So, a couple or three nights back, Lena said, "Ole, take a couple of dem little blue pills.
Ole said, "But on da bottle it sais ya take just one pill." Lena sighed, "I can tell ya, if da normal guys out dere need one, you need two."
So Ole grunted and took down two of da pills. Now, if ya don't know what happened next, I ain't gonna tell ya.
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Four hours later, Ole tapped Lena on her shoulder.
He said, "Lena, dear, Little Thor down dere, he's still standing up and he won't sit down. I think I remember hearing something about dis on dat add dey kept repeating on all dem Packers games. I read da label and it said I gotta go see da doctor right away!"
Lena grabbed the phone from Ole's hand and said, "No way, Casanova, if Dr. Amy ain't gettin enough, let her good-for-nuttin husband Sven get his own pills."
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John - The same thing happened to me from about ages 12 to 14.
lHB - Ole and Lena, it's not a time nor a place, it's a state of mind.
In the UK some of the party gals take them with vodka - bad move.
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Creekend - You had me! I actually tried to find that link on Wikipedia. BTW - Scandanavians here seem to have evolved differently that their cousins who figured out how to stay in Europe without starving. I worked on a project with some folks from Denmark and found them to be nothing like AMerican Scandanavians. A generation of winters in a sod hut can make culture grim.
AK - Your graphic is great.
Lezlie