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AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent

AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent
Location
Manhattan,
Birthday
April 01
Title
Greenwich Village Idiot
Company
Flying Circus
Bio
Pleased to meet you! Won't you guess my name?; Pope's unacknowledged bastard child; Only man to ever arm-wrestle a Wookie and win

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NOVEMBER 15, 2014 8:36PM

Don't they know our lives are Real?

[IT'S THE YEAR 6066 IN THE FINAL CENTURY OF THE SOON TO BE EXTINCT ALPHA CENTAURI OUTPOST. UNEARTHED FROM THE RUINS IS THE JOURNAL OF ONE SOUL WHO WATCHED HIS PLANET SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL INTO A CONSUMING MADNESS OF DOOM. SLOWLY, A PORTRAIT IS PAINTED OF GREED, MYOPIC MANIA ANDRead full post »

OCTOBER 6, 2014 2:41AM

I Saw Fire In The Rain


I don't know what woke me up. It was in the deep of the night where you know things you don't want to know. I couldn't open my eyes more than halfway, my eyelids firmly resisting, already begrudging me what sight I had.

I noticed a/…

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Just the fiction, maam 
 From: AGENT ERICK BOLT (erickbolt@ic.fbi.gov) Microsoft SmartScreen classified this message as junk.Sent:Wed 9/03/14 11:22 PMTo:erickbolt@ic.fbi.gov
                               
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On a planet in the far reaches of the galaxy sounded the Seven Horns, sending shock waves throughout the universe. The Sound-No-One-Wished-To-Hear was heard at last. "Beautiful! Our world is beautiful!" they lied and cried until their truth could not be denied. At that moment, life and/…

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JUNE 29, 2014 8:53AM

The Spy Who Cried In The Cold


Comes a time in every life when you're forced to re-assess. Circumstances of the extreme or the absurd give one pause to ponder. And God knows I'm in that circumstance now.

I'm hiding within an impenetrable fortress of Gothic Germanic efficiency. This where the Third Reich/…

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APRIL 27, 2014 2:08AM

Jesus Walked On By

Now that I can see, what will 
I do without my SSI check?

I saw him do it for everyone else. Why not me?

"Hey, Jesus, wait up! I saw what you did for that blind guy back there. Does that mean/…

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MARCH 18, 2014 4:45AM

Right Before Your Eyes


There was no mistaking the panic in the frantic knocking at the front door. "You've got to let me in. I need a place to stay!"

"I can't do it. There's no room for you."

"You have to. I've got no place left to turn."/…

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FEBRUARY 25, 2014 3:59AM

Reversal Of Misfortune


"Oh, it's you. What are you doing with that?"

Those were the last words I ever spoke. The shotgun did its job with a single, booming blast. I shouldn't have answered the door but I was too lonely not to. The universe seeks out its balance/…

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FEBRUARY 2, 2014 8:13PM

Tears Of The Twilight Child

Klyde29

Twilight Child
Run for the sky;
Storms on the ground
Are rushing nigh.

Parental plotting
Stole the future;
Search for healing
But find no suture.

Dogs of war
Have cut their leash;
No fortress built
They cannot breach.

Dark witches glee
In unholy book;
Plant dead/
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JANUARY 27, 2014 10:12PM

Entering The Valley Of Lost Souls


"He will bring them death - and they will love him for it."
- Ancient prophesy

Running away has a price - a very high price, costing you everything - and everyone - you love. It does not matter how justified you thought that/…

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JANUARY 12, 2014 6:03AM

Tommy Maroney Is A Dead Wiseguy Now


Every day is a fight for survival for me. In the shadow of your laughter stream my tears. I know who you are but you do not - nor will you know in my lifetime. My pleas are like snowflakes falling on hot pavement, evaporating without impact. The/…

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DECEMBER 4, 2013 1:07AM

My Brother's Keeper


Too late the morning
Flower frozen in night ice,
Grieving garden's sun.

"What's this supposed to mean?"

"It's a haiku."

"Need I remind you I'm the warden and you're the prisoner? Do you want to come clean on this/…

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DECEMBER 1, 2013 11:55PM

A Tale Of Two Outlaws


This will sound crazy but it all started with me thieving this penknife. Still got it, I do. But me whole life went down the toilet in a chain reaction. I was just a kid then but even so I didn't see no future in dark Liverpool./…

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NOVEMBER 26, 2013 11:45PM

Shotgun Divorce


"I think what I'm going to do is shoot her."

"Shoot her?? But why?"

"Because it's like I'm on a frying pan getting fried alive and I'm going out of my mind!"

"Shooting her won't help that. It will only make it worse."

"How do you/…

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Listen mindless and you will fear
The heedless ride of Fall Severe,
"Enemy plans heard in my ear!
"Better fight or you're a queer!"

Missiles launch from churchly steeple
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NOVEMBER 14, 2013 1:30AM

"Ya Dum Fukk!"


"I's sorry. Time for me to go now. Massa gotta beat me."

"Beat you!? Why would you let him beat you?"

"That jus' the way it is. Massa da boss. Ain't you a been 'round?"

"Well, yeah. That's why I know you can't let/…

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NOVEMBER 10, 2013 4:25PM

A Traveler Of Both Time And Space


"Stop here! Put it down right here!"

The helicopter deftly landed on a sandy dune deep in the Great Desert. It was a dangerous maneuver but these were men on an historic mission. Satellite underground imaging had indicated an ancient lost city at these coordinates and thoughts o/…

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"A world so lovely," she said dead,
Laying down her lovely head.
"Clear blue sky and shining stars
"With friendly killing near and far."

The corpulent king's mind does moan,
Wailing on unquestioned throne;
OCTOBER 17, 2013 12:31AM

The Problem With Entitlements

en·ti·tle·ment noun

The fact of having a right to something.

When I hear end-of-the-world ranting and raving about entitlements in this country and what harm they do to us I can't agree more with that assessment! Entitlements most certainly play a huge/…

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OCTOBER 11, 2013 1:55AM

Black Widow Bites


SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Autopsy results were returned today for Deborah Hanssen, aka the Black Widow Killer accused of poisoning each of her three husbands. Chemical analysis revealed Mrs. Hanssen died of the same poison she used on her spouses. The poison presumably was smuggled on her per… Read full post »
OCTOBER 4, 2013 2:27AM

Overhaulin' The Soul


fghh 
What a guy!

Braswell. That's all anybody called him. "Bastard Braswell", "Old man Braswell", "Braswell the butthead". No one ever had much use for him nor he them. Hell, I think even his kids called him Braswell. They couldn't wait to get out of that/…

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OCTOBER 3, 2013 1:23AM

Inequality For All (Film Review)


"Inequality For All" is the name of the new movie hosted by Robert Reich. It's a shocking film in some respects but nothing is more shocking than the simple fact it will fade into existence without ever being heard. Part of this is because without wanting to/…

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OCTOBER 2, 2013 1:21AM

Sex Before Battle Is Hawt!


Famous Artist Denigrates War!

Notorious artist AndNowForSomethingCompletelyIndifferent caused an uproar with his latest photo staging designed to "break the taboo of mixing sex and war". Labeled "incredibly sexist", "appallingly disrespectful" and "borderline treasonous" by its critics, t… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 30, 2013 2:17AM

Dances With Muslims

[Another in the annals of my weird dreams]


LesbianMonk was Alex's screen name. It still makes me laugh. Alex was an internet friend I never got to meet in real life but always wished I did. He lived in Canada when I knew him but his place of… Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 24, 2013 2:00AM

Back In The U.S.S.R.!


"There was a time when we thought anything was possible. It was like walking in the clouds and the chains of the world had dropped off. So intoxicating was this dream of dreams! I thought my heart would burst open.

But it was the devil's mask that/
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