MARCH 16, 2009 7:22PM

Was Levi Johnston just out for a little poon tang?

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We recently learned that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston won't be entering into holy matrimony.  Pity.

We also learned from Johnston's sister that Bristol thinks that Levi shouldn't spend much time with the baby because she doesn't want him to be influenced by white trash.  Sounds like true love to me.

 Am I alone in thinking that maybe ole Levi really is the redneck he claimes to be, and that his interest in Bristol was really just for a little poon tang?  This begs a rather obvious question:  in addition to his new wardrobe, did the RNC also pay him for his role playing during the campaign?  I'm wondering why the reporters who are following the saga of Bristol and Levi haven's asked this question.

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