Athena Bradford
- Location
- Atlanta, Georgia, US
- Birthday
- November 07
- Bio
- Athena Bradford is a writer, explorer, researcher, and the author of “The Intelligent Woman’s Guide to Vibrators.” She suffers from delusions of candor and longs for days when there is no embargo on pleasure.
MY RECENT POSTS
- British Vibrators: What's in
a Name?
September 14, 2009 09:32AM - Words Become You
September 04, 2009 06:42PM - Diving for Sex
August 30, 2009 11:33AM - Stirrings
August 21, 2009 05:46PM - Who's Teaching My Daughter
about Sex?
August 13, 2009 09:07AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “How can one not cry? You
told this
tragedy
beautifully.”
September 14, 2009 02:15PM - “I watch the episode and
greedily read your analysis.
It makes
the show twice
as…”
September 14, 2009 11:21AM - “For me, the worst thing
is being called Maam. I still
look
around for some
"…”
September 14, 2009 10:28AM - “First to say wonderful.
It only were so simple to
actually
believe those 4
thing…”
September 10, 2009 05:55PM - “Don't every try to find
a therapist. It's hopeless
because
you are too damn
smar…”
September 10, 2009 10:20AM
Athena Bradford's Links
I consider myself a vibrator connoisseur and, as such,
I’m always interested in new products. When
I read that Good Housekeeping U.K. would be publishing it’s
first-ever review of vibes, my heart skipped a beat. They invited
100 women to test a variety of products and rate the…
First of all, I
hate novelty gifts. They seem pointless to
me. I mean, really, how many times can a pooping
pig induce true belly laughs. I look at Whoopee
cushions, toilet seat outhouse decals, and racing grannies with
disbelief—who are these people who shell out $15 f… Read full post »
If you posed that question six months ago, the bells would
have rung, and I’d go home with all the prizes because the
answer would have been me. We have every
age-appropriate book ever written on the subjects of sex and the
human body, and I’ve always answered my 12-year-old…
Here’s my dirty secret. I once
dated a clown. Now in my defense, I didn’t
know he was gaga about greasepaint when I accepted his dinner
invitation. He told me that he worked at a
Children’s Hospital—it was only later that I found out
he was the Residen… 
Certain words I dread (“We need to schedule two more dental appointments”) while others I would kill to hear (“Ann Coulter’s physician confirms sex-change operation”).
And then there are statements that defy imagination, such as; “My husband gave me the… Read full post »
Ten years ago I moved to a new city and was experiencing a
dearth of “gentleman
callers.” Internet dating wasn’t
quite the rage it is now—Personal Ads, carefully placed, were
the drudge of choice. I was hesitant but horny and the latter wore
down my resistance.&nbs… Read full post »
by Athena Bradford
When I first saw the Hello Kitty vibrator, I dismissed it as just another novelty sex toy, but it keeps popping up like a twisted pez dispenser. And I’m starting to get really annoyed.
What’s next? A Polly Pocket rocket? A baby doll vibe that cries… Read full post »

Just in case you haven’t heard, Green is the new black of sex toys.
Yes, it is now possible to achieve sexual satisfaction and take socially responsible actions to protect the planet. You can engage in eco-friendly playtime with seaweed-based dildos, phthalate-free vibes,… Read full post »
Athena Bradford's Favorites
Updates
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Conflict of Interest
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Grass Angel
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It Doesn't Take Long...
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Dante’s Purgatory – Commuter Edition
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5 Steps to Successfully Work 2 or More Jobs in New Economy
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SPAM -A-RAMA FRIDAYS : NOBODY COULD BE THAT F*CKING STUPID!
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ARGGG- Greenheron's challenge
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Study Offers Good News for Dumb, Drunk Party Girls
Salon.com