it seems I was listening to the news last night in my sleep because I heard somewhere that the Koch Brothers had bought up both the stock and the rights to the Aida "shackle sneakers" now known as "slave sneakers". I really thought they were just some clever panels attempt to continue exploiting their niche sneaker market by hopping and hipping on the end of the ridiculously l0ng "jail is home" fashion of beltless pants, grandpa shorts, sports jerseys and hat propellering around the head- forcing us to actually see the wearer so prison shackles continued the statement but they look stupid so they are politically incorrect whereas jailing 70% of the African american population is very political- correct?
The Koch Brothers saw this as a way to continue to exploit their base which concludes only a bare appearance by the Adidas market. "The chains are broken!"
Rush Limbaugh is already on board. " I want everyone who knows the truth to be wearing a pair!" he is trumpeting. Private he has been heard gloating when not gluttening "They loved being 'ditto heads', what did they think it meant." 'yes master" potential wives 5-22 answered attired in their new sneakers.
The Republican legislatures of Texas, Florida, Michigan, and Indiana are introducing legislation certifying the wearing of Adidas slave shackles as proof of citizenship in elections.
Grover Norquist has contacted Adidas about the possibility of producing the sneakers in the Maldives where he has Christian connections who understand such things.
Mitt Romney has no comment but may have a comment after the election.
The Tea Party has decided that in keeping with their concept of historical interpretation that only the five African American members can wear them in tricorner events.
Republican members of the house have scheduled a showing of the galley scene in Ben Hur to promote unity. Allen West, " Not wearing these broken shackle Freedom sneakers shows that your still on the plantation"
torrito is reported to have the concession for the Republican National Convention.
Do you think it strange that the anchors the late, late news were three squirrals? is it strange they are so much better than the regular news?