Athena Bradford

Athena Bradford
Location
Atlanta, Georgia, US
Birthday
November 07
Bio
Athena Bradford is a writer, explorer, researcher, and the author of “The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Vibrators.” She suffers from delusions of candor and longs for days when there is no embargo on pleasure.

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JULY 15, 2009 11:34AM

You Asked for It: Vibe I'd Save if My House Caught on Fire

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31cy2MsBYCL  As promised, here is my review of my favorite vibe.  I'm not a paid spokesperson for it, but I love it so much it just seems wrong not to share.

 After I used the Eroscillator for the first time, I actually called the owners of my favorite sex shop to thank them for recommending it. I wasn’t in the market for a new toy, especially one that costs $140, but they kept raving about its virtues.  Not technically a vibrator, this device produces a side-to-side oscillating motion as opposed to the up-and-down movements of a vibrator. Now I normally don’t turn to Dr. Ruth for sex advice (make that never), but the Eroscillator is the only sex toy that she recommends and sponsors.

 A university study asked 30 women (age range 24-47) to test the Prelude III, the  ">Hitachi Magic Wand and the Eroscillator.  Admittedly, this is a pretty small sample size but their data support my own conclusions, i.e., the Eroscillator was most likely to 1)produce the highest intensity orgasms; and 2) result in multiple orgasms.  I also give it props for the different op off attachments with such adorable names as The French Legionaire’s Mustache.

 

 Here are the top 6 reasons why I love it:

  1. It’s very quiet and once you use it, your other toy will sound like a jackhammer in comparison.
  2. The flexibility of a 12-foot cord makes it great for couple's play.
  3. It’s waterproof so you can clean the entire device (minus the power converter, of course) with antibacterial soap and water.
  4. Three speeds and several attachments so you can vary the intensity and sensations to meet your individual needs.
  5. Very lightweight and streamlined design.
  6. The company has a 30-day return policy that allows you to try it out, and if you are not satisfied, you can return it and get a 50% refund.
  7.  Ability to use it for clitoral, vaginal and anal stimulation depending on which attachment you choose.

Of course, every woman is different, but go to Babeland.com and read the reviews.  Woman who have never been able to climax swear this changed their lives.  I don’t have that problem, but I can tell you that it’s the one toy that is always at my bedside.

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Athena, you're a practical woman with all the right obsessions. You must have a reinforced door - one that resists the tide of gentlemen trying to beat it down.
I'm glad Aphra saw vibrate and floss possibilities, too, since I clicked the link just to make sure it wasn't a joke. (Never can tell around OS.) I can imagine that side to side action can make many a grrrl go yee-haa!

It's been a while since I've done toys, just for variety's sake, plus I didn't want to lose my touch for anytime, anywhere, neither AC nor DC nearby needed. But you make this sound so good, I may have to give it a whirl! Mmm, now I have to go touch myself just thinking about it! Thanks!
Anal stimulation?

Now, which attachment...?
Duane, it isn't featured in the photo but it's called pearls of the orient
Sounds like I'm going to be saving up my pennies and anything else I can get my hands on!
@aphrabehn, click on the eroscillator link in the post and that will take you directly to the Babeland page.
How erotically pragmatic.
As good as your word, you are! :} I read your post after posting my latest and had to go back and edit a little. Borrowed your Babeland links and referenced your post. Saving my meager funds up to see if it can be as good for me, ;}
Awww, you had me at "Eroscillator" -- who could resist that name?

Actually, its appearance -- and your description of it -- remind me of my Braun Triumph toothbrush. Hmmmm. Gotta go. ;)
Some of us have appreciated (how do I strike that in a comment to read - LOVED) the beauty of the Braun since the introduction of the circular head. Did I say head?
I can see I'm going to have to make you my sex toy guru!
Athena,
As you know, I am the Number One Advocate for women increasing their sensual pleasures.
I have certain philosphical views about it
which I have shared with you in the past...

But lately i have become religious as
well as philosophical, and have been
reading my bible day and night
with the New Eyes i got in the mail the other day
($56.99 for the set...buy one, get one free!....)

I especially enjoy the Song of Solomon,
of course...the first erotic masterpiece
of the Jewish race...also there are
mentions of female satisfaction
in the book of Revelations...
the Great Whore who gets burned
at the end of it? Well, the burn
is...heh...you get it...

I did some research on the Clitoris, as
you asked...i think it was you who asked..
(who the hell else would it be??)

from greek kleitoris, meaning
"divine, famous, goddess-like"...
(see B. Walker's "encyclopedia of myths & secrets"..woo hoo)

greek myth, it seems, which i oughta look more into
@siren's song, I can't think of a nicer compliment. Aces in their places, as I say.
@James M. Emmerling, Who needs Google when I have you as a dear friend. Now I want to change my name to kleitoris.
greek myth personified the clitoris as
an amazon queen named kleite
ancestral mother of the kleitae,
a tribe o f warrior babes
who founded a city in italy.......

in corinth, kleite was a princess "whom artemis
made grow tall & strong"...you get the idea...
or, in another myth, and there's a shitload of em
(you GOTTA get this book, gal...)

she was a nymph who loved the phallus (Priapus)
of the sun god and always followed his motion
with her head..ha!...

they also saw her as a sunflower..

so! i thought i's put in a word for Blake,
whose poem "ah, sunflower"
you certainly know by heart, eh?

anyway....then the damn Patriarchal society
came to Town and ruined everything...

the Christian church for some silly reason
said the gals shouldnt have sexual pleasure
anymore...the clitoris was forgotten...



then they started cutting it off" for god's sake..

fucking buthchers...

Victorian era, etc...

um, at a witch trial in 1593
the investigating jailer
apparently discovered the damn thing
and identified it as a "devil's teat"...
sure proof of the woman's guilt...

well, all seems to be well in 2009,
thanks to you..
keep telling us about this important organ
and how we guys
can pitch in...

(did a man or woman invent this contraption of yrs?)

Jim, helping the Cause
How does one respond to this without sounding too lascivious? My late girl friend introduced me to the wonders of bedroom toys. (Well to be accurate I knew about them but she introduced me to the proper pleasurable application of said items for both of us. ) She had one of these as her favorite too. It had a flat oval tip that was her preference for clitoral stimulation. It could bring her to multiple orgasms without making her clitoris too sore and overly sensitive. ( I think I just ventured into TMI territory…now about her feeldoe….)
Thanks for sharing your unique take and information on an aspect of pleasure that get too frequently ignored… and hidden in the bottom drawer.