Patently Absurd
Are You Talking French?
- Birthday
- October 13
- Bio
- Conversations...often with myself.
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An exercise in the art of dialogue. The author and voice are often separate.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Athiests Oppose Park 51: My
Interview
August 31, 2010 10:53AM - You think I'm a bully?
August 26, 2010 10:25AM - Maybe I don't want to be your
"gay" friend!
August 24, 2010 07:08PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “She did save you from
the matching outfits.”
September 05, 2010 06:53PM - “If I were a woman I
would probably be Amy Sedaris.
This gets
the mystery
muscles…”
September 05, 2010 06:44PM - “Nice connection of
events. It is a
bittersweet
tribute.”
September 02, 2010 04:10PM - “Finally a rational
perspective!”
September 02, 2010 04:00PM - “Looks like a great time.
Can't wait to get my hands on
a
copy.”
September 02, 2010 03:53PM
Are You Talking French?'s Links
Athiests Oppose Park 51: My Interview
"You oppose the Park 51 mosque why?"
"Because any house of God is a house of conflation."
"What exactly is the propsed Park 51 conflating?"
"God and real estate. Oh...and terrorism."
"Ah. I see. Hmm. So, by your definition, the reason Park 51 should not be built is because it… Read full post »
You think I'm a bully?
"How does my ass look in these jeans?"
"I don't like your ass so why would you want my opinion?"
"Oh, don't be like that."
"Like what?"
"Oh, you know."
(Deep breath...the kind that either helps you clear your mind or gathers up the forces of evil to do your bidding.)… Read full post »
Maybe I don't want to be your "gay" friend!
"I always needed a gay friend, I'm so glad we met."
(I double blink. Take in a deep breath...)
"Do you categorize your other friends similarly? As in, 'ho friend', 'brunette friend', 'penis that hits the floor and stays over for hot sex friend?'"
"Oh, I didn't mean any offense."… Read full post »
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