AUGUST 8, 2010 5:49PM

Eat, Pray, Kiss My Ass

Okay, maybe this will come off as bitter and envious.

Only because it is bitter and envious.

Ever see "Must Love Dogs"?  If you have, you know the horror of the protagonist's dilemma:

Premise:  I look like Diane Lane.  My husband is a jackass and dumped me.  So I haven't had… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 3:55PM

Loneliness Like Skin

I happened on a blog thread of people comparing long-time marriage war stories – such horrific things as “when he picks up the cleaning he puts it in the trunk and it gets all wrinkled!” and “He threw stuff in the trash – and there wasn’t a bag!  And then he/Read full post »

DECEMBER 9, 2008 11:23PM

Why Dogs Don't Play Charades

“They used a crouton there.”

Eddie Izzard was giving away trade secrets about a magazine shot of him. I thought he was referring to a grommet or stud on his jeans but he pointed to his hand extending from the sleeve of a blue blazer. Apparently a ring of some sort.Read full post »