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From the AP wire:
Mar 19th, 2009 | NEW YORK -- A "Project Runway" finalist is accused of using her cat as a weapon during a spat with her ex-fiance.
Kenley Collins told the New York Post that the Brooklyn police report exaggerated the incident. She calls it "a miscommunication."
According to the Post and Daily News, Zak Penley told authorities Collins woke him Tuesday by tossing the cat in his face. He said the cat-apault was followed by a laptop toss. Three apples and some water also made it into the mix.
Penley called 911; Collins was charged with assault.
Collins had a sharp-tongued reputation on the Bravo TV fashion-design competition.
Penley, an artist and musician, wrote a song called "CAT?" for Collins' "Runway" finale.
This girl was so immature, I could hardly bear watching her on the show. This incident seems entirely in character for Kenley who is an 8-year-old- pretending to be an adult. Abusing an animal in the process of abusing a lover and then passing it off as a "miscommunication." No wonder she had a bad relationship with her parents!
And, aren't you just sorry that she won't get married and get renamed: Kenley Penley? :)
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Stellaa - Yeah, this story just begs for puns.
Boo!
I have no idea what "Project Runway" is.
And don't tell me. Spawn of Satan is asleep right next to my screen, and I don't want him getting ideas about cat throwing. He's sufficiently perky already.
Sao- I wish I could take credit for that pun!