I must admit that Lonnie Lazar made me name this the Markitty de Sade ...

I don't think I'll be able to look at a piece of almond rocha without picturing your doggy going at it with hungry abandonment. Considering how my love life has been lately (picture Death Valley scattered with bleached bones here and there) and least you got some. I envy you!

Uhm ... wow.

(I never thought I would EVER say this, but ... )

I will trade my cannibalistic pussy for your boney desert love life ...

?

" Except that he was eating freshly laid cat poop. "

Nummy!!

;)

But yeah, any pussy is good pussy.

Wait, what?

:)

Tink - you are still fired. I have not seen ANY mention of Dr. Pepper anywhere lately ...

my late great yellow Lab good willa hunting also loved to eat fresh cat shit. i have similar feeligns about almond roca. :) my lost cat, p.kitty (his rap names were Little Meow Meow and Notorious C.A.T.) would become quite affectionate sometimes too. it was eery. my kitty Thelma of Thelma and Louise was known to find the sound of a vibrator similar to purring. so many pussies, so little time. love love lvoe and gratitude

my late great yellow Lab good willa hunting also loved to eat fresh cat shit. i have similar feeligns about almond roca. :) my lost cat, p.kitty (his rap names were Little Meow Meow and Notorious C.A.T.) would become quite affectionate sometimes too. it was eery. my kitty Thelma of Thelma and Louise was known to find the sound of a vibrator similar to purring. so many pussies, so little time. love love lvoe and gratitude

"I got some pussy"

you slut
and I mean that as a highest compliment

i love weird pets; they're so much cooler than boring ones. we had a choose-you cat once, Kitty Alice, who used to ... not now; it's too early. and thanks for the lifetime ban on almond rocha. didn't need *those* calories.

I have a cat that is a licker too and what is it with those dogs aand those 'snickers' bars?

Dogs are dogs for a reason. Rated.

Great post, great title! Thanks Lonnie, and you, of course. My dog is a face licker. Or was..,
R~

I've never seen a dog who didn't enjoy "cat biscuits." I won't gross you out with other things I've seen . . .

For the record, "Cannabalistic Pussy" is the name of my new album, dropping December 9. It's all traditional Christmas songs.

Teddy - "Little Meow Meow and Notorious C.A.T." I just about peed myself reading this. Heehee! (And there's a reason I lock the boys out of the room when Mr. BOB comes out to play.)

Brain - aw, garsh, you shouldn't've!

Femme - you cannot tease like that. Now I HAVE to know what Kitty Alice did.

Michael - something about the extra protein in cat poop? Maybe?

OE - true, dat.

Scanner - heh heh. Glad I could help with the face licking issue.

Owl - I'm going to share some of the comments my friends have made about weird animal stuff below. Please, feel free to share.

Sheldon - is that for the ... oh, crap ... Wonderhorse Orchestra? (My brain has gone up and broke on me.)

And now, for your edification, some snippets from my friends:

* My dog ate a used tampon from the trash once and it was hilarious watching him poo it out.

* when i was living with my parents, my dog dragged my vibrator under my sisters bed and tore the thing up. and then my dad heard it going off and found it... yeah...

* I have something worse. (Of course). Saw my friend Amy's friend's dog eat a turd out of her cat's litterbox, then throw it up, then EAT THAT. Blllaarrrgghhhh!!! Dogs are kinda dumb that way. Hump, eat, poop, hump eat, poop. Kinda like people!!

* LOL...doggie Tootsie Rolls! I saw the cutest Chow in a pet store window one time...cute until he started eating a turd right from another dogs ass like soft freeze icecream straight from the machine. Aaaaaarrgghh!!!

The dog part of the story reminds me of an office holiday party several years ago. One of the younger partners, whose sense of humor is a bit twisted, brought something for the office bake-off: fudge rolls served in a tray of Grape Nuts. Visualize that. It resembled a loaded kitty litter box. Who says that lawyers don't have a sense of humor?

How did I miss this?
Good for you... and the cat.
Enjoyed this very much.

Rated.

Seriously snorting coffee over here! This is great!

Rated for kitty madness!