I read in the paper that Facebook bought instagram for $1 billion. I wasn’t sure what Instagram was so I looked it up. It turns out that it’s nothing more than a photo sharing phone application. The company has thirteen fucking employees! Thirteen! One- Three! 1-3! That works out to a… Read full post »

The next thing I know we had rented an apartment together situated in a little canyon along Mission Hills. The street to get to it was long and winding and if you were driving in one direction and another car was coming from the other than one of you would have… Read full post »

 the bad men with laser beams are coming to get me...... i leave my supply of stawberry froyo to the elderly ladies that live in the basement.... they have no teeth and the cold froyo feels good on their sore gums...... to my brother i leave the remains of the mummified… Read full post »

Who’s got control?

Is it me with my big dick wielding power and slaying the mindless cunts with my wretched humor and small time lines?

Is it that huge asshole with the car that we all covet and the job that forces him to wakeup hours before his body tells him… Read full post »

I woke up this morning feeling similar to how I’ve felt every other morning for the past few years which is uncertain, apathetic and yet cautiously optimistic for a future that isn’t so cloaked in malaise. I had slept through my alarm so I rushed through my morning routine. I opted… Read full post »

Snakesuit is Howard Goldstein’s baby. He birthed it from the recesses of his cerebrum. For months he kept his creation under lock and key in a fortress made of cast iron, deep in the forest. He fed it a steady diet of his wife’s casseroles which made the Snakesuit strong and… Read full post »

New Year’s was always my favorite holiday. No phony religious pretense, no chauvinistic displays of nationalism, no pressure to put together a clever costume, just fun. Also, I dig the clothes. Living in San Diego, one is rarely afforded the opportunity to dawn one’s best duds. It’s… Read full post »

 Elizabeth and I lay in bed. I was leaving for New York City the next day. I had to go for work. I was to be gone for a week. Things between us weren’t rotten but they weren’t right either. Something was just amiss. I hated the idea of leaving while… Read full post »

I was terribly hung-over in the morning and I couldn’t move, literally and figuratively. My right leg was stuck to the sheet and it hurt badly. I peeled off the heavy quilt to take a look. There was a blood stain on the top sheet two feet by two feet just… Read full post »

The drinking was becoming monotonous and my guts were starting to rot. The mornings generally got the worst of it which seems unfair becomes mornings should bring about fresh starts. But that general rule of thumb doesn’t apply to the drink. Drinking gives instant pleasure and delayed agony. Mo… Read full post »

It was Tuesday night, the night before New Year ’s Eve. Luke and Lauren, two young lovers had just arrived in Crested Butte, Co for a two day visit to Luke’s hometown. It was to be Lauren’s introduction to Luke’s family; a pretty big deal as far as new relationships are… Read full post »

It had been a long time coming. She had felt that she had been duped. She had given four years of herself to this man. Everything she had was tied up, knotted and hopelessly dependent on him. He had given her a good ride but it wasn’t enough. She wanted more.… Read full post »