I once dislocated my shoulder while rollerblading down the ramp of an elevated parking garage.
I saw an angel when I was five years old.
I was almost expelled from high school for smoking pot but the school board called a special meeting and changed its "no tolerance" drug rule specifically to allow me to accept a suspension instead of an expulsion because I had won the state Latin contest and it was in the school's brochure.


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despite all the excellent detail - or perhaps because of it - i'm going with #3.
~R~