Ardee

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JULY 23, 2012 6:20PM

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Here’s a future scenario, one that could happen as soon as November 7th, 2012. The election returns are in and the Democrat - if it’s this year, that would be Barack Obama - wins the election by a slim but conclusive margin. In the small hours of November 6th, ordinary people in big and small towns find themselves out on their streets screaming, along with their neighbors, that the election was stolen and that “n____” will be taking away their guns and herding them into concentration camps within the week. 

This is not far-fetched so far. This is reality in Glennbeckistan and Bachmannville and I fully expect that if Obama wins the election that right-wing mouths will be filled with fear-flecked foam. 

Possibly, if the right-wing media has done their job too well, the scenario expands; the ordinary people rush into their houses and grab their NRA-guaranteed armaments, and flood en masse to the nearest liberal’s house, breaking in the door and spraying each room with round after round of semi-automatic ammunition.  And the next house and the next. The school teacher’s house, the fire station, the judge, the gay couple down the street, anyone who has been identified as a potential enemy by Fox News or Rush Limbaugh. A Republican city council member or maybe the local pastor rushes out to beg the mob to stop. “Traitor!!” shrieks a woman, as she and the self-appointed militia spray him with bullets. 

Mitt Romney comes on the television and disavows the killings, as the death toll mounts into the thousands and more, many from stray bullets that their fellow gunmen are painting their towns with. He limply asks his fellow conservatives to stay at home and let law enforcement do it’s job; he neglects to  acknowledge that that his fellow Republicans have decimated local police ranks, and he doesn’t condemn the killings. Instead, “Armed terrorist groups” are blamed, and a rumor is cannily spread by the NRA that the National Guard is doing the killing. Instantly, anyone with a uniform is a new target  - the undermanned police force,  off-duty military, security guards, all un-prepared to face a growing armed mob.

Meanwhile, innocent people lay dead, men, women children, labeled by the mob as “libruls.” No one fought back. There was no gun fight in the living rooms or in front yards, because those who don’t hear the NRA’s clarion call to Arm and Resist are not prepared to fight their neighbors. This is America, after all.  No, liberals are not stocking up on ammunition. 

Maybe we should. 

If you have made an innocent, reality based comment on any political story these days,  you have likely been personally defamed and threatened by someone who ignores the article subject and goes directly for your jugular. No reasonable discourse is possible, we’ve all seen that happen over and over again. It mystifies us - how can they be so deluded, so angry, when their assertions are so obviously lies, planted by those who would profit from their fear. Even people we previously thought of as sensible, intelligent people get unhinged when Obama’s name is invoked. 

And we back away and huddle together, sure that we are right about things, and hopeful that we have the votes to prevail. But even when we win, we might be losing. Too many Democratic politicians have completely given up on gun control and are not even calling for a renewal of a ban on assault weapons. The NRA is confident, powerful, and rich, and they write the gun laws. No, every right-wing-nut is guaranteed an arsenal of assault weapons for just this purpose, to fight back against an illegitimate government - it’s in the Constitution. No matter if it was elected by a majority of citizens - in their eyes, it’s illegitimate. 

If you step away from the idea that the conservatives know what they are doing, and that the voters buying into their lies are stupid, there’s a compelling argument to be made. The Right Wing has created a monster, and hasn’t foreseen the consequences of inciting fear and then giving an impressionable populace the means to act on it. These people are happy to hate us, happy to kill us and in the moment, will gleefully spray a theater if it’s full of uppity feminists, liberal professors, gays, blacks, latinos, everyone who has been scapegoated by the right. In fact, James Holmes  and Jared Loughner are embraced in some conservative circles. Maybe they are stockpiling those assault rifles for the right moment to take us all down. 

Likely it’s not a conscious plan, and I doubt seriously that Boehner, the Koch Brothers or even Glenn Beck has imagined a worst-case scenario like the one I described.   No, I’m not seeing a conspiracy here. But what they have set in motion can far exceed their expectations and not in a good way. Fighting in the streets is not a desirable outcome of anyone’s political strategy. But even the leaders of the French Revolution eventually were led to the guillotine. 

I’m not seriously proposing that liberals start buying guns and stockpiling ammo. I doubt that would happen anyway, we generally prefer to bore our opponents to death during lengthy policy discussions.  But I also don’t want to be in the position of staring down an AR-15 by a neighbor who takes his Second Amendment Solutions seriously.  And never doubt that the NRA is perfectly happy for the occasional crackpot to murder your children in defense of their members' right to carry deadly force, for some future imaginary conflict with an evil president. 'Acceptable losses,' they admit to each other. 'Likely, those Batman fans deserved what they got.' 

No, I'm not advocating that liberals arm themselves. Some right-wingers try to make the case that if some of the theater goers were carrying guns, they could have taken Holmes down. No, a gunfight in the movie theater is not something that should happen in our country. More importantly, a pistol against a semi-automatic rifle is not an equal fight. And in peacetime, with the crime rate way down, why do they even bring up these arguments? What are they afraid of? Maybe it's us. 

I do think we should get off our butts and hound our hapless politicians until the worst of the assault weaponry is banned. I do think that a popular movement to discredit the NRA is in order, and I think it can be done, after what we've accomplished with Komen and the backlash to the GOP War on Women. Military armament does not belong in the hands of a peaceful citizenry, and we are only arming our executioners if we let this go on any longer. The Facebook campaign is mightier than the AR-15. 

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A what-if statement.
Ardee - would you consider posting this to the alternate site lorianne created for us - Our Salon. You don't have to fight with the spammers for attention and it's running better than Open is today.

http://oursalon.ning.com
Mark, thanks for reminding me I need to join.
Um...no.

and I thought i WAS paranoid!

the conservative nut jobs will not mount up and go kill the liberals.

Thank god, I hate those god fearing conservative fucks.

(as a socialist libertarian, I hate all freedom limiting peeps)

Seriously though, any rifle beats any blog.

As far as handguns vs rifles go, I'm totally with you. But if we're going there, a bolt action with a good scope beats an AR-15 any day..especially in a decent calibur...

I remember thinking that one guy with a 30-06 (or gal...see WWII russian snipers..) could have ended the 'incident' without 'incident'.

I might be high right now...but I thinkyou know what I mean.

I love you btw..not in the creepy stalker I know who you are way...in the general humanity love kind of way...just so we're clear.

well, that and you're usually pretty smart in you're comments and posts... save for this brain fanasy. This stuff is good (if properly fictionalized) but as a real scenario is quite unlikely.

digigod bless!
Doug, I thought I'd try the right-wing's approach - scare the shit out of them so they'll do something. And don't worry, they won't. No liberal militias any time soon. I just hope this is nothing but a paranoid fantasy - I would hate to be right.
So glad you're not a creepy stalker. I do however question the value of guns in a civilized society, so why do you have them unless you are prone to paranoid fantasies? Dude, please don't start stockpiling ammo or I'll have to worry about you
Ardee - I'm going to go back to Firefly...because I know you're hip on the scene.... Mal said "If someone tries to kill you...you try to kill them right back..." and I agree with that!

As far as ammo...I only keep on hand that which I can carry with me if the Zombies come.

*EG*

As far as paranoid fantasies, my uncle was armed when a gunman entered his restaurant, he pulled his shotgun and stopped the sunofabitch....not a fantasy, just reality.

Problem is...people are not civilized...we only pretend to be.

The reality is that power (Mau) comes from the barrel of gun. If I'm armed, I've got a tiny incrememtal chance to face an armed threat that an armed dude represents.

Besides, having been to a warzone (3 times) I have that sort of...you know...feeling that in the (real) world, there are people who want to shoot you....and they do...unless you shoot them first.

It's just the world...untill we all evolve...but that won't happen for another 30 years at least.

(ray kurzwell, the singularity, etc.) Untill then, I'm depending on John Moses Browning and Gaston Glock
Doug, you scare the shit out of me. I so hope you're just high and not serious.
Just high...no worries! Seriously, weed is awesome!
I'll take reality over your scenario, thanks; and reality is bad enough. Then I have to add the list of names--Abe Lincoln, JFK, LBJ, MLK, Bobby Kennedy, John Lennon, all liberal. Strange how President Lincoln was a republican. But I think losing them really did damage the power of the democratic party.

As for a plan, I don't know what their plan is other than raiding the treasury and selling the US to the highest bidder and turning us all into slaves, instilling in us fear and loathing of each other and them. That is a plan that seems to be working. I intend to fight in my small way. With petitions and gatherings and boycotts. We have some weapons available to us and we should use them. I'm tired of hearing about how useless it is, and I think that's a weapon of the machine also. We can fight and win. Look at Mark Ruffalo and Jason Fox. Talk about David versus Goliath. There are lots of people like them, and we may lose but we WILL lose if we don't even try.
When I say weapons available to us and we can fight and win, I mean that figuratively, not with guns but with brain power. We have more of that.

Oh Doug. My ex has your fondness for guns and has never ever been in a war zone, just the post office. I don't get it.
latethink - I haven't laughed that hard since "Pricellia Queen of the Desert" Thank you for that.
latethink - really I think you are doing exactly what I suggested - and we can take down the NRA and get gun control if we are diligent.

We will pretend we can't hear Doug cackling in the corner...clutching his gun in one hand and a joint in the other.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.... more to come ....
Should have qualified what I said....there's a lot to this "aurora" story that just doesn't jive or fit. Alternative radio is all over it . . .
The only way an NRA lover is going to part with his gun is for it to be pried from his "cold, dead hands", to quote Charlton Heston after the Columbine shooting.

We're not going to shed our history (Charleston firing on Ft Sumter to start the Civil War to get oppressive government - run by Liberals - off their back) nor our culture (every movie I see Bruce Willis in he is carrying a gun and shooting the "bad guys"). Have you seen any of the computer games 16 year old boys play?

I belive there's a chance to ban assault guns from a public safety angle after these horrific murders in Aurora. Your idea Arlee of a FB campaign is right on. Petitions I've signed usually don't become viral because theyare aimed at all guns. That'll never fly in our culture, but right now assault weapons have a chance of being banned. Even in theConservative community there is a desire outlaw them.
Getting rid of the NRA would help... and I'm all for it. I'm not crazy about gun control though. I don't think it would help that much.

We've become such a stupid, insane nation that our deaths may actually be the best thing that could happen. I've looked in to leaving the US, but most other countries don't want you unless you're young and you have specialized skills.

I almost hope the events you've outlined happen. I hope their aim is good and they get me in the head, while I'm sleeping. :-)

The United States has become dangerously stupid. We have an enormous military power capable of destroying the planet several times over. We're burning up the climate as fast as possible and 50% of us are angry because we're not destroying the planet fast enough and because we're not invading Iran, you know, to protect Israel from them' evil muslims.

The United States would do the world a huge favor by imploding, the death you've outlined wouldn't affect the world as a whole the way climate change does, and bullets don't travel across the ocean.

A circular firing squad is the ideal death for a country as moronic as ours. And thats what it would be, after the obvious liberals are eliminated they would turn on their own. The RINO's, the momons -vs- the catholics, and any conservative with the audacity to be black.

Maybe we'd serve as a warning to other countries experimenting with our system of government.