Straight men have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to women and sex and why we like what we like.  But straight men ESPECIALLY have no idea when it comes to straight women and gay men.  Stephen Marche of Esquire wrote an article about how women like vampires becau… Read full post »

So Steven "Can't Leave Well Enough Alone" Spielberg has acquired the rights and is going to remake the 1950 classic Harvey starring Jimmy Stewart.  This post is not going to be a deconstruction of how Hollywood is raping the classics.  This is just an expression of sadness that one of… Read full post »

Are you straight?  Does the idea of homosexuals falling from the sky and turning all they touch into gay like so much gay King Midas give you nightmares?  Well Jesus has finally answered your hate-filled prayers!  It's the Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella!  Now you and your famil… Read full post »

I watched the Natalee Holloway Lifetime movie last night and it just broke my heart.  I think (I hope) it would do the same for any young woman who has been dumb enough (read: drunk enough) to go off with a strange guy, or to watch one of your friends do/… Read full post »

(I’ve been needing to get this out for years!)

Dear John,

Stop it.  Just stop it. 

You’re awful.  Do you even realize that?  Your lyrics are laughable.  It sounds like some crap a stoned frat boy would write.  Your body is a wonderland?  Well your/… Read full post »