A.O.A.F.E.
For the girl who doesn't have everything... yet
aoafedotcom
- Location
- California,
- Birthday
- June 17
- Title
- adventures of a faux escort
- Company
- www.aoafe.com
- Bio
- Dear readers, THANK YOU so much for your supportive emails in my inbox. Even the toughest girl has to take a break from the h8ers and get an Elle Woods facial before putting the war paint back on and sharpening her sooty pencils. I have certainly learned not to ask questions of anyone on OS if I don't want to feel like a bad hair day on Amy Winehouse. From now on, I am going to work on turning my splashy, shallow, offensive diaries into a splashy, shallow, offensive novel because why the hell not? Arguing with avatars is for the birds anyway and not the cool birds English blokes are talking about when they are ogling hot chicks. My goal is to either get into an MFA program in writing by December 1 and/or get published and GD do I need a deadline! As a warning: My diaries, also on www.aoafe.com, are based on my time as a UCLA student who became a faux escort to pay for college but is soon introduced to a seductive world of designer clothes, Hollywood parties and an interesting mix of characters. If you find my 20-something soap opera too much fun for your own good then please move on to blogs more appropriate to your age and tastes because god knows you can't please everybody. However, if you love fashion and celebrities, have a wicked sense of humor, and are known to escape in a little pulp fiction, then welcome to my sun-splashed world and all the shady characters in it. Cheers gorgeous! xx
MY RECENT COMMENTS
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it!”
August 24, 2009 02:21PM - “I loved this story!
Blind dates are the worst. My
girlfriend
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t…”
July 24, 2009 02:43PM - “These pictures are
hilarious! I don't see a crime
scene, I
see a klutz! The
fac…”
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about how Britain is cool with
Prince
William marrying
Ka…”
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awhile back
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July 22, 2009 02:04PM
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