ANDREA HIGBIE
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Andrea Higbie
- Location
- Dallas, Texas, USA
- Birthday
- August 07
- Bio
- I'm a writer, and a geographical transplant, from New York to Dallas, y'all.
MY RECENT POSTS
- 'Real Housewives of New
Jersey' Mixed With 'Mad Men'
May 07, 2012 06:08PM - 'Real Housewives of NJ':
Candlestick, 1; Juicy Joe, 0
April 30, 2012 01:53AM - 'Real Housewives': The New
Jersey Devils
April 23, 2012 06:11AM - Kathy Griffin, the D-List Is
Calling
April 20, 2012 12:11AM - Who's the Boss? 'The Real
Brats of California'
April 15, 2012 11:29PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “And answers!
1.
No, Andy Cohen is.
2.
Unexplained!
3. Yes, he
curses and breaks
the…”
May 07, 2012 06:36PM - “Swell post! You captured
everything
perfectly.
Working
with Ruth Reichl at The
Ne…”
May 02, 2012 08:10PM - “I love your piece! It's
so true!”
April 30, 2012 02:38AM - “Hi Kate,
I
know!
Almost makes me
want to hit the boxed wine --
hard.
A”
April 20, 2012 12:42PM - “I was fully expecting
something else, and so glad it
was
cupcakes
instead!
Funny
p…”
March 21, 2012 07:55PM
Andrea Higbie's Links
MAY 7, 2012 6:08PM
'Real Housewives of New Jersey' Mixed With 'Mad Men'
By ANDREA HIGBIE
If we could cross "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" with
"Mad Men," all would be well for Lauren Manzo.
"I hate," the 24 year old said last night on "Real
Housewives," "I hate the way I look."
That's an extra 40 pounds of hate… Read full post »
APRIL 30, 2012 1:59AM
'Real Housewives of NJ': Candlestick, 1; Juicy Joe, 0
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Since there are no christenings scheduled this season, "The Real
Housewives of New Jersey" turned to poker last night to juice up
the action.
And a big OW for Joe Giudice. Thanks iron candlestick!
The tale of Joe's black eye and bloody… Read full post »
APRIL 23, 2012 6:11AM
'Real Housewives': The New Jersey Devils
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Theology and Bravo normally don't mix, but the most important
question last night on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" premiere
was, "Who's the devil?"
Is it Caroline Manzo, who has left behind her tough "yuh mess wit'
my fambly, and yuh messin' wit' me" personality… Read full post »
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Sorry, Kathy. No self-respecting gay guy, let alone most
anybody else, is going to watch your new talk show.
In its premiere last night on Bravo, Kathy Griffin's hourlong
show called, appropriately enough, "Kathy," lacked the usual pop
and sizzle of her specials, her "L
… Read full post »
APRIL 16, 2012 8:44AM
Who's the Boss? 'The Real Brats of California'
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Who's the boss? Apparently, the brats are.
These brats are 24 and 21, and while they give their parents a run for the money in the immaturity department they're worse than most kids just a quarter their age.
On "Big Rich Texas" -- I know, I know, but… Read full post »
MARCH 19, 2012 4:40AM
'Shahs of Sunset' Bitching and Biting in Vegas
By ANDREA HIGBIE
I've
spent all week in a scalding shower, but nothing I could do would
rinse away the memories of the "Shahs of Sunset" premiere last
Sunday. So I went ahead last night and turned the TV back on,
toweling off and then throwing it in.
… Read full post »
MARCH 1, 2012 9:25AM
'Top Chef: Texas' Winner Takes the Cake
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Like the song that never ends, "Top Chef: Texas" took its time
getting to the finale. And at long last, last night the
winner finally, finally, finally won, scores of meals and an
abundance of agita later.
The show, the ninth season of "Top Chef" on… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 29, 2012 9:19AM
Bitching as Fast as They Can
The mother of all stage mothers, Jill,
stormed out of Abby Lee Miller's dance studio to defect to the
enemy: Cathy's Candy Apples. Hell to pay all around
Pittsburgh on "Dance Moms" last night.
"You should be on probation!" Jill
screamed at Abby.
FEBRUARY 28, 2012 10:46PM
IT'S THE BOMB! By Paul Higbie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4gubh8q7zg/
FEBRUARY 21, 2012 4:01PM
'Bethenny' Time, With Time for Bethenny
By
ANDREA HIGBIE
Poor Bethenny Frankel. She's just like you and me. Or,
as her erstwhile "Real Housewives of New York" colleagues would
say, you and I.
Yes, here she is, stuck in the swamp of her second year of
marriage, a handful of reality shows… Read full post »
JANUARY 30, 2012 11:43AM
WASH YOUR HANDS!
![[headshot]](http://ucbcomedy.cachefly.net/ucbcomedy/img/talent/2114/normal.jpg)
Paul performs on Harold Night with his team Mr. Crime. He
also improvises with indie teams Get Paid and Weekend of
Regret.Paul took his first improv class in June of 2008. He has benefited from teaching by Gavin Speiller, David Siegel, Kevin Hines, Brian Faas, Shannon O'Neill, Dru/
JANUARY 30, 2012 11:43AM
WASH YOUR HANDS!
Paul performs on Harold Night with his team Mr. Crime. He
also improvises with indie teams Get Paid and Weekend of
Regret.Paul took his first improv class in June of 2008. He has benefited from teaching by Gavin Speiller, David Siegel, Kevin Hines, Brian Faas, Shannon O'Neill, Dru/
JANUARY 30, 2012 2:22AM
WHO'S LOOKIN' OUT FOR YOU?
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Save For A Prayer - YouTube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWXb8P3oA3QDec 13, 2011 - 2 min - Uploaded by StentorianMusin
… Read full post »
JANUARY 11, 2012 4:09AM
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Goes Hawaiian Punch Drunk
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Well, of course Bravo sent "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
cast to Hawaii. What better place for romance, for a shot or
10 of bitchiness, for endless puns? And what with Bravo's
waste-not, want-not production methods, there's room and then some
for
JANUARY 2, 2012 7:16AM
A Resolution Revolution, Y'All, in a Texas Paradise
Things are different around here this January. Starting with
my resolutions. I gave it all a test run starting January 1, 2011,
and this year I'm going one better.
My Resolution Revolution happens today -- Jan. 2, 2012 -- and it's
for good, for very… Read full post »
DECEMBER 24, 2011 1:07AM
'Top Chef: Texas,' Hot Bitching, Bacon and 'Marmalade'
By
ANDREA HIGBIE
Last
night we went to Austin.
I say
"we" because despite my best intentions, I've become involved with
"Top Chef: Texas," the show and its contestants.
DECEMBER 21, 2011 12:05AM
'Real Housewives': Friends Don't Sue Friends. Or Do They?
By ANDREA
HIGBIE
… Read full post »Dr.
Paul has been nipping and tucking his way across the troubled brows
of the Beverly Hills drama queens, letting his work do its own show
and tell on display for an hour each Monday night lately, boosting
his financially shaky practice.
The
ladies (the
NOVEMBER 22, 2011 9:07AM
'Real Housewives': The Woman Who Mistook a Bridge for a Ship
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Kim Richards is loving her new life, so head-over-heels is she for her very own John Wayne Gacy, the clown who waited at her mailbox to capture her heart. He could barely wait to take her home with him,
… Read full post »Kim Richards is loving her new life, so head-over-heels is she for her very own John Wayne Gacy, the clown who waited at her mailbox to capture her heart. He could barely wait to take her home with him,
NOVEMBER 18, 2011 10:01PM
'Top Chef: Texas': Snakes on a Plate
By
ANDREA HIGBIE
When
last night's "Top Chef:Texas" neared its end, a bit of my soul went
with it.
I
was stunned, shocked, fairly nauseated, and, I confess, I still am.
Had the milk of human kindness not run so woefully dry, as it
did in
NOVEMBER 15, 2011 10:40PM
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills': Tea Party Torture
By ANDREA
HIGBIE
I can speak only for myself, but when
I'm in the mood to annihilate someone, I throw a tea party. Yes,
that's exactly what I do, haul out dozens of tiny cucumber
sandwiches, neatly slicing off the crusts, and put out some
delectable sweets,
NOVEMBER 14, 2011 9:05AM
'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills': I Hear Dead People
By ANDREA HIGBIE
The best thing about Kyle's séance last
Monday on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" was that Allison
DuBois wasn't there.
The electronic-cigarette puffing psychic Allison
memorably played Camille Grammer's wingthing (neither wingman nor
wingwoman, this practit
… Read full post »By ANDREA
HIGBIE
When I moved to Texas five years ago,
I was pleasantly surprised by the food. It wasn't just
bigger, as I expected, given the Everything's Bigger in Texas
line, but it was better than I expected as well.
Especially
NOVEMBER 4, 2011 1:02PM
'Real Housewives': Kim's Secret! She's Mrs. Gay Mailman!
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Kim's
got a secret. She's in love with a gay mailman, and guess what! She
married him!
Kim, get
a grip. First of all, a secret's not a secret when you tell it on
national TV. Second, all through Season One you… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 3, 2011 3:05PM
'Top Chef': Cooking Large in the Lone Star State
By ANDREA
HIGBIE
When I moved to Texas five years ago,
I was pleasantly surprised by the food. It wasn't just
bigger, as I expected, given the Everything's Bigger in Texas
line, but it was better than I expected as well.
Especially after my introduction
NOVEMBER 1, 2011 6:32PM
'Real Housewives': Kim's New Secret! She's Mrs. Gay Mailman!
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Kim's
got a secret. She's in love with a gay mailman, and guess what! She
married him!
Kim, get
a grip. First of all, a secret's not a secret when you tell it on
national TV. Second, all through Season
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