Allie Griffith

Allie Griffith
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Memphis, Tennessee,
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Writer, game developer, artist. Also raconteuse, dilettante, and passionate advocate. I've been called an angel of wisdom and I've been called a judgmental idiot. Sooner or later I'm bound to say something that you disagree with; feel free to tell me your side of the story. I listen to other people's opinions and have occasionally been known to concede that they might have a point and alter mine. I use too many semicolons and I have terrible taste in music. I'm the sort of person who thinks it's more telling to mention that than that I'm married and had a foster daughter but she's grown now. By objective standards, my life is probably a disaster - no health insurance and a chronic illness - but my happiness quotient is the highest of anyone I know. Sometimes I tell sad stories but please don't let them make you sad.

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Salon.com
MAY 1, 2009 12:18AM

Open Call - Two Truths, One lie

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I once dislocated my shoulder while rollerblading down the ramp of an elevated parking garage.

I saw an angel when I was five years old.

I was almost expelled from high school for smoking pot but the school board called a special meeting and changed its "no tolerance" drug rule specifically to allow me to accept a suspension instead of an expulsion because I had won the state Latin contest and it was in the school's brochure.

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These are tough ones. But I will go by the first one as the lie.
was it the Parking Can Be Fun garage?

despite all the excellent detail - or perhaps because of it - i'm going with #3.
you seem like you would have been a real wild child so im' going with #2 as the not true. but this is well done. it's veyr hard to guess. love love love
Interesting! So far, one of each.
The last one made me laugh out loud. It's such a rich, long and funny sentence. I want to believe you saw and angel...so therefore, it's number 1 which is the lie. And please tell your angel story soon, if you haven't already.
I'll go with number one.
I'll go with three knowing how school boards feel about Satan/Pot. :-D
Number three is the lie. If you were a football player, maybe. But a school making a special exception for a Latin contest winner? Nah.
so which was the lie?
Me says #2. Five year olds have prolific imaginations.
~R~