Love and Alchemy

NOVEMBER 2, 2010 7:41PM

OS Pirate Wimmin Rule!!!

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Sorry lassies me fleet o' Buckeye Buccaneer sis late; we had to jump a fleet o' politicians in Ohio on our way to the high seas. 

 

We'll have our way with them -- har, har until they beg to be thrown at sea. Pirate wimmin of OS RULE!!! Woo hoo!

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whooohooo
Bonnie R says she is having what ye call an affair with nekkid shark boy.
Is that in the pirate rules?
Late is good! You can sneak up by the light 'o the moon and wreak havoc!
Bitter lemon and late than never!
Buckeye Buccaneers had a lot of politicians to surmount this year speaking from my own perch here on the high seas in Columbus, OH. Welcome to the fray.
well, well, pirate antoinette, it sure looks like you have the right idea, womman!! havin' our way with 'em and pitchin' them to the waves -- that's the plan, for certain!! tie up a few cute ones if you can spare them -- we have need of galley slaves on my ship!
Yep - we have heard that those politicians in Ohio are a tricky bunch!
I hope the real tan one was thrown overboard!!! R
The plank! The plank!
Let them beg, we'll take spirits for their randsom!!.r
ARGGHHH WOMAN THE CANNONS AND RAVAGE THE MEN....
Ahoy Matey's it's nice we have left Kathy at the top.. we salute her with our hats. That's what wimmin pirates do.
@ Cyril: Do you have Johnny Depp with you, matey?
Off with their testicles and pass the grog!
Wait, I start late and there are still Boy Pirates around. What the hell have you gals been doing for the past couple of hours?? I leave for an hour to tend my smoker and this is what happens??!
Bitter late than never! (oh. my sister O'R already said that) Well it's still TRUE!
Late for a noble cause, say I!
Linda-- if it involves nekkid tied up men it be in the rules!!!

Linnn --- we Buckeye Buccaneer wimmin are the Madams of the High Seas if its sneakin yer after!!!

O'Really -- a wench is never late and always ready!!!

Rita-- join us lassie!!! I've saved ya a few o' the boys!!!

Libmomrn ::: Arrr. The real tan one had no plank if yer know what I mean -- overboard he went!!!

femme-- we rounded up a bunch. I'm headin yer way!!!

Catherine -- tricky yes but no match for me lay crew! Arrrhh!!!

aim!!! Come a throw a few o' these scoundrels yerself!!!

hugs -- Ay lassie!!!! My lassies wore'em thru and off to Rove for a ransom!!! Arrrrhhh!

Cyril -- it seem you be in the hands o' me mate Bonnie!!


ARRRRGH Rita the men have been ravaged within an inch of their thin skins!!! Hahahaha

Linda - Kathy's me mate an' me and my lassies will defend her spot with our last breath!!!

Bellwether -- c'mon mate; we'll swing by and get ye!!!
'tis good that you made it ! Don't be distracted by the men's tricks. Kim's trying to commandeer us from our beezniss.
We need the late troops. Them boyos are going to be up all night like they were last time.

They will be bobbin in the waves once you pitch them in there! Yar.

Welcome to the Pirate Wimmin. But watch out for such as Designator with his vile screeds.
Don't xenonlit mate -- once me lasses as thru with the men and throw'em o'erboard, they welcome death and have strength for no other. Arrrh.

But my mates haven't yet had their fill 'men. Where's that Gamble and his crew????
Whoohoo. But we saved some rum.
keep a look out fer that gamble iq. Last I heard Bonnie was havin her way with him. If you see his men, do with the spoils what you will mate!!!
iq use yer female wiles to overtake his men and grab whatever treasure ye find!
It's no use bringing in reinforcements, the Spanish main feed is mine!
It's chain-shot and manacles for you too!
Bwwwaaannhhaahaa more pop up all!
Arrr ... that Bonnie ...
Now if only some o' you wimmen could learn to do things like that.
Aaaaarrrr ...
Arrgghhh, some of the men have some life left in 'em, I'll take a turn if they don't behave. Pirate Wimmin Rule.
am scooping up casualties 4 analysis
Ah, a Sicilian pirate... we should be pretty scared. First the give you cement boots, then they teach you to swim. !
ARRGGHHH WHERE'S THE RAVIOLI AND VINO ON THIS SHIP...