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Arlene Green

Arlene Green
Location
Clearlake, California, USA
Birthday
January 08
Title
God
Company
Mine
Bio
Geek girl, mother of more children than human beings should be allowed, owner of a snake named Plissken, several dogs, a plethora of cats, easily annoyed, easily overjoyed, will work for books.

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March 27, 2012 03:41AM
“I've missed you all. I really have. The snark here is second to none.”
About: Back and X-posting: Confessions of a Middle Aged Drama Queen
March 27, 2012 03:06AM
“Ummm...we aren't talking about hysterics and people with obvious psychopathology here. We are talking about a person that was a real friend. That was b…”
About: Reaping the Whirlwind
March 27, 2012 02:24AM
“It happens. That thing that widens the fracture you weren't even aware existed. But mostly? This kind of emotionally fraught happenstance shows how we…”
About: Reaping the Whirlwind
March 28, 2011 12:12AM
“That would be Mrs. Shiva to you. I'll get right on that yoga/massage thing. Just as soon as someone explains to me how it fixes the hormones that time…”
About: Back and X-posting: Confessions of a Middle Aged Drama Queen
November 27, 2009 04:58AM
“Oh my. Well, at least my mother didn't move in with you. My mother is a freak minus the clean. On the other hand, it is all about the stories. If it we…”
About: Today's Funny Session
December 07, 2008 07:15AM
“This is wonderful. I have some small experience with DD kids and you captured him so well. Good job.”
About: The Great One
December 07, 2008 06:35AM
“Thanks guys. I will muddle through. Really, I'm better off than many I know even. But it still sucks. I never wanted to have to use my 900 recipes to m…”
About: Reporting From The Trenches
August 25, 2008 11:22PM
“Those are great. Plus, they almost turned bbd gay. How cool is that? Congratulations !”
About: The Trade Show
August 23, 2008 11:21PM
“Llaney- You are most welcome. Thank you for letting me know I did some good. I always wonder about that when I don't hear back from the questioners.”
About: Reality Check: Shoplifting, Drunks and Whining
August 22, 2008 02:29PM
“Ha! I need to find someone to write to so that when my kids are driving me up a tree it will just fix itself. I'm glad she got it. Schuyler was like tha…”
About: Reality Check: Shoplifting, Drunks and Whining
August 22, 2008 07:55AM
“That is true. And I should have included something to that effect. That, in spite of the shoplifting incident, in the end what was shown was that some…”
About: Reality Check: Shoplifting, Drunks and Whining
August 22, 2008 06:18AM
“This one really got to me. Too much like something I could have written. Too close to memory. But that is okay because in writing it you've shown all o…”
About: Blocking the Door
August 22, 2008 06:14AM
“I don't believe in Karma. Mainly because if it really worked I know several people that should have been hit by a bus by now. But still... Nice post. No…”
About: The Mysterious Ways of Karma
August 20, 2008 07:21PM
“Speak for yourself, Sally, I punch. No sissy girl slapping. And if I can't punch, I kick their kneecaps. Really hard. And then I run away quick like a…”
About: Woah, I’m Fighting Someone!
August 20, 2008 07:13PM
“I'm blind now. Thanks. Also, I think it might be better not to tell the whole world you are goofing off if you want to call in sick. But maybe that's j…”
About: Now I'm really wasting time
August 20, 2008 05:28PM
“Lisa- Thanks. There are any number of things it could be besides Alzheimer's. I'm rooting for something else, personally, because many of the causes o…”
About: Reality Check: My Mother is Hearing Things
August 20, 2008 09:10AM
“Well, you kind of have to define "drug crime" there. Using? Selling? Possessing? Yeah, I'm not turning anyone in for that.”
About: To Snitch With Love
August 20, 2008 03:14AM
“My score was a 64 which is high. And yet, like Verbal, I have been known to want to smack people. Hard. I think the ability to understand and relate to…”
About: How Empathetic are You?
August 20, 2008 02:51AM
“Stella, yes, and I agree with him. That was all I was saying. Black Bart- Yes, yes I can be. Your point?”
About: To Snitch With Love
August 19, 2008 10:11PM
“Thanks. I never realized how big of a morass getting the right kind of care could be until this past winter when I figured out that my next door neighb…”
About: Reality Check: My Mother is Hearing Things
August 19, 2008 08:36PM
“All depends. I wouldn't, for example, turn anyone in for smoking pot or some other ridiculous thing that could nonetheless ruin their entire lives. A s…”
About: To Snitch With Love
August 18, 2008 10:40PM
“Actually it reeks of be annoyed with assholes. These particular assholes just happened to be in the blue-rinse demographic. I don't have any problem w…”
About: The Old Lady Brigade
August 18, 2008 04:13AM
“Excuse me while I attempt to stop rolling around on the ground. You think the mommas of boys don't worry about all the loose pussy out there? Oh, sorry…”
About: Phallic Phatigue
August 14, 2008 10:30AM
“This will probably come as a shock to most people here, except for Lauren since I already told her this, but I'm not crazy about babies either. That's…”
About: I Just Don't Get The Baby Thing
August 13, 2008 09:32PM
“Jenni, someone been picking on you for you child feeding? Heh. Good to see you here. Lauren- Let me compose myself, first. Men and their junk...I swea…”
About: Phallic Phatigue
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