Anthony Elmore
- Location
- Atlanta, Georgia, USA
- Birthday
- May 05
- Company
- www.barelyok.com
- Bio
- Anthony Elmore writes from his home in Roswell, Georgia. He’s a blood relation to Lincoln assassin John Wilkes Booth and has huge mutant big toes. He’s only proud of one of those distinctions. He suffers from a rare, yet uncategorized psychological condition where he is unable to pass a mirror or any reflective surface without making a funny face.
He is a lover of fine storytelling, history, silly jokes, books, Legos and spicy foods. He’s married to Anna, whom he depends on to keep his posture and his outlook upright.
His opinions on politics, religion and culture have forever excused him from jury duty, town meetings and most social events. He keeps a blog where he posts short “Odes to Found Objects”, opinions, observations and notes on the writing life at http://www.barelyok.com.
He’s nears completion of The Rapture Express, a young adult novel set in 1976 which blends KISS, pecan logs, Christians and Huggy Bear. He'll let you know once it’s finished.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Terrible Minds Flash Fiction
Challenge – Over the Top
Pulp Insanity
May 11, 2012 10:34AM - Terrible Minds Flash Fiction
Challenge: Random Title
Generator
April 27, 2012 10:38AM - My Food Revolution
April 17, 2012 09:43AM - Netbook pas cher chez Samsung
April 16, 2012 09:04AM - Ipad 3 est une tablette
tactile d’Apple
April 16, 2012 08:42AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Yep. Given that PayPal
is a private business, they
can do
whatever they like.
So…”
March 11, 2012 11:35AM - “You should consider
ePublishing. I know many
writers want
acceptance from
the NYC…”
May 23, 2011 01:10PM - “@tinkertink: Yes, I know
all. Your crushes. Where you
kept
your stash. Your
Spand…”
April 10, 2011 05:17PM - “Blue: That would require
courage and will, which the
Dems
haven't had in a long
w…”
November 04, 2010 12:40PM - “To survive, and to see a
2012 victory, the GOP will
have to
focus on Jobs,
Jobs,…”
November 04, 2010 11:30AM
Anthony Elmore's Links
- New list
- Diabetic in Candyland
- Editor’s Pick
- 776 Views
- 5 Comments
Obama: End Pharmacological Apartheid
JANUARY 10, 2009 3:50PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 1066 Views
- 5 Comments
Surfing the Recession
DECEMBER 22, 2008 4:02PM EST
- 1128 Views
- 16 Comments
Standing up to a bully - Peter the Stalker aka Kalvin aka
FEBRUARY 3, 2009 8:08AM EST
- 1796 Views
- 9 Comments
What Happens in Amsterdam Stains in Amsterdam
FEBRUARY 24, 2009 9:39PM EST
- Editor’s Pick
- 1057 Views
- 15 Comments
They Drew Genitals on My Face
JANUARY 26, 2009 8:35PM EST
- 1288 Views
- 11 Comments
Its a vagina, Sulemen, not an ATM.
FEBRUARY 3, 2009 8:53AM EST
- 578 Views
- 8 Comments
It's not a glass ceiling anymore. Its a steel plate.
FEBRUARY 28, 2009 10:00AM EST
- 1162 Views
- 6 Comments
Farting in Church
JANUARY 24, 2009 9:11PM EST
- 668 Views
- 9 Comments
Going Independent and Growing Wings on the Way Down
FEBRUARY 17, 2009 9:04AM EST
- 564 Views
- 5 Comments
IF YOU DON'T WANT THE G-D ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JANUARY 26, 2009 10:24AM EST
- 1749 Views
- 6 Comments
Kasey Kasem Loses It To U2 - Old School Remix
FEBRUARY 4, 2009 12:25PM EST
- 1294 Views
- 9 Comments
Crystal Clear Bong of Knowledge
FEBRUARY 9, 2009 11:45AM EST
- 738 Views
- 4 Comments
Diabetic in Candyland - Mungular on her Layoff
FEBRUARY 21, 2009 8:19PM EST
- 607 Views
- 6 Comments
Dreaming Prague
MARCH 10, 2009 3:22PM EDT
- 407 Views
- 11 Comments
10 Things the Recession Taught Me
MAY 13, 2010 1:01PM EDT
- 620 Views
- 11 Comments
End of the Affair: Breaking up with Libertarianism
OCTOBER 26, 2010 1:34PM EDT
- 1483 Views
- 7 Comments
Moldy Cheese or Babies - Which is Cuter?
JANUARY 23, 2009 9:37AM EST
- 631 Views
- 10 Comments
My 25: Like you really want to know
DECEMBER 28, 2008 5:03PM EST
- 622 Views
- 6 Comments
Its Nationl Git Loaded Befre Werk Day
JANUARY 27, 2009 4:34PM EST
- 1975 Views
- 2 Comments
Jim D. Adkisson Didn't Read Chomsky
FEBRUARY 10, 2009 2:25PM EST
- 395 Views
- 6 Comments
I'm Back..And this time I'm
JUNE 29, 2009 10:31PM EDT
- 327 Views
- 7 Comments
It Won’t Get Better, Until Adults Act Like Adults
OCTOBER 9, 2010 11:11AM EDT
- 613 Views
- 3 Comments
Hey Duggers, You can Multiply by One
DECEMBER 27, 2008 2:23PM EST
- 536 Views
- 2 Comments
Favorite Serial Killer Pickup Lines
DECEMBER 28, 2008 4:05PM EST
- 603 Views
- 5 Comments
A Valentine for Screwed by a Fat Baby
FEBRUARY 13, 2009 10:42AM EST
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