this off in the right direction.
Well, you SAID you wanted to get away from it all.
Well sure, but the room has a great view.
Pot! This is not what I had in mind!
DandyLion, Thats very clever...thanks
Stim, Interesting POV there S.
Terry McKenna, heeHee Hee...yes they do..
Dicky Neely, Yes you mixed up Pot luck and another.... your choice, I imagine, would make the stay much more comfortable.
"Van Halen just checked out. I'll summon the maid"
Pot emptied daily.

Can't think of anything better. That matress looks very uncomfortable.
Despite the travel agent's promise, it was obvious that "Kandahar Hilten" wasn't a typo.
Van Gogh slept here. You're paying for history, not amenities. Or maybe you just aren't that into art...
kenneth sibbett,Oh the memories of the stories he left behind from various hotels he stayed in. Thx KS
fernsy, That is making me chuckle...Thx F.


Paul J. O'Rourke, I can only imagine and yes rooms were quite like this when i stayed there back in 1978. only no mattress and walls of adobish mud.


Bellwether Vance, Excellent,now that one rings with artiness.
[r] "Well, at least you can't say you 'don't have a pot to piss in'!"

best, libby
payment in advance......or be downgraded
That does it! Oingo Boingo and Devo are banned from this hotel permanently!
"The asking price is an outrage", said Mr. Clark Kent. "Who lives next door?"

"Mr. Hugh Hefner."

"I see..."
libbyliberalnyc, I was wondering if anyone would say that and you did.Thx for that L.
"At the Mogadishu Hilton's Commander Suite you will enjoy the best of Somali culture and warfare. The Commander Suite comes equipped with a comfortable fold-down bed and a state-of-the-art metal cooking pot. From the Commander Suite's picture window you will have a clear view of hostilities, or you can just relax and enjoy the room's lively decor. Join us in the bomb shelter for a complementary breakfast MRE, and stop by our armory, where you will find an excellent selection of ammunition, weapons, bandages, and IV fluids. Whether you're a soldier of fortune, war correspondent, or refugee, the Mogadishu Hilton is the place for you. For reservations contact the Mogadishu Hilton by shortwave radio between 0945 to 1015 UTC on 9.465 mHz. Valet parking for your armored vehicle is available."
Steel Breeze, OMG...Now that is a catch 22 if I ever heard one.

Steven Bridenbaugh, Sounds about right who are those folks anyway?



Steve Kenny, So Clark is social climbing by renting by the rude and famous? interesting...
mishima666, What can i say to excellence except Excellent. Thx for this...Bravo!
Well, it was that or, "He could overlook it all; for there was nothing he couldn't fix, clean or restore; but when he found that the local government wouldn't even meet him half way, the deal was off."