Why are all the cars named after something stupid?

“ When did we run out of good names for cars?  I remember when cars were named after real things, things you could see, like animals: The Mustang, the Cougar, the Barracuda, the Pinto . . .… Read full post »

Ladies and Gentlemen, 

May I Present,

The Nouveau Poor . . . .

 Jenna and Michael Newcastle were typical newlyweds, paying back their graduate school loans, planning for children and working hard to pay off the more than $45,000 they charged on their credit cards… Read full post »

At least in stand-up, some of the audience is drunk.

Dear People-Who-Just-Interviewed-Me-This-Afternoon,

You weren’t the only ones taking notes.

Don’t for a minute think that I didn’t notice that all three of you were clearly miserable.  … Read full post »