Ardee

Ardee
Location
Asheville, North Carolina,
Birthday
October 18
Title
Super Hero
Bio
Artwork for banner adapted from "Mister X," by William P. Marks, Vortex Comics • Blog Title from "Serenity" by Joss Whedon _________________________ A fiber artist making wool felt garments and gallery owner. Previously, I have been all these things: • architecture office manager • department store clerk • restaurant: waitress, bartender & barback, cashier, busboy, dishwasher, prep cook, line cook, manager • architecture student • engineering draftsman • graphic designer • advertising art director • magazine publisher • fanzine: publisher, editor, writer, photographer, designer • garage band manager • web designer & programmer • database (FM pro) developer • software trainer • non-profit organization staff member • ad salesman • fiber artist: weaver, spinner, tapestry weaver, dyer, feltmaker • reader • writer • sailor • runner • drinker, toker • big sister • oldest child • wife (2x) • swinging divorcee

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DECEMBER 25, 2009 11:45AM

Ghosts of Christmas Presents: Live-blogging Christmas Brunch

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11:33am - Good Morning! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Solstice, and Friday around lunchtime. We lost power here for a minute and I had to reboot everything, but I'm back online. I took advantage of the down time to make myself another coffee, my second cup of the morning. This drink is only possible during the holidays. 

Eggnog Latte with Severed Santa Head

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I make this with my espresso machine, but I have alternate directions if you don't have one (it's a $45 special from Target). 

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 per serving

make an espresso or  hot coffee to taste

steam 1/4 cup eggnog  + 1/4 cup half and half  ...or... whip that combination with 1/8 cup very hot water with a whip or fork, to heat it up and foam it.

put a splash of rum in the mug, or to taste.

hack off the head of the chocolate Santa with the implement of your choice.   A hollow Santa will be less chocolatey, solid will be more so.

pour the hot coffee in the mug.

sink Santa's head slowly into the hot coffee and wait a few seconds, then give it several turns of the whip to distribute the melted chocolate 

mix in the heated, foamed milk and layer the remaining foam onto the top of the coffee.

enjoy! 

 11:51am-

I am still a little fuzzy from last night, so it's taking two cups of coffee to wake me up today. My plan is to be here for brunch and then around 1pm, start making some cookies. Well, I said I'd go to a pot luck at the Quaker Meeting House here, and two of my friends are going to be there. So, if the weather clears up a bit, I'll go.

The weather is nasty here, though we are just having sleet right now.  I bet alot of you in the midwest are  snowed in or at least have some of the stuff on the ground. I admit, having a white christmas was sorta fun. 

I'll be baking chocolate coconut macaroons, not the kind with a pedigree, just my mother's recipe. They are flour-less and don't require butter or other fats. So not that bad as Christmas cookies go. And they're chocolatey!!! I'll post the recipe and the photos as I go along.

12:01pm-

I am going down to open the two presents I got. I'll be back up in a minute. So, what did Santa bring you??? Or, what did you get for yourself??? Come on now, share it with your brother!!!

12:25pm-

So I actually got three wrapped presents, all from my sister in Colorado on disability.

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It IS fun to get presents. If I were to admit what I miss most about  Christmas past, it's when you wake up and see piles of presents under the tree. If you had that experience. If you didn't, that moment is probably what you miss least about Christmas. 

I have had the experience of piles of booty at the end of the day. It's both a childish satiated feeling, layered with horrible guilt. "Were my presents too cheap? Did I spend enough? Why did I get such a crappy present from HIM? I wish I had gotten that dress Mom gave her." Both my mother and my husband's family were prolific gift-buyers, so it was hard to really feel too resentful. But lately, especially, I am shying away from the gift concept. I either make gifts or send functional things, like t-shirts and food. 

I have gone two ways with presents. Either I really thought about what that person's likes and dislikes were and bought accordingly - usually books - or I made food, most famously, fruitcakes that were so good they transcended the genre. I don't know what my in-laws have thought about  me personally, but in both cases (each present with a different set, depending on the husband of the moment) they sent an un-ambiguous request to CEASE giving them books or fruitcakes. I'm still not sure what to make of that, other than that maybe I didn't interview my in-laws sufficiently before I married their sons.  

What am I thinking? We need tunes. I posted it at the top of the page. It's a playlist that you can add tunes to, not sure if it's easy or not, but give it a try. In the meantime, what I like for Christmas morning, jazz, blues and chorale.  

12:51pm-

So, got the stereo on now, I'll keep talking about presents. 

So this year, I got almost everyone a peace sign t-shirt and re-gifted a few CDs. I don't have expendable cash this winter, since property taxes are due in a few weeks and I will barely have enough on my regular allowance. I'm sure that's a common story out there.

So what does my sister do but splurge, even though it's the worst year of her life and she has to keep the thermostat at 55º all winter.

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OK, it isn't that bad, two calendars and a used cookbook that I had on my Amazon list. It;'s funny, though. Up until today, when I've looked at the list, the least expensive copy was $125.00. I guess they marked them down to $20. I initially thought the gift was way, way too expensive. 

Damn, there was a point in there somewhere.

1:02pm-

OK, I'm now babbling, what I usually do at parties when it's slow.  I want to tell everyone that this has been a really good way for me to get through Christmas, and I so appreciate you coming by, even if you just stopped by to say hello. 

The experience was eerily  like have a party in real time, except that everyone got to wear their jammies, drink what they like, eat what they like, and doze off in someone else's face. No one off in the bedrooms getting it on, though, and no kissing under the mistletoe, unless you already had a date right there. 

1:20pm- 

OK, I just loaded up the stereo, and now I'm going down to start the cookies. I'll be back at intervals with the results.

 2:14pm-

The cookies are baking, and I'll be back in a few minutes with photos and recipe. I wish you could be here for the first chewy bite!  

3pm- (actually 3:23 - I had to download the photos and fix them)

So, they're done. Here's the Recipe:

 Christmas Macaroons

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Makes about 3 dozen 

4 egg whites

1/2 tsp salt

1 cup sugar 

a 12 oz package of semi sweet chocolate chips

an 8 oz package of shredded (not flaked) sweetened or un, your choice. 

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First separate the 4 egg whites and let them come to room temperature. You can use a separator to get out the yokes, or just flip them between the broken shells. Try not to get any yolk in the whites.

 next step in a minute - getting the last batch out of the oven

3:30pm-

OK, next step

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Beat the egg whites, sugar and salt til you get stiff peaks. This takes about 5-10 minutes. What you are basically making is meringue, or marshmallows. Check periodically to dip the beaters out of the mixture and see if you get a little peak that stands on it's own. Then the base is ready to mixed with the chocolate.   

Heat the oven to 325º.

Melt the chocolate pieces. Use a double boiler if you have one, that's the safest way. Microwave for a minute at a time til they are melted, or do what I do, put them in a stainless steel bowl in the oven while it heats up, while you're beating the egg whites. It's slow, gentle and doesn't burn the chocolate. And, they're ready when the chocolate has melted. 

Pull the bowl out of the oven when the chocolate looks like this when you scrape through the chips.

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 Scrape the chocolate into the bowl with the egg mixture and fold together til all the chocolate is incorporated and there are no longer stripes in the mix. 

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Pour the package of coconut into the mixture a little at a time, folding the coconut in and once all the coconut is mixed in, it will look like this:

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Put parchment paper on cookie sheets or do what my mom did, back when it was only paper grocery bags - cut the sides out of the paper bags and cut to fit the cookie sheet. Use the inside of the bag for the cookies.

Using a spoon and a scraper or knife, put a soup spoon-size dollop of cookie mix on the paper for every cookie and leave a small area around them. It doesn't matter whether they are sloppy. 

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Bake at 325º for 20 minutes.  

 4:12pm-

Well, I'm off to the pot luck. It should be pretty quiet compared to last night. No blues in the background, but you can't have everything. I'll be back sometime around 6 and check in for the night. Have a calm, relaxing, non-stress, nap-taking, cookie-eating, one-more-drinking kind of day.  

5:15pm-

I'm back again. I cleaned up, put on something presentable and drove through the slush to the local Quaker Meeting House, about 2 minutes away from me. There are 3 or 4 cars there, not a breath of activity and I am guessing it's not a big party. Then I go to the front door and Yikes, they are in Silent Meeting.  I am so out of there. I am not much of a spiritual girl, however broad the parameters. No, not even free food is worth it. I didn't realize that was on the agenda tonight. Oh well, the House of Ardee is Open again for a little while. 

7:16pm-

Well, things are slowing down. I had some dinner and now I'm thinking Netflix movie. I have the Dead Like Me movie, which I haven't seen yet.  I loved that show, love Mandy Patinkin in practically everything , and any and all dark humor. So like last night, you don't have to leave, and you don't have to turn the lights out before you go! 

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Hey, guys, I'm awake and semi-conscious. Come over any time.
Good morning Ardee!
Happy Christmas Day!

:-)
Good Morning spotted mind - I see a big smile! Happy Christmas!
Merry Christmas, Ardee! It looks like you are well underway with your live blogging today! My morning espresso has been delayed due to the increased activity level here, but I will get one shortly.
Good morning, and Merry Christmas! Your Latte looks wonderful, including the Santa head you sacrificed to it. Enjoy your baking.
Merry Christmas, Nora, hope your day is happy too!

Merry Christmas, Walk away happy!
Good Morning D'nator, didn't see you there with all the activity. Hope you're having fun this morning.

Hope everyone is having a day without drama!
Thanks for the music link. I'm loving it!
Ardee, looking at reader's comments on Amazon I noticed 5 out of 5 had only praise for it. Looks like excellent recipe material for future Foodie posts!
Designanator, it is highly recommended - country French, supposedly very authentic. I'll make something from it next week!
oops, meant country Italian. Yes, I'm on my second drink.
No drama here today or last night, either. Boycotting the holidays this year.

Love this post -- and playlist.
Just got up from a nap, and you're still at it. hah! You go Girl!!
Ah blue roses, your avatar tells a different story. But welcome anyway, lots of bah humbuggers here.

Scanner, you should talk! you have several hours on me from last night.
I be liking me some Christmas cookies! I got the biggest lump of coal I've ever gotten from Santa this year. It wasn't because I was all that good, but more like I couldn't afford to be very bad.

We Wish You a Merry♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Christmas♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪We Wish You a Merry ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Christmas ♥ ♥ ♥We Wish You A Merry ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Christmas ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...And A Happy New Year!♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...
The weather is bad here, too. In fact it got pretty drunk out last night and this morning it was fuzzy and cloudy with occasional hangovers.
Just got back from a Christmas breakfast with one of my second moms and her family and I thought I'd check in to see what you were up to. She gave me a set of jammies and I have to say I think these are the most comfortable pajama bottoms I've had in a while. I may not take them off! LOL
Good morning Michael - I am performing a weather charm, using good spirits. However, it's still raining. I like your song - it almost sings itself.

Hi jen, Merry Christmas, and today is a good day for pajamas. Those are gifts that are immediately appreciated.
Hi! I'm a Christmas orphan... actually I never see my parents anymore. Whee! I don't know why this particular Christmas is so lonely - new town, very few friends, 2500 miles from the social network I spent a decade building - but it sure is.

Better yet, my birthday is in a couple days.

Funny how you talk about getting piles of gifts. I remember years where I'd get one thing, maybe. Yes, for both occasions. See? It could be worse.

Yeah, lots of bitter memories of Christmas.
Didn't mean to be all bah humbug or anything, by the way. I'm certainly not the kind of person who can't stand to see other people happy. Far from it.

I just have this almost compulsive negative reaction to the accessorizing that goes along with Christmas. The songs in the stores, the decorations, the obligatory consumerism. Maybe it reminds me too much of my childhood.

Probably.

I'm always happy to see other people genuinely happy, though, and some people are at this time of year.

As for me, it's a staggeringly lovely day, so I'm going to take my little red car and go on a spirited drive up to the International District for some Chinese food. I bet that'll make me feel better.
Deprogram, it's usually a bunch of junk, so don't be too down about it. Welcome to the party, though. It sounds like you should hang with us a little - i've been in the same place.
Hello Ardee, I am back from the holidaze dinner and I see you are at it again.
Thank g*d the holidaze are in the rear view mirror now.
'Em cookies look good. Send me one thru the cyberspere dear. My mouth is empty.
Hi Mission, yeah it's nearly done. Here, cookie on the way.
Good morning! I still feel a slight hangover from last night celebrations... I could do with one cup of that delicious latte, beheaded Santa and all.
Merry Christmas, enjoy the home-baked food (yummy!)
Kisses,
Marcela
Thank you dear Ardee. Check your pm's.
Deprogram - No, actually I expected to feel the same as you today. I expected more commenters felt the same as well, but they might have had a better day than expected or more likely, suppressed what you feel fine about sharing. A drive sounds great though. Glad you came by.

Good morning Marcela! are you just getting up? I hope you partied away the night too. have a great day.
Just checking back in. Great party last night Ardee. I had a wonderful morning/afternoon with my girls and now we are all going out to the movies (Avitar). See you all later.
Hey, In case anyone is out there looking for a place to hang for a few hours til you go to the movies, I have cookies!
Hey, there you are trilogy. Have a great time, and let us know how you liked the movie.
Mmmmmm...cookies! I wish I had thought to stock up on some baking items to wile away the time. (Unfortunately my camera is "slightly broken" so I would not have been able to post photos of my silly baking anyway).
Yours look great!
Very Merry Christmas to you, my dear friend. Where do you live again?
@Michael: Sorry about your hangover...I only had one (very weak on purpose) rum & coke yesterday, so I'm gonna have a beer or two today.
No snowbanks here though! ;-)
Spotted Mind, hi again. Well, you're off the hook for the photos, but I understand the need to obsessively document. Probably better just to bake them to eat. :)

Hi Thoth, I hope you are having a great day out there. I'm in the western North Carolina mountains. Are you in California for the holidays?
Hi Ardee, just wanted to pop by and wish you a Happy Christmas, and thank you for the recipes and the lovely get-together. I'm off to walk to a nearby area where my sister and her husband and my new friend are going to see which restaurants are open for dinner, besides Chinese. Will be interesting to find out. The weather is balmy, although rain was predicted.
Ardee,
I got a sister in Boone. Talked to her briefly this am and she said the power had gone out. Hope its back up everybody. Thanks for your post.
Hi Lea, balmy sounds nice after a week of snow here. Surely something is open in cosmopolitan Miami? Enjoy your evening!

Hi Jill, Boone probably got the snow worse than we did. I don't think there were many down here in the valley that lost power. Hopefully everyone is prepared up there with woodstoves and oil lamps. Not that bad a way to celebrate.
Well it's only 8pm here but 11:00 on the east coast. I had a wonderful day. No drama like there used to be (probably because no ex husband like theri used to be) and the movie (Avitar) I absolutely loved. it was amazing....just a little too long. they could have cut out half hour of "fighting" at the end...but otherwise, amazing. We had a great time. So, see you all again New years Eve????? Love to you all. My OS Friends
Hi trilogy - glad you had a good time today. I'd be up for a new year's party... anyone?
Oooooh....I think I may be "in" for New Year's!
I will have to work, and think it best NOT to be on the roads (even sober), that night--other drivers can be scary!
Sounds good--count me as a "maybe"?
Thanks!
:-)
Spotted Mind - yeah, a virtual party you don't have to drive home from. Good idea.
Loved the headless Santa. It was also icky here on the 25th. The stuff made a mess on the red dirt drive. Be happy there in Asheville. Rich stompin' grounds for a New Year. Thanks for the recipe!