I infer since I never bothered reading the Fifty Shades of Grey even in the traditional manner of standing furtively in the aisle of Barnes et Nobles with a copy borrowed from Adult Intimacy and carried to Relationships that the book is about the secret and guilt ridden hidden submissive desires of women to have all responsibility and clothing stripped away and to be forced to wanton celebrations of the body. Course that is a male fantasy of the female fantasy and even in Female Domination I still find the dominant female fantasy is to have the kitchen floor scrubbed and coffee ready each morning- but I digress, which is my middle name, but I digress..
Have you ever tried to set up a grey tonal scale of even twelve increments? of twenty? even if you are are a photo- realist, fifty? come on.. but I digress
I am sure the world of Republican Women is abuzz with the opportunity of a lifetime, the true and previous only existing in dreams, attainment of the Fifty First Shade of Grey- to be a Limbaugh Babe! can you imagine the honor for not only is "Babe" a full step classier than "Toots" and pronounced in completely different tones that "slut" but to wear this mark of distinction from the very pinnacle of the Republican Ideal is to assure recognition at every job site, sporting event, auto junkyard, and Bar-B-Que venue (diet alone can bring you to Rush physique) in this country. Granted, international travel is not only discouraged but may disqualify you.
You will be the envy of a very select group-Republican women and the ideal of an oppressed minority- Republican men along with the Independents in Name only semi-men. The bumper stickers! the jewelry! the adoring pose on the podium! The group nod on the increasing occasions when you are assembled to prove you really exist. but the real honor is knowing that you have earned the approval of the Rush himself and thus all the company of ditto heads.
Well good luck to all the hopeful aspirements and I am sure I'll see you on Fox in the near future as the mandatory retirement age of the current crop of Babe's is scheduled a full decade before Rupert's.