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MARCH 1, 2015 10:25PM

REVELATION: The Unholy Trinity

The beast stood alone atop the highest hill, upholding the weight of ten thousand upon his shoulders. The sight caused furor near and far, drawing crowds who were amazed, and they said:"Behold! Who is like the beast? Who can conquer the beast?"

Wondrous of the secret/…

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I have a problem with lying. Or maybe I should say with wanting to lie. I'm more comfortable when I lie. That's why it seems I tell the truth when I lie and lie when I tell the truth. Part of this, certainly, is living in a/…

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JANUARY 23, 2015 4:31AM

Interview With The Assassin Q&A

"Have you ever taken anyone out for personal reasons?"

"Yes, about six years ago. I picked off my love Debby in a fit of rage."

"Can you tell us the thought process on that - and, uh, how not to piss you off?"


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JANUARY 22, 2015 10:11AM

Interview With The Assassin

The problem with not having a commitment to one's life is that one doesn't know how far one has gone until one has gone too far. And that always leaves an aftermath of destruction. Maybe that's what got me into this business. I've got nowhere else to/…

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I went to war to be her whore
By anger I had swore;
The edge blackness evermore,
Stars ending like the shore.

Only those who've seen the sight
Can ever know the fright;
Thrusting souls lost to light,
Place of no day or night.

Who controls the/
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JANUARY 20, 2015 11:50PM

A Day In The Life Of The Office

DECEMBER 13, 2014 8:50AM

Nightmare After Nightmare

I'm walking alongside a rural blacktop highway. The sky is grey, cloudy and bleak; unsustainable. I live in a world where you don't dare need anyone or they tell you, "I don't have time for you. I have my own life." Stranded and abandoned, I trudge ahead/…

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NOVEMBER 26, 2014 8:06PM

Heart Of The Beast

One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound,
but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled
with wonder and followed the beast.

Time kept running out

The stilled life of flowers left behind in the dark

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NOVEMBER 15, 2014 8:36PM

Don't they know our lives are Real?


OCTOBER 6, 2014 2:41AM

I Saw Fire In The Rain

I don't know what woke me up. It was in the deep of the night where you know things you don't want to know. I couldn't open my eyes more than halfway, my eyelids firmly resisting, already begrudging me what sight I had.

I noticed a/…

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Just the fiction, maam 
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On a planet in the far reaches of the galaxy sounded the Seven Horns, sending shock waves throughout the universe. The Sound-No-One-Wished-To-Hear was heard at last. "Beautiful! Our world is beautiful!" they lied and cried until their truth could not be denied. At that moment, life and/…

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JUNE 29, 2014 8:53AM

The Spy Who Cried In The Cold

Comes a time in every life when you're forced to re-assess. Circumstances of the extreme or the absurd give one pause to ponder. And God knows I'm in that circumstance now.

I'm hiding within an impenetrable fortress of Gothic Germanic efficiency. This where the Third Reich/…

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APRIL 27, 2014 2:08AM

Jesus Walked On By

Now that I can see, what will 
I do without my SSI check?

I saw him do it for everyone else. Why not me?

"Hey, Jesus, wait up! I saw what you did for that blind guy back there. Does that mean/…

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MARCH 18, 2014 4:45AM

Right Before Your Eyes

There was no mistaking the panic in the frantic knocking at the front door. "You've got to let me in. I need a place to stay!"

"I can't do it. There's no room for you."

"You have to. I've got no place left to turn."/…

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FEBRUARY 25, 2014 3:59AM

Reversal Of Misfortune

"Oh, it's you. What are you doing with that?"

Those were the last words I ever spoke. The shotgun did its job with a single, booming blast. I shouldn't have answered the door but I was too lonely not to. The universe seeks out its balance/…

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FEBRUARY 2, 2014 8:13PM

Tears Of The Twilight Child


Twilight Child
Run for the sky;
Storms on the ground
Are rushing nigh.

Parental plotting
Stole the future;
Search for healing
But find no suture.

Dogs of war
Have cut their leash;
No fortress built
They cannot breach.

Dark witches glee
In unholy book;
Plant dead/
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JANUARY 27, 2014 10:12PM

Entering The Valley Of Lost Souls

"He will bring them death - and they will love him for it."
- Ancient prophesy

Running away has a price - a very high price, costing you everything - and everyone - you love. It does not matter how justified you thought that/…

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JANUARY 12, 2014 6:03AM

Tommy Maroney Is A Dead Wiseguy Now

Every day is a fight for survival for me. In the shadow of your laughter stream my tears. I know who you are but you do not - nor will you know in my lifetime. My pleas are like snowflakes falling on hot pavement, evaporating without impact. The/…

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DECEMBER 4, 2013 1:07AM

My Brother's Keeper

Too late the morning
Flower frozen in night ice,
Grieving garden's sun.

"What's this supposed to mean?"

"It's a haiku."

"Need I remind you I'm the warden and you're the prisoner? Do you want to come clean on this/…

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DECEMBER 1, 2013 11:55PM

A Tale Of Two Outlaws

This will sound crazy but it all started with me thieving this penknife. Still got it, I do. But me whole life went down the toilet in a chain reaction. I was just a kid then but even so I didn't see no future in dark Liverpool./…

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NOVEMBER 26, 2013 11:45PM

Shotgun Divorce

"I think what I'm going to do is shoot her."

"Shoot her?? But why?"

"Because it's like I'm on a frying pan getting fried alive and I'm going out of my mind!"

"Shooting her won't help that. It will only make it worse."

"How do you/…

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Listen mindless and you will fear
The heedless ride of Fall Severe,
"Enemy plans heard in my ear!
"Better fight or you're a queer!"

Missiles launch from churchly steeple
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NOVEMBER 14, 2013 1:30AM

"Ya Dum Fukk!"

"I's sorry. Time for me to go now. Massa gotta beat me."

"Beat you!? Why would you let him beat you?"

"That jus' the way it is. Massa da boss. Ain't you a been 'round?"

"Well, yeah. That's why I know you can't let/…

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NOVEMBER 10, 2013 4:25PM

A Traveler Of Both Time And Space

"Stop here! Put it down right here!"

The helicopter deftly landed on a sandy dune deep in the Great Desert. It was a dangerous maneuver but these were men on an historic mission. Satellite underground imaging had indicated an ancient lost city at these coordinates and thoughts o/…

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