APRIL 22, 2009 5:05PM

I laughed till I gayed myself

Rate: 12 Flag

Are you straight?  Does the idea of homosexuals falling from the sky and turning all they touch into gay like so much gay King Midas give you nightmares?  Well Jesus has finally answered your hate-filled prayers!  It's the Giant Gay Repellent Umbrella!  Now you and your family can protect themselves from falling homos while letting everyone know that you preach AND endorse a message of intolerance and hate!  Simply open and watch those moes bounce off like pipe bombs into a Planned Parenthood Clinic!

 http://www.giantgayrepellentumbrella.com/2009/04/early-prototype/#comments

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Oh sweet jeebus, I just spit water out my nose. Rated for falling homos.
Sheldon The Wonderhorse
April 22, 2009 05:16 PM
But who will get all those damned toasters now?!?!?!?
GregorMendel
April 22, 2009 05:18 PM
I just gayed myself!
Indie Girl
April 22, 2009 05:28 PM
I'm sure an immigrant umbrella is also in the works. Or maybe a poncho...
asianshoebox
April 22, 2009 05:53 PM
Rated for the hilarious title
icemilkcoffee
April 22, 2009 06:06 PM
OMG- I know I'm late to the party, but this was so effin' hilarious, I almost gayed myself, too! The umbrella is lovely, btw. I didn't see an order form, though....

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrated!
Bees Tone
May 08, 2009 09:55 PM
Dang! And this right after I declared I was tolerant of them people on my blog. If I coulda just holded on a mite longer before saying anything. . .wonder if QVC'll sell'em?
Mal Beck
May 08, 2009 11:26 PM
Wait. I had to comment before reading your whole post. The title "I Laughed till I gayed myself" might be one of my favorites of all time. I need to go email it to my friends and I'll be back.
Beth Mann
May 11, 2009 04:56 PM
Oh my gosh, it just got funnier. That is insane. I like the comment that the Village People should hold up the umbrella!

And thanks for saying something to that Vancouver dude. I appreciate it.
Beth Mann
May 11, 2009 05:02 PM