ANDREA HIGBIE
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Andrea Higbie
- Location
- Dallas, Texas, USA
- Birthday
- August 07
- Bio
- I'm a writer, and a geographical transplant, from New York to Dallas, y'all.
MY RECENT POSTS
- I Gave My Blood for Barack
Obama
November 05, 2012 02:55PM - I Gave My Blood for Barack
Obama
November 05, 2012 12:18PM - 'Real Housewives of NY': Foot
in the White Trash Mouth
September 13, 2012 05:55AM - 'Real Housewives of NY': Fear
and Loathing on St. Barts
September 04, 2012 10:54PM - Brandi Glanville, 1; Le Ann
Rimes, 0, and Owing Amends
August 30, 2012 10:44AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Funny! Love
it.
Good thing it's
nearly Halloween!
I
use a straw in my coffee --
b…”
September 17, 2012 02:02PM - “This is so interesting!
Thank you for posting
it!
rated”
September 17, 2012 01:55PM - “When they began to
believe they were
famous.”
September 16, 2012 06:54PM - “Wow -- wonderful piece,
horrible
situation.
I'm
pulling for you, wishing and
hopin…”
September 15, 2012 06:22PM - “Great idea!
My
favorite trippy tune is "White
Rabbit."
R for
rave
Andrea”
September 15, 2012 06:18PM
Andrea Higbie's Links
FEBRUARY 22, 2011 8:09AM
For the Guy With Nothing Extra
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Worried
about your lack of facial hair? And you're not Teresa
Guidice?
Feeling
a tad insecure because you just can't get a full, bushy survivalist
beard to cover the bottom half of your face? That your whiskers
that manage to loiter lazily in for
… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 16, 2011 9:57PM
'RHBH' Breaking Hearts and Losing Minds
By ANDREA
HIGBIE
… Read full post »Last night, Bravo gave us the gift of delusion, letting us pretend -- for a brief
FEBRUARY 16, 2011 10:16AM
'Real Housewives': Drama Queens Break Legs, Someti Their Own
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Last night Bravo gave us the gift of illusion, letti
FEBRUARY 16, 2011 10:15AM
'Real Housewives': Drama Queens Break Legs, Someti Their Own
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Last night Bravo gave us the gift of illusion, letti
FEBRUARY 16, 2011 10:15AM
'Real Housewives': Drama Queens Break Legs, Someti Their Own
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Last night Bravo gave us the gift of illusion, letti
FEBRUARY 16, 2011 10:13AM
'Real Housewives': Drama Queens Break Legs, Often Their Own
FEBRUARY 16, 2011 10:08AM
'Real Housewives': Drama Queens Break Legs, Often Their Own
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Last night Bravo gave us the gift of
FEBRUARY 5, 2011 4:17PM
Breaking 'Housewives' News: Camille May Join NYC Cast
By ANDREA HIGBIE
From the Departments of She Who Laughs Last, Laughs Most; Laughing All the Way to the Bank, and Who's Sorry Now:
It turns out that Camille Donatacci Grammer, supreme villain of Bravo's "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," is doing… Read full post »
FEBRUARY 4, 2011 4:29PM
'Housewives Reunion': Blame Games, Lying Games and Delusions
By ANDREA HIGBIE
The Blame Game was the hit of Tuesday
night’s “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
reunion, and there was enough so that everybody could
play.
It was an evening of backstabbing, bullying
and burglars’ balls, on the usual
“Housewives”… Read full post »
A Letter From Your
Biggest Fan, Andrea Higbie:
Dear Camille, Kyle,
Taylor, Kim, Lisa and Adrienne,
We've been through a lot together -- the lying, the fighting, the
divorcing, the secret-keeping and, naturally,/
… Read full post »
By ANDREA HIGBIE
So, what'll it be, President Obama's State of the Union Message or
Joan Rivers's new reality show? The President may be historic,
sure, but Rivers is a legend. And what becomes a legend most?
Telling Howard Stern that while "we used to have
By ANDREA
HIGBIE
As
sure as night follows day, as spring follows
winter, it's
a brand-new week and there's a brand-new Kardashian reality show to
greet it. This one is called "Kourtney and Kim Take New York," like
a "Muppets Take Manhattan," but much hairier.
And their momager,
… Read full post »
By ANDREA HIGBIE
It has been a long 13 weeks slogging through "The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills." The fighting, the shopping, the parties, the
secrets. The breakups. For Camille Grammer, it's all been bliss.
But for the rest of us -- Camille's captive TV audience,
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Camille, Camille, Camille! Did you learn nothing from "The
Art of War," that Chinese classic on military strategy? You know,
the sixth century B.C. book you were carrying around with you to
scare all the other gals on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,"
all
… Read full post »
JANUARY 14, 2011 8:52AM
Camille's Day of Reckoning
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Camille, Camille, Camille!
Did you learn nothing from "The Art of War," that Chinese
classic on military strategy? You know, the sixth century
B.C. book you were carrying around with you to scare all the other
gals on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,"
all… Read full post »
JANUARY 14, 2011 8:52AM
Camille's Day of Reckoning
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Camille, Camille, Camille!
Did you learn nothing from "The Art of War," that Chinese
classic on military strategy? You know, the sixth century
B.C. book you were carrying around with you to scare all the other
gals on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,"
all… Read full post »
JANUARY 1, 2011 4:05PM
All Kim Kardashian, All the Time
By ANDREA HIGBIE
This
story was going to be about my New Year's resolution, keeping away
from the Kardashians.
I was
going to tell you all about finding myself sucked into the maw of
this family, this giddy, gaudy fame-whorish world run like a boot
camp for
… Read full post »By ANDREA HIGBIE
My
mother was no slave to the holiday oven. I cannot recall any guests
at our table for Thanksgiving dinner, nor can I remember there ever
being a Thanksgiving dinner.
She had
nothing against Thanksgiving. She just didn't want to do it. And so
we
By ANDREA HIGBIE
My
mother was no slave to the holiday oven. I cannot recall any guests
at our table for Thanksgiving dinner, nor can I remember there ever
being a Thanksgiving dinner.
She had
nothing against Thanksgiving. She just didn't want to do it. And so
we
NOVEMBER 18, 2010 7:36AM
Matches Made in Hell
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Oh, my God, Patti Stanger. Life's not going well for you, is it? Your engagement is kaput. Your employee Chelsea Autumn dumped you, starting her own matchmaking company, Queen of Hearts.
Your own Queen of Mean tirade at a stylist recently made the video rounds and… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 5, 2010 5:31AM
TV Recap: Vanilla Ice Ventures Upstairs, Episode 5
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Vanilla Ice's stage these days is an
empty 7,000-square-foot house. While this may not seem as sexy as
his concert stops back in the early 90's, it does promise to last
longer. And with last night's episode of "The Vanilla Ice Project,"
the fifth, on… Read full post »
OCTOBER 29, 2010 6:35AM
TV Recap: "The Fairy Jobmother," With Wand?
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Shawn and Michelle Aughe are not
living the American Dream.
The young couple, who married
two months after meeting each
other, have two small children and live in Hanford, Calif., in the
San Joaquin Valley.
OCTOBER 29, 2010 5:44AM
TV Recap: Vanilla Ice in the Kitchen
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Last night, Vanilla Ice
conquered the kitchen. Like the rest of the 7,000-square-foot Palm
Beach, Fla., house he's renovating for TV and real life, the
kitchen was one big nothing, trashed and stripped bare by its
previous owners.
He bought the tax-lien
property at auction… Read full post »
OCTOBER 27, 2010 9:55AM
"Millionaire Matchmaker" Photos
Patti
Stanger with Christopher Manzo, left, and Albie
Manzo, on "Millionaire Matchmaker" last night. Read full post »
OCTOBER 27, 2010 7:36AM
TV Recap: "Millionaire Matchmaker" Sets Up Manzo Boys
By ANDREA HIGBIE
Worlds collided last night when
Patti Stanger, the loud dominatrix of "The Millionaire Matchmaker,"
took on the case of hot Albie and the less hot Christopher, sons of
that loud dominatrix mama, Caroline Manzo of "The Real Housewives
of New Jersey."
What a Bravo
Ann Nichols
Deborah Méndez Wilson
Steven Axelrod
Pam Malone
Lucinda Bliss
Nick Leshi
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