Guilty, your honor. Guilty as charged.

Oh, that's a little to close for home for me...

That's pretty funny...

That was me once or thrice, and that's one bonehead move.
But that ain't me no more...

It completely describes me in certain moods, on certain topics, during certain phases of the moon. Plus, I kind of enjoy a good debate.

This was my facebook profile picture for a while...

Apparently, this is me this week as well. Maybe this should become our de facto Open Salon logo?

I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove a thing ...

Considering I'm sitting here at the beach with a laptop and made my husband buy a wireless router for the condo, I just have to say, "No Comment".

(in my defense, the only way my boss would actually let me come on "vacation" is if I brought my laptop so I could work from here)

thanks for the laugh which I admit is at my own expense at least one or two times...

what LaLucas said - a great OpenSalon logo/motto

I like that. I personally don't care if someone's wrong on the internet. Know what that means?

Generally speaking, it means there's one more sucker being taken advantage of so that businesses just let folks like me ride. If there are too many people like me, that means my free ride is over and I might have to do things like pay annual fees for my credit cards and not get rebates on the money I spend with them and so on.

My husband, who loves, respects and supports my writing, also sometimes wonders who I'm meeting here. I wish he could get to know you guys. (Well, JD and Lonnie maybe not so much... ;)

Sleepless in Scottsdale, flooded out, mourning to abstraction, pissed at my mother ("hey, one less critter, that's good") and ePriddy is going to take up for Rachel Ray?! Damn, it's going to be another late night because damned if I'm going to allow a joker-faced, uber-perky, slang-slinging, pseudo-celebrity to prevail in an argument. Plus she's s really shitty tipper (you all do realize I'm referring to the Ray wench, not the Priddy woman, I am punchy to the point of distraction, three nights and 8 hours sleep = 3.66666666666666666666666666666666666666666... a night).

BTW, I just turned on MSNBC for the first time in ages and it was a damned John McCain lovefest. Who can I fight with late at night on the internet over this travesty?

Can I get a t-shirt with this on it? Maybe a throw pillow for the bedroom?

When we go open very soon, I will introduce you to my husband.
He will probably lurk, cause he's like that. But he might even get involved.

He called me into his office one night and showed me this cartoon while ( I swear it's the truth) I was arguing with LeCastor.

See, she and I are a lot alike.
I pity the people that live with both of us.

Priddy and Lauren, see your inbox. Heh

Just because Sally would likely demand it at this point - I would be the meat in a Priddy-LeCastor samwich any day!

And Sally, I bet your husband would love me; we have some things in common.

I knew there were a bunch of people who could relate here.

Arlene, I couldn't help but think of this post over the weekend following the discussion of the burqa that Stellaa posted. I thought of it again yesterday following the post on the Spanish Armada. I'm really glad you found this cartoon and shared it!

Because I know you'd want to know the source of such goodness, let me direct you to http://www.xkcd.com . Break merely reposted one of hundreds of such gems.

Maddie! Hey there. I've been there but not for a bit. Figures. They are always funny.