Vatican City

 April 23, 2010

In a departure from previous papal policy, the Pope has issued an edict to all loyal Catholics declaring it their duty to kill "any and all persons, entities, companies, and organizations that publicly criticize, demean, or embarrass the Pope, Jesus Christ, Th… Read full post »

Red State, USA

In a move to solidify its base, The Tea Party Movement has adopted the Confederate flag as its official symbol.

 "We felt that it was important to come up with a symbol that expressed what our movement is really about. And after reviewing many submissions, it became… Read full post »

Washington, DC

In a move which is sending shock waves throughout religious communities across the country, the Obama administration has added The Vatican to its list of terrorist organizations.

 Citing the tsunami of evidence indicating that those at the highest level of the organization… Read full post »

Austin, TX

In a 10 to 5 vote, the Texas Board of Education changed the dimensionality of the Earth. In a reversal of what was widely considered to be scientific fact, the board has eliminated the planet's third dimension.

 "This whole 'Earth is round' nonsense is another one of those… Read full post »

Washington, DC

In a move which many pundits cite as a thawing of relations between the Obama Administration and Republican congressional leaders, Republican House leader John Boehner and Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell, presented the president with keys to a brand new Toyota Camry in a… Read full post »

As the date of an impending health care reform summit quickly approaches, the Republican caucus has added fresh demands that it claims must be met before negotiations with the White House can even begin.

 Speaking to the White House press corps this morning, House Minority Leader John Boehn… Read full post »

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